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{ p h a e s t } ([personal profile] acuminous) wrote in [community profile] scrib2012-07-03 04:23 pm

Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )

AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }



Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!

But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.


acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )

AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }
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[personal profile] deadpanlife 2012-07-08 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
okay
but we'|| sti|| need to fight?
bizango: (right between my eyes honey)

[personal profile] bizango 2012-07-08 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yes~that did wOrk alright~
mOstly right nOw~neither Of us are sure~
what he shOuld maybe prOtOtype~~
absentultima: (So much unsure in here.)

[personal profile] absentultima 2012-07-09 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
wh∧t sekret?
∧nd n0 1 w0nt st0p pl∧`/1nq
1t /\/\1qht s∧ve the l1fe 0f /\/\'/ /\/\∧tespr1t ∧nd /\/\01r∧1l
1 d0n't w∧nt t0 d1e e1the
e1thr
e1ther
polygraphing: (hee)

[personal profile] polygraphing 2012-07-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)

hahahahaha
me
an azzet
thatz funy
im krakcing up right now for realz
and wel
i guez thatz prety kool of you to zay
zure hope you kan think of one though
maybe everyone kan ztop lozing their zhit al the time then
polygraphing: (wtf)

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[personal profile] polygraphing 2012-07-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)

eighiz
kome on
dont ignore me
kant you ztop zkreaming for a zekond
and talk to me
though
i guez i dont realy know if thatz what youre doing right now
moztly juzt guezing about that
or wel thatz kaled an edukated guez right
when you think zomethingz likely but you dont know for zure
whatever
soundtricks: (08- Them speakers for these?)

[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Phaest, for the last time
please go fuck yourself and leave us alone
or I will make your spinal cord a shiny new accessory to my wardrobe
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
hey
loser
what the fuck do you think you're doing♫

Re: blackoutEtude began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-07-31 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
You don't answer. Sure, you've finally stopped screaming. But you're not really "there" anymore to answer.
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not stopping until you answer
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
you think I'm joking but I'm not
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Re: blackoutEtude began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
answer me you dumbass otherwise you're doing just what she wants
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
and if I die because you let that bitch get to you I'll kick your ass from beyond the grave
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hapara
I
will
~END YOU~

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[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-07-31 04:01 am (UTC)(link)









The noise.

You have to stop the noise.

immobileMentality has been disconnected.
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[personal profile] soundtricks 2012-07-31 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
oh you bulge-fondling spawn of a half-braindead septic system dweller
when I see you I'm TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF
god
FUCKING
~DAMMIT~


gotta be on motherfucking ~eggshells~ to the last don't I♫
U G H
you are SO getting haunted
polygraphing: (huh)

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[personal profile] polygraphing 2012-07-31 04:11 am (UTC)(link)

wel
i guez youre juzt totaly ignoring me now
or maybe the whole komputer
man
thiz iz zeriouzly not a good time to be freaking out like thiz
if you get meteored
bekauze youre too pizzed off to deal with thiz zhit
im gona be zo angry
eighiz kome on you dumbazz
kut it out

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[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-07-31 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
immobileMentality has been disconnected.
polygraphing: (umm)

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[personal profile] polygraphing 2012-07-31 04:24 am (UTC)(link)

i
what
eighiz are you zhiting me
do you not wana talk to me that badly
that youll fukcing dizkonekt your komputer
or
i guez


oh my god no
no no fukcing way
there iz no fukcing way you got meteored
right after i fukcing zaid it
holy fukc
eighiz
no
no no no no no no
fdkjgjkdfgjksgjkdkjfgjkdfgjkd
kfjdgdjkfgjk
djgkjgsdjkfgksjkg

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[personal profile] defectivesaboteur 2012-08-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Eighi5, are you a1righ7?;
Pardon 7he de1ay in my me55aging you;
He1ping Nikka1 in 7he game ha5 7aken more a77en7ion 7han I origina11y 7hough7 i7 wou1d;

H-He11o?;
Eighi5?;
Are you 7here?;

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[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-08-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
No. You're not there. Not really.

immobileMentality has been disconnected.
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[personal profile] defectivesaboteur 2012-08-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
E-Eighi5?;
W-Why did you di5connec7?;
You...;
P-P1ea5e 7e11 me 7hou ar7 a1righ7;
7e11 me 7ha7 7hou ar7 5afe;
Or...;
A7 1ea57 1e7 me know 5omehow;
I refu5e 7o be1ieve 7ha7 you have died;
No7 af7er we have come 7hi5 far;



I under57and if 7hou ar7 ra7her 57re55ed righ7 now;
'57re55ed' i5 probab1y a gro55 under57a7emen7;
Bu7 kn-know 7ha7 you can 7a1k 7o me abou7 i7, o-okay?;
Abou7 any7hing;
I wou1d 1ike 7o be 7here for you;
1ike you are 7here for me;
I-If 7ha7 i5 a1righ7;
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[personal profile] defectivesaboteur 2012-08-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
E-Eighi5!;
If you are 7here;
You an5wer me!;
I-;
You canno7 be dead!;
I wi11 no7 accep7 i7!;
I canno7!;

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-08-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hours in the future, but not many, you return. You see what is expected of you. You see that they will never forgive you for your weakness.

