artful_transgressor: (slightly more dangerous than you think)
Lyndis Nivali ([personal profile] artful_transgressor) wrote in [community profile] scrib 2013-04-08 07:19 am (UTC)

i
what
NO
you cant make other peoples business your business
that isnt how it WORKS
there is no process by which you can eVer be giVen carte fucking blanche to share whateVer the fuck you want to about eVeryone else
THAT IS NOT A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN
like for instance
after this conVersation i am pretty much neVer eVer telling you anything priVate about myself
eVer
so this harebrained scheme is already off the rails

also
the key factor
in eVeryone trusting you
is that you DONT spew their personal shit eVerywhere like a broken sewage pipe
so what the hell would your plan eVen inVolVe
like
would you learn eVeryones secrets and then expose them to the entire fucking session
cause honestly
that goes beyond innocent ignorance
thats practically superVillain treachery territory
like
thats meaner than anything id do at my most pissed
and youVe seen how mean i get when im pissed
do you want to actually do something WORSE than that
i dont think you do
so nip this idea RIGHT in the goddamn bud cause its fucking terrible in eVery respect

besides
eVen if you didnt giVe a shit about being a supreme asshole
and thought that somehow sharing all these secrets with eVeryone was SO CRITICAL that youd take that moral bullet for the team
great
you spill eVeryones secrets for them
now what
now no one trusts you again
and they neVer will
and eVen if youd learned eVeryones secrets up to that point
theyre gonna haVe more critical information down the line
which theyll neVer share with you again
so the 'solution' doesnt eVen SOLVE anything
its just an elaborate dick moVe with no real payoff for anyone

the ACTUAL solution here aVispa
is to just
fucking
ask people
whats okay for you to make public knowledge about them
its so fucking simple
i am literally handing it to you
HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING IT


You really should have walked away a few replies ago, back when you'd initially resolved to. But - ironically, given that you yourself aspire to be a huge internet troll - you are incredibly juicy trollbait, and you can never walk away from an argument.

You aren't sure how the conversation got to this point, but you're probably going to have some sort of pan hemorrhage any minute.

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