==> Kaprao: Be useless.

[deadpanlife]

You are being EXCEPTIONALLY USELESS right now.

Or at least, useless in the sense that you haven't bothered to explore outside your hive. There is a big mess of BLACK GUNK right outside your hive, which you have explicitly caused, and you kind of don't want to have to deal with it right now.

In fact, you'd rather not deal with anything right now.

Your lusussprite is currently outside your hive standing guard, which somehow manages to make you feel both safe and even more useless than you already are. Because you really shouldn't need a bodyguard at all to begin with, right?

There are a lot of things that you need to do and you are suddenly doubting your ability to do any of them.

So clearly the best course of action is to distract yourself from all of that for the time being If you can manage even that, anyway.

passiveSampler has signed on.

Comments

[absentultima]

u/\/\ hll0 k∧pr∧0
h0w ∧re `/0u?

[deadpanlife]

uurm
okay
i guess

[absentultima]

quess1nq d0esnt s0und very k0nf1dent
d1d s0/\/\th1nq b∧d h∧ppen?

[deadpanlife]

Where do you even start with that?

You don't.

no
i'm fine

[absentultima]

0k∧`/
wh∧ts h∧ppen1ng w1th th1ngs?

You are the most unsubtle. But maybe that will work anyway.

[austereastronomer]

Hello, Kaprao.
How are you doing?
I just thought I'd check in. Have you been in touch with Lyndis?

[deadpanlife]

urm
okay i guess
i haven't checked in with him for a whi|e now

[austereastronomer]

Is he already in, or are you still waiting on Preta?

[deadpanlife]

he's a|ready in
though maybe i shou|d actua||y check on him

You vaguely remember something about having to build...

[austereastronomer]

Oh, good. That's a good idea, yes.
Although I suppose right now the most urgent thing is getting into the game.
I trust your entry sequence is coming along well?

[starstorm]

hihi kapkap ^w^
is he doing ok

[deadpanlife]

urm
i guess

Not really.

[starstorm]

has kapkap stawted pwaying de game yet ow is he stiww waiting ?w?

[deadpanlife]

i'm in a|ready
but i haven't exp|ored yet

[starstorm]

oooohhhhh
niknik is in too heehee
whats it wike fow kapkap

[defectivesaboteur]

Gree7ing5, Kaprao!;
How are you?;

[deadpanlife]

oh, hi Bhara|
i'm fine

[defectivesaboteur]

7ha7 i5 cer7ain1y good 7o hear;
How ha5 7he game been 7rea7ing you?;
I have heard 7ha7 you are a15o p1aying;
And how i5 7ha7 highb1ood you 5poke 7o me abou7?;
I hope he i5 p1aying a5 we11;

[deadpanlife]

...

he isn't playing

[defectivesaboteur]

....o-oh;
I;
I am 7ru1y 5orry 7o hear 7ha7;
W-Wou1d;
Wou1d57 7hee 1ike 7o 7a1k abou7 i7?;

[bizango]

So you. Don't remember how your last conversation with Kaprao ended? Which is pretty disconcerting. Hopefully you didn't talk about anything important, but you will admit you've been avoiding him ever since so you don't have to deal with awkwardly pretending you do remember. Avoiding your teammate is probably not good for the game though so you've decided you're going to stop doing that today. Right now.

Right... now...

A half hour later, you finally finish waffling.

ps~

[deadpanlife]

oh
hi

[bizango]

hellO~
ahaha~
hOw have yOu been~~

[deadpanlife]

i'm fine

You aren't.

[bizango]

Oh~that's gOOd~~
hOw is the game~
fOr yOu~~