You're better at AERIAL ATTACKS really: you're great at launching rockets from your BRANCH GRENADE into large crowds of imps and even better at keeping people safe by warning them when attack is coming. Too bad there are so many brambles and towers here that you CAN'T REALLY GET AIRBORNE in the first place. So you're stuck on the ground.
The ones that swarm like a meerkat mob are the easiest to take out -- one big grenade and they're a goner, even if it makes you sad to see them like that because that's your LUSUS you're killing...
Unfortunately you forgot that some of these stupid imps have the power to TURN INVISIBLE when they're attacking you, so you're grabbed from behind. You shove your ROCKET SNEAKS into its midsection and then, when it lets go because it's startled, you switch weapons and quickly stab it with your TRUSTY ORIGINAL BRANCH through the head.
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The ones that swarm like a meerkat mob are the easiest to take out -- one big grenade and they're a goner, even if it makes you sad to see them like that because that's your LUSUS you're killing...
Unfortunately you forgot that some of these stupid imps have the power to TURN INVISIBLE when they're attacking you, so you're grabbed from behind. You shove your ROCKET SNEAKS into its midsection and then, when it lets go because it's startled, you switch weapons and quickly stab it with your TRUSTY ORIGINAL BRANCH through the head.
Look at that! You didn't even cry!
where are you--x?
are you alIve--?!
You are, as always, fatalist to the end.