artful_transgressor: (sneer)
Lyndis Nivali ([personal profile] artful_transgressor) wrote in [community profile] scrib 2013-03-07 05:32 am (UTC)

CURRENT artfulTransgressor [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

wow uh
great leVelheadedness in the face of crisis there
i mean i haVent seen someone handle alarm so smoothly since the last time i watched a Video of a balloon being popped behind a purrbeast

first of all
there is no way death by meteor
or anything that comes after that
assuming there would be anything that came after that
would be preferable to being here
itd maybe be simpler
but its not like youd be able to appreciate it
so who cares

second of all
if you die now to imps
hows that any different from haVing died to meteors
aside from the fact that youd be potentially dooming those of us who still haVe a shot at surViVal
point is if all you want is death you haVent missed that particular boat yet
but i strongly suggest you put off catching that ride as long as possible
it doesnt go anywhere you want to get to

third of all
chill the fuck out
imps arent that tough
although seriously
a branch???
get yourself a better strife specibus
like stat
that shit is amateur hour

finally
who the fuck eVen are you

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