Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo

[acuminous]

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )

AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }


Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!

But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )

AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }

Comments

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[polygraphing]

wel
i guez youre juzt totaly ignoring me now
or maybe the whole komputer
man
thiz iz zeriouzly not a good time to be freaking out like thiz
if you get meteored
bekauze youre too pizzed off to deal with thiz zhit
im gona be zo angry
eighiz kome on you dumbazz
kut it out

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[notyouraigis]

immobileMentality has been disconnected.

Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[polygraphing]

i
what
eighiz are you zhiting me
do you not wana talk to me that badly
that youll fukcing dizkonekt your komputer
or
i guez


oh my god no
no no fukcing way
there iz no fukcing way you got meteored
right after i fukcing zaid it
holy fukc
eighiz
no
no no no no no no
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Re: laxPolygraph began trolling immobileMentality at ?:??

[notyouraigis]

Hours in the future, but not many, you return. You see what is expected of you. You see that they will never forgive you for your weakness.

Shields up.

immobileMentality has signed on

sorry.
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