Geez, you're trying, ok!

You've made so many preparations it's not even funny. )

SOME TIME LATER........



--
laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW opened memo hey guyz --
LP: whatz up bitchez
LP: i got zome zhit to zay
LP: firzt thing
LP: aparently plantz are alive
LP: who fukcing knew right
LP: but my konzort thingz are like
LP: a bunch of walking kaktuzez
LP: how weird iz that zhit
LP: zekond thing
LP: lookz like im zome kinda doom zylph
LP: which zurahez text wal telz me jakc zhit about
LP: zo thankz for that
LP: alzo kuriouz about what the rezt of you fukcerz are
LP: third thing
LP: and thiz one iz important ok zo you bulgebiterz beter lizten up
LP: but
LP: i think prozpit iz gona get exploded
LP: not zure how
LP: but if you dream in yelow
LP: probably you zhould get away from the moon
LP: before it goez boom
 
 
09 May 2013 @ 11:17 am
-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo INFODUMP --

since I can't believe that most of you
still don't even know who your teammates are
(except for maybe the humans but come on that's easy)
I think it's pretty safe to assume most of you also haven't been doing much to figure out how this game works
and why some of you suck so bad at it
although really
there's no helping it in some cases
fair warning, this is long as shit because I've ~actually~ been looking shit up about this game
so buckle in kiddos
time to kick this steam-powered information locomotive into proverbial gear



ITP: Schoolfeeding on Game Basics )
 
 
 
 
 
23 March 2013 @ 11:23 pm
BE THAT GRUMPY HUMAN BOY )

-- tetchyTmesis [TT] has opened memo session pay attention idiots --

we. need. leaders.
yeah. plural.
step. up.
 
 
12 March 2013 @ 01:17 pm
You resume being LILY WHITE.

True to your word after your conversation with one ZURAHE CADENS, you, after falling into a deep sleep and waking up on Derse, have since woken back up in the real world and began on that MEMO.

To be quite honest, you're getting really ticked at how difficult it is for everyone to just work together, so the time has come to ditch the eccentricness temporarily and GET SERIOUS.

And just to make sure they LISTEN TO YOU, you pre-emptively locked the memo to yourself so only you could actually POST TO IT, but you were sure to make it viewable by EVERYONE, in ALL SESSIONS.

==> Lily: Open Memo. )


-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --
 
 
 
09 March 2013 @ 07:02 pm
Wake up? You cannot wake up, as you are already awake. Actually, you've been awake for quite some time now, ever since your last nap, but frankly you try not to think about that. Far too many things happened there that you're just not prepared to deal with, so instead you've been concentrating pretty hard on doing anything to stop yourself from sleeping again. Because if you sleep again, and wake up in that same purple tower, you'll know everything that happened was real.

No, no, it's much better for you to just never sleep again. You don't think it'll be that hard, you have plenty of distractions. The best has been the odd machines your server player had deployed some time ago. Though you haven't killed, nor seen, a single imp, a handy disc called 'Gristorrent' has allowed you to jack the shit out of other players grist. The amount of useless bullshit you've made recently is astronomical. Most of your ventures have been utter failures, though. How were you supposed to know that combining CheezGrubs and Coca-Culla would result in an unholy acid that burned a hole right through your floor??

Yes, you're sure that alchemizing things will keep you occupied for quite some time. And if that does end up boring you, you have you have plenty of alternian tv saved on your husktop, and that amusing 'Urban Dictionary' site that Chrysi sent you some time ago. You almost can't wait to call someone a 'shitting dick nipple', whatever that means.

Though to be honest, it's been quite some time since you've trolled anyone else. You've thought about it, even opened the chat windows a few times, but couldn't actually bring yourself to send a message. You haven't even checked the memo boards lately for fear of just seeing the same old ones. When you're very honest with yourself, you think it's probably because you're afraid no one will respond, that by now everyone is gone, just like your server player. But you stop that train of thought before you begin to ask yourself why you would even care if that was the case, because down that road feelings lie, and feelings are the enemy.

Ok, no, this is stupid! You're being so stupid, you should just open a memo and see who the fuck responds. That should answer some of your questions at least.

-- laxPolygraph [LP] started memo zup lozerz--


zo hey
im ztil alive
juzt in kaze anyone waz wondering
kinda kuriouz about who elze iz ztil around
i know zome of you gota ztil be here zince griztorent iz ztil working
alzo i am kinda traped in a kave
but itz kool
i made a bunch of awezome znakcz
if anyone wantz the kodez im wiling to zhare
 
 
09 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] started memo stop it stop it stop it stop it--

You open the memo with determination. There are a lot of things wrong and you have a few you want to address. It has to be you.

Um, everyone, your 4ttention!
Ple4se, I think, yes?
Just um, re4d this!
You need to re4d... this, it's import4nt, yes!

Um so, Zur4he, yes!
You 4ll need to... know something, you do!
Remember um, qu4dr4nts, yes?
They're very very very... very import4nt to h4ve!
4nd you don't w4nt... to lose them, no.