Shields up.

immobileMentality has signed on

sorry.
<omputer |ssues.
yes, th^t |s wh^t ^n edu<^ted guess |s.
no, | w^sn't s<re^m|ng.
wh^t d|d you need?
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[personal profile] defectivesaboteur 2012-08-15 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Eighi5 Hapara!;
Hark, and heed me we11!;
If 7hou do57 no7 re7urn 7o 7hine hu5k7op po57ha57e;
A grand 5erie5 of even75 wi11 be 5e7 in7o mo7ion!;

Fir57, I 5ha11 1eave my hive;
Commandeer a high 5peed 7ran5por7;
And f1y 7o 7hine hive;
7hen, once I have gained en7ry, and found 7hee wi7hin;
I 5ha11 de1iver 7he migh7ie57, mo57 powerfu1 5hoo5hpap in 7he hi57ory of a11 of exi57ence!;
7hen, once 7hou ar7 5ui7ab1y pacified and con5o1ed, we 5ha11 ge7 7hee in7o 7he game, before I re7urn 7o my own hive and comp1e7e my own en7ry;
7hen we 5ha11 ra11y our friend5, and 5urvive 7he coming apoca1yp5e;

Bu7 if I arrive 7o find naugh7 bu7 5moking rubb1e and an impac7 cra7er;
And di5cover 7ha7 7hine 5piri7 ha5 depar7ed i7'5 mor7a1 coi1;
I make 7hi5 5o1emn vow;
I 5ha11 di5cover where 7hine 5piri7 ha5 7aken up re5idence;
In wha7ever af7er1ife or de57ina7ion mo57 befi75 7hee;
And I 5ha11 5e7 cour5e 7here, and I cha11enge even Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion 7o 57op me;
And when I arrive;
I 5ha11 5eek an audience wi7h wha7ever 1ord or 1ady re5ide5 over 5uch a p1ace;
And I 5ha11 nego7ia7e wi7h 7hem 7o re7urn 7hine 5ou1 back 7o where i7 be1ong5;
And if 7ha7 i5 no7 5ucce55fu1;
Which i5 fair1y 1ike1y, bu7 I mu57 a7 1ea57 7ry, you under57and;
I 5ha11 cha11enge 7hem for 7heir po5i7ion;
And once I defea7 7hem;
Becau5e fai1ure i5 5imp1y no7 an op7ion;
I 5ha11 c1aim dominion over 7heir 1and;
Ob7ain 7hine 5ou1;
Drag i7 back 7o A17ernia;
Pu7 i7 back in7o 7hine body;
And pu7 7hee in fron7 of 7hine hu5k7op!;
5o 7ha7 we may p1ay 7hi5 damnab1e game!;
And ge7 off of 7hi5 b1a57ed di5grace of a p1ane7!;

Do57 7hou under57and me, 5ir Hapara?!;
If I di5cover 7ha7 7hou ha57 died;
I 5ha11 find 7hine 5ou1'5 fina1 re57;
51ay 7he guardian of 7he underwor1d;
And bring 7hee back 7o 1ife!;
Becau5e 7hou ar7 no7 permi77ed 7o die, 5ir Hapara!;
I-;
I canno7 do 7hi5 wi7hou7 you!;

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[personal profile] notyouraigis 2012-08-15 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hours in the future, but not many, you return. You see what is expected of you. You see that they will never forgive any weakness on your part.

Except for Bharal. Bharal always forgives.

Speaking of which, he seems to be panicking a little. Or a lot. Okay, he's definitely panicking a lot, and quite spectacularly at that. Holy shit.

immobileMentality has signed on.

...
holy s h | t, bh^r^l.
|'m sorry for worry|ng you.
^lthough |t seems th^t " worry " m|ght be ^n underst^tement.
|'m pretty sure th^t most of th|s |sn't even phys|<^lly poss|ble.
|n f^<t, |'m ^lmost <ert^|n th^t most of th^t stuff only h^ppens |n Old ^ltern|^n myths.
|'m th|nk | re^d one l|ke th|s, ^<tually...

^nd d|dn't we t^lk ^bout the h|gh-speed tr^nsport th|ng?
you <ouldn't get there |n t|me, ^nd you'd prob^bly <r^sh.

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