few things before I ollie right the fuck out of this memo and into the furthest reaches of paradox space-
one: fuck you because I'm sure there's a lot of you enjoying this on one level or another
two: fuck certain ones of you because you're self-righteous, entitled little shits who think your problems are the only problems that should matter and that no one can be ~mean~ to you no matter what unless you want to jump on their bulge or whatever BS you tell yourselves isn't the real reason you put up with it so it means you have to go get someone to fight your battles every time because hey, so long as you're not doing it yourself you can tell yourself you're the ~better troll~ or something what~ever~
three: those of you that aren't complete assholes I don't even know what to tell you except that this is FUCKING STUPID and everyone needs to shut the fuck up and mind their own business like just seriously
four: if I ever figure out how to get between sessions, a lot of you should just bend over get your skull between your knees and kiss your asses goodbye while you've got the chance
five: if you're on my team and I get to your planet and your quests ain't doneā« s' not gonna be pretty
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one: fuck you because I'm sure there's a lot of you enjoying this on one level or another
two: fuck certain ones of you because you're self-righteous, entitled little shits who think your problems are the only problems that should matter
and that no one can be ~mean~ to you no matter what unless you want to jump on their bulge or whatever BS you tell yourselves isn't the real reason you put up with it
so it means you have to go get someone to fight your battles every time because hey, so long as you're not doing it yourself you can tell yourself you're the ~better troll~ or something
what~ever~
three: those of you that aren't complete assholes
I don't even know what to tell you except that this is FUCKING STUPID
and everyone needs to shut the fuck up and mind their own business
like just
seriously
four: if I ever figure out how to get between sessions, a lot of you should just bend over
get your skull between your knees
and kiss your asses goodbye while you've got the chance
five: if you're on my team and I get to your planet
and your quests ain't doneā«
s' not gonna be pretty