Okay, you think you understand "dick". And you've actually SEEN UNSUSPECTING LOWBLOOD GETS HIS PROTEIN CHUTE FILLED WITH ALIEN BULGE - THAT IS THE END OF HIM; THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE'S AN ORGAN CAVITY-BURSTER COMING OUT OF HIS ORGAN CAVITY GOING, 'SURPRISE YOU FUCKING BITCHES' TO HIS HORRIFIED CREWMATES; IT SKITTERS THE FUCK AWAY AND THEN IT BECOMES SOME MOTHERFUCKING CLICHE ALIENS IN SPACE MOVIE. To a culture with a FAR LESS VAST AND DISCERNING PALATE FOR FILMS this would truly be a groundbreaking and original experience, but to your race's IMMENSE HISTORY OF CINEMATOGRAPHY, it was rather trite upon release.
Wait, so you... ~~CS Goodness no! ~~CS ~We~ don't do that at all! ~~CS See, this is why ~I~ was concerned, ~I~ wanted to make sure such notions were dismissed as the hogwash they are. ~~CS ~Trolls~ have a far more refined and noble reproductive cycle than that! ~~CS ~I~ trust humans do as well. ~~CS
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Wait, so you... ~~CS
Goodness no! ~~CS
~We~ don't do that at all! ~~CS
See, this is why ~I~ was concerned, ~I~ wanted to make sure such notions were dismissed as the hogwash they are. ~~CS
~Trolls~ have a far more refined and noble reproductive cycle than that! ~~CS
~I~ trust humans do as well. ~~CS