oh god; i am being molested by a ten year old; on the internet; i am actively being molested by a child; a very well-written child; you have a ridiculous vocabulary; just tell me you were joking;
i was just cyber-kissed by a kid; i am about ready to flip every dick that has ever protruded from any pelvis; ever;
this is so embarrassing; i have never been more humiliated; i think i might hate you deeply; [SPARKS'S face is in his hands! there is absolutely no way he is returning that kiss and the ground is probably rough and why am i still typing this!]
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i am being molested by a ten year old;
on the internet;
i am actively being molested by a child;
a very well-written child;
you have a ridiculous vocabulary;
just tell me you were joking;
i was just cyber-kissed by a kid;
i am about ready to flip every dick that has ever protruded from any pelvis; ever;
this is so embarrassing; i have never been more humiliated;
i think i might hate you deeply;
[SPARKS'S face is in his hands! there is absolutely no way he is returning that kiss and the ground is probably rough and why am i still typing this!]