[Memo: Open to All] ==> Zurahe: Talk about your Sweet Loot

[soundtricks]

You're planning to do just that.


-- blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo GATECRASHING --


Right then, so I guess I'm going to be the first one to make a proper fuckin' progress report.

Yay. Me.



You are not at all, in fact, enthused to be the first to do so- but considering the estimation most of these jerks seem to have of you, you ARE kind of FUCKING SMUG about it. You're not, however, pleased to be doing this with the stupid VOICEBOX on, but you sincerely doubt any of them know ASL anyway.

You make it a point to look as bored as possible though, and scowl a little as you try and remember the points you were going to make. Thankfully, it doesn't take long.

Dunno what the fucking problem was before I gatejumped, but I had to deal with every kind of fucking imp I'd beaten down on my way in. Some of the fuckers even followed me through.

Considerin' I wound up in my Denizen's chamber, according to my 'consorts' or whatever, that coulda gotten a mite nasty.

Weren't nothing there to fight though, so I got lucky- but it seems like that's a problem. Turns out that big bad Boss Monster's kinda important to these little things. So I guess I gotta go lookin' for it and bring it back.

Fun fact though- did y' know Denizens are what you get your ultimate weapon from?

You equip BRAHMASIRSHA and VAISHNAVASTRA,one arm silver and flowering, the other golden and seemingly overrun with vines.



Cause I sure do. And let me tell ya, these babies ain't lacking in power. Equippable at all levels too- guess they figure if you can earn 'em, then use 'em.

Got a buncha grist and a gem to power those babies up too, and it looks like I was supposed to find the rest beforehand, so I'm gonna get to that as soon as I alchemize some new clothes. This stuff the little dudes gave me's comfy, but ain't running 'round like this on the battlefield.

You unequip your RAD LOOT and lean forward, hands on your ankles, a smirk sliding onto your face.


So- how've the rest of you been doin' with makin' progress?

You pause there, considering, and then add- as quickly as possible-

By the way, looks like we lost Hapara. Can't find hide or hair of the idiot.

'Nother one bites the dust, I suppose.


Video: End.

Comments

[ataraxicarcher]

Uh, what the fuck?

ok considering there is enough freaky bullshit going down in this game, was it really necessary to go all out with special effects makeup

Because the alternative, that this chick is most definitely not the same species as you, is just too weird. Even by your standards.

[soundtricks]

Ugh. Not this shit again.

it's not makeup, moron

[ataraxicarcher]

Motherfuck.

you sure? because you sure as fuck don't look human right now.

[soundtricks]

because I'm ~not~♫
duh
you weird pink things sure are stuck up about your species, aren't you♫

[ataraxicarcher]

i wouldnt say pink insomuch as...well fuck if i know what the right color to call people is /itspoliticallyloadedokay

dude, it's totes not being stuck up when you're like the first motherfucking alien i have ever seen. i feel like fucking Neil Armstrong taking one big step into the infinity of holy shit, aliens. look, maybe if you fucks had stopped by while the Earth was still kickin, i would not be full of what the fuckery

[soundtricks]

you're pink
we're gray
deal with it


what am I supposed to say to that♫
not my fault you know

[ataraxicarcher]

so does that mean you're like mole people or shit like that?

well i think a little fucking leeway is in order when i fucking see an alien for the first time, man. woman. you're a chick right? /i thought you were like just some fucking schmuck on the internet

and that thing about visiting was rhetorical /mostly i think

[soundtricks]

uh
no
it means we're fucking trolls
what the fuck is a mole person even♫


and yes I'm a woman what else would I be I mean fucking seriously
man, you're rude as hell, weird green human

well then don't ~ask~, it's a waste