Eighi5 Hapara!; Hark, and heed me we11!; If 7hou do57 no7 re7urn 7o 7hine hu5k7op po57ha57e; A grand 5erie5 of even75 wi11 be 5e7 in7o mo7ion!;
Fir57, I 5ha11 1eave my hive; Commandeer a high 5peed 7ran5por7; And f1y 7o 7hine hive; 7hen, once I have gained en7ry, and found 7hee wi7hin; I 5ha11 de1iver 7he migh7ie57, mo57 powerfu1 5hoo5hpap in 7he hi57ory of a11 of exi57ence!; 7hen, once 7hou ar7 5ui7ab1y pacified and con5o1ed, we 5ha11 ge7 7hee in7o 7he game, before I re7urn 7o my own hive and comp1e7e my own en7ry; 7hen we 5ha11 ra11y our friend5, and 5urvive 7he coming apoca1yp5e;
Bu7 if I arrive 7o find naugh7 bu7 5moking rubb1e and an impac7 cra7er; And di5cover 7ha7 7hine 5piri7 ha5 depar7ed i7'5 mor7a1 coi1; I make 7hi5 5o1emn vow; I 5ha11 di5cover where 7hine 5piri7 ha5 7aken up re5idence; In wha7ever af7er1ife or de57ina7ion mo57 befi75 7hee; And I 5ha11 5e7 cour5e 7here, and I cha11enge even Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion 7o 57op me; And when I arrive; I 5ha11 5eek an audience wi7h wha7ever 1ord or 1ady re5ide5 over 5uch a p1ace; And I 5ha11 nego7ia7e wi7h 7hem 7o re7urn 7hine 5ou1 back 7o where i7 be1ong5; And if 7ha7 i5 no7 5ucce55fu1; Which i5 fair1y 1ike1y, bu7 I mu57 a7 1ea57 7ry, you under57and; I 5ha11 cha11enge 7hem for 7heir po5i7ion; And once I defea7 7hem; Becau5e fai1ure i5 5imp1y no7 an op7ion; I 5ha11 c1aim dominion over 7heir 1and; Ob7ain 7hine 5ou1; Drag i7 back 7o A17ernia; Pu7 i7 back in7o 7hine body; And pu7 7hee in fron7 of 7hine hu5k7op!; 5o 7ha7 we may p1ay 7hi5 damnab1e game!; And ge7 off of 7hi5 b1a57ed di5grace of a p1ane7!;
Do57 7hou under57and me, 5ir Hapara?!; If I di5cover 7ha7 7hou ha57 died; I 5ha11 find 7hine 5ou1'5 fina1 re57; 51ay 7he guardian of 7he underwor1d; And bring 7hee back 7o 1ife!; Becau5e 7hou ar7 no7 permi77ed 7o die, 5ir Hapara!; I-; I canno7 do 7hi5 wi7hou7 you!;
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Hark, and heed me we11!;
If 7hou do57 no7 re7urn 7o 7hine hu5k7op po57ha57e;
A grand 5erie5 of even75 wi11 be 5e7 in7o mo7ion!;
Fir57, I 5ha11 1eave my hive;
Commandeer a high 5peed 7ran5por7;
And f1y 7o 7hine hive;
7hen, once I have gained en7ry, and found 7hee wi7hin;
I 5ha11 de1iver 7he migh7ie57, mo57 powerfu1 5hoo5hpap in 7he hi57ory of a11 of exi57ence!;
7hen, once 7hou ar7 5ui7ab1y pacified and con5o1ed, we 5ha11 ge7 7hee in7o 7he game, before I re7urn 7o my own hive and comp1e7e my own en7ry;
7hen we 5ha11 ra11y our friend5, and 5urvive 7he coming apoca1yp5e;
Bu7 if I arrive 7o find naugh7 bu7 5moking rubb1e and an impac7 cra7er;
And di5cover 7ha7 7hine 5piri7 ha5 depar7ed i7'5 mor7a1 coi1;
I make 7hi5 5o1emn vow;
I 5ha11 di5cover where 7hine 5piri7 ha5 7aken up re5idence;
In wha7ever af7er1ife or de57ina7ion mo57 befi75 7hee;
And I 5ha11 5e7 cour5e 7here, and I cha11enge even Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion 7o 57op me;
And when I arrive;
I 5ha11 5eek an audience wi7h wha7ever 1ord or 1ady re5ide5 over 5uch a p1ace;
And I 5ha11 nego7ia7e wi7h 7hem 7o re7urn 7hine 5ou1 back 7o where i7 be1ong5;
And if 7ha7 i5 no7 5ucce55fu1;
Which i5 fair1y 1ike1y, bu7 I mu57 a7 1ea57 7ry, you under57and;
I 5ha11 cha11enge 7hem for 7heir po5i7ion;
And once I defea7 7hem;
Becau5e fai1ure i5 5imp1y no7 an op7ion;
I 5ha11 c1aim dominion over 7heir 1and;
Ob7ain 7hine 5ou1;
Drag i7 back 7o A17ernia;
Pu7 i7 back in7o 7hine body;
And pu7 7hee in fron7 of 7hine hu5k7op!;
5o 7ha7 we may p1ay 7hi5 damnab1e game!;
And ge7 off of 7hi5 b1a57ed di5grace of a p1ane7!;
Do57 7hou under57and me, 5ir Hapara?!;
If I di5cover 7ha7 7hou ha57 died;
I 5ha11 find 7hine 5ou1'5 fina1 re57;
51ay 7he guardian of 7he underwor1d;
And bring 7hee back 7o 1ife!;
Becau5e 7hou ar7 no7 permi77ed 7o die, 5ir Hapara!;
I-;
I canno7 do 7hi5 wi7hou7 you!;