Against your will, you start being Jack Noir. You don't want to be Jack Noir, but you have started to be Jack Noir. Even Jack Noir doesn't want to be Jack Noir. Why? Because you, Jack Noir, are doing paperwork. And you HATE paperwork. More than that, you are doing paperwork while being forced to watch the fenestrated wall network in the Cubicle of Vigilance.
You're certain that if you were aware of the other two instances of yourself that they would be doing something just as awful as this, but with Foresworn Recreant, Courtyard Droll, and Hegemonic Brute all busy elsewhere... and Draconian Dignitary and the Black Queen busy too... You are literally the ONLY ONE NOT BUSY.
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You're certain that if you were aware of the other two instances of yourself that they would be doing something just as awful as this, but with Foresworn Recreant, Courtyard Droll, and Hegemonic Brute all busy elsewhere... and Draconian Dignitary and the Black Queen busy too... You are literally the ONLY ONE NOT BUSY.