Zur4he lost her qu4dr4nts.
More th4n one, too.

Think 4bout how she... feels bec4use of th4t!
She doesn't need to... be more 4lone, no!
Th4t's not how we... win this g4me, no!
4ll of you, stop!


You pause, staring at the memo before you send it. That's what you wanted to say! A certain other memo with talk of losing a quadrant had made you aware of just how important this was. And now everyone would know.
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 01:08 am
-- blackoutEtude [BE] started memo /quits all you losers --

the next time one of you tries to think
that I over-fucking-react to everything
I'd like you all to take a look at this and realize that hey
you know what
maybe I just want to actually ~fucking survive~ this game
and the best way to do that is to make sure the rest of you aren't a bunch of useless fucking wimps
because it's not like half of one session didn't get wiped out before entry or anything
or like her own team is down a player because they didn't ~fucking listen~ to her

nope
that doesn't make any sense at all that she just wants to LIVE, does it♫


you might also want to reconsider who your friends are or aren't
considering the attitude might be shared by more members of the other session
fair fucking warning


but man, just...
fuck ~all~ of you
good luck not dying without me, fuckers
I'm fuckin' out



-- blackoutEtude [BE] banned themself from responding to the memo. --



[ooc: the post is, of course, open for anyone who sees it to respond to, even if Rara won't answer, or for one-on-one pesters if anyone is so inclined.]
 
 
05 March 2013 @ 02:46 am
You certainly could do that, if you were Bharal, and were also near your computer. However, neither of these things are true. Bharal has been lost in the twisting, maze-like, and downright hostile confines of his Land since almost immediately after he entered the game. A large group of imps had broken into his hive shortly after entry, and, among other methods of causing trouble, they had set a small fire. This spread to his lusus' fur, panicking him, and causing him to plow straight through the wall and out into the Land of ERROR and Frog's bizarre countryside. Bharal, being a caring and dutiful ward, went off in search of his caretaker.

Not that anyone else could have known about any of this. )
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
You resume being LILY WHITE.

Well. That memo certainly was... INTERESTING. And frustrating. You're not sure whether you actually ENJOYED it or just wanted to throw some beakers in some faces. Either way, you did glean some INTERESTING INFORMATION out of a couple of people there. Most notably that troll named LYN. You should thank him later. You'll give your COMRADES the information from him in just a little bit. First thing's first, there are a FEW PEOPLE you need to pester about a few things... and some of them about that last MEMO.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --
 
 
 
 
 
21 February 2013 @ 08:22 pm
You hate all these dead bodies. Especially because they're all you. It's gross, and there are more and more. You just don't understand what you're doing wrong with this time power. Time power apparently really sucks. You've even supposedly come back in time to lecture yourself twice, and you didn't even make sense to yourself. You actually almost killed the first future you yourself. It's just all

SO

VERY

FRUSTRATING.

You don't want to do this anymore. There are other, better, aspects, and suddenly you want one of them instead.

absentUltima [AU] has opened a Memo.

i d0n't w∧nt t0 be ∧ ti/\/\e pl∧yer ∧ny/\/\0re. it's stupid.
there h∧s t0 be ∧ w∧y t0 ch∧nge it.
s0/\/\eb0dy tell /\/\e.


((ooc: Also there are dead Komeshes everywhere on the beta planets for anyone who wants to find some corpses.))
 
 
12 January 2013 @ 12:51 am
You've finally put enough pieces together and collected enough questions and ideas to properly take action. You sit at your husktop and prepare to properly pester not just a single person but a whopping NINE OTHERS with your ideas and plans.

You suppose that there's NOTHING DANGEROUS about a 9X 10X PESTER COMBO but honestly you've never been able to properly identify DANGERS so who really knew what you were getting yourself into?


-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] has signed on. --

9x Pester )
 
 
09 January 2013 @ 06:18 pm
You are now AVISPA KUSBIR.

You've just confirmed your SERVER PLAYER and are preparing to ENTER THE GAME. You have absolutely no idea what you're GETTING YOURSELF INTO. Good thing you're SAFE in your HIVE!

Or are you?

Click for the full '[S] Avispa: Enter' post! )

[OOC: This whole post is, chronologically, before any of Avispa's other posts because this is her actually getting into the game! ]
 
 
You are currently KIND OF GENERALLY ANNOYED AT EVERYTHING.

It is a state of being you are finding yourself in more often ever since you started this game. It is quite possibly because YOU KEEP GETTING BEATEN UP BY IMPS, even if eventually your gardening spade wins out when you've stabbed them enough times with it. It is however, INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. As have many things about this game have been.

It also does not help that you are covered in scratches from attempting to administer poison to imps, and you have just watched a bunch of them die slowly and, presumably, painfully. You even had a little stop watch. You have run around a dozen of such tests to test the poisons you have in the hive, and you kind of have a BAD TASTE in your mouth right now.

At least it's done and over with.


==> Kaprao: Go tell people stuff. )
((OOC: Kappy is open to pestering from other people as well!!!))