15 June 2013 @ 01:10 am
You attempt to be LYNDIS NIVALI. You fail.

You attempt to be PERRIX SEIYOS. You fail.

You attempt to be ZURAHE CADENS. You fail; and she’s not even in this session!

You attempt to be STRETCH ARMSTRONG.

.... .... .... .... What? You also fail, but what are you trying to do?

You begin being AVISPA KUSBIR simply because it would be PUZZLING for you to be anyone else at the moment. Everyone else is busy being themselves, so you can’t be them! You have successfully gathered with Kalfour Samedi, Perrix Seiyos, Pherae Elapha, Phylus Inatta, and even Durian Agripa! You are all prepared to depart from LOTAC and make your way to LOMAW!

Which you do, quite quickly, realizing that Lyndis Nivali, Zirreh Reevas, and Kaprao Ocimum are all waiting on that very planet. You’re quite certain of their location courtesy of a kind and benevolent pumpk-

What pumpkin?

The only thing that matters is upon your arrival to LOMAW you are quick to inform your party that you are NOT to leave this village! You have arrived in a village, and Kaprao was very specific in telling you not to search through the jungle.

So you stay right here. You also tell Kaprao exactly where you are.


MINUTES IN THE FUTURE, but not many:

The party has gathered! You, as well as Phylus, Perrix, Pherae, Kalfour, and Durian, successfully meet with Lyndis, Kaprao, and Zirreh! Save for a single troll and those you’ve failed to save, all of Alpha is gathered so far!

You decide, before you mingle with everyone, that you’re going to pester Hirune. You hope she’s not lonely, but you’re going to see her soon... with everyone!:



1-1 Hirune Pester! )

- = = = = = - = = = = = -


HOURS IN THE FUTURE, but not many:

--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW opened memo 4lmost there, y4y, yes! --

Memo to ALL SESSIONS )

[ OOC: BETA/KID Players can respond to the memo! Hirune can respond to the Memo and/or Avispa's 1-1! ALPHA Players can respond to the memo or to anyone responding to the memo or interact in-person! ]
 
 
You are now KAPRAO OCIMUM, and you have made an unpleasant discovery. But what else is new, at this point?

You figured something was up the moment you felt something die. It is not a feeling you are unused to, because plants withered, get crushed and killed everyday, bits of life snuffed out suddenly and unceremoniously, like candle flame. That is how you would describe it, if anyone ever asked you what it felt like -- not that it was in any way accurate, but comparing it to something like that was...easier to grasp. You don't think you'd ever be able to describe the experience accurately.

But this time, something felt different. There was a pang in your thinkpan, a sense of loss and...weight, you suppose. This is not a candle light snuffed out by the wind, to continue the metaphor, this was more like a cauldron of flame suddenly extinguished. When you return to your consorts' village to check on the flowers, well...


-- passiveSampler [PS] has signed on. --

Memo: ALPHA ONLY )

You keep it short. What else can be said?

((OOC: Kappy is also open for pestering from non-alpha players!))
 
 
 


Geez, you're trying, ok!

You've made so many preparations it's not even funny. )

SOME TIME LATER........



--
laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW opened memo hey guyz --
LP: whatz up bitchez
LP: i got zome zhit to zay
LP: firzt thing
LP: aparently plantz are alive
LP: who fukcing knew right
LP: but my konzort thingz are like
LP: a bunch of walking kaktuzez
LP: how weird iz that zhit
LP: zekond thing
LP: lookz like im zome kinda doom zylph
LP: which zurahez text wal telz me jakc zhit about
LP: zo thankz for that
LP: alzo kuriouz about what the rezt of you fukcerz are
LP: third thing
LP: and thiz one iz important ok zo you bulgebiterz beter lizten up
LP: but
LP: i think prozpit iz gona get exploded
LP: not zure how
LP: but if you dream in yelow
LP: probably you zhould get away from the moon
LP: before it goez boom
 
 
09 May 2013 @ 11:17 am
-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo INFODUMP --

since I can't believe that most of you
still don't even know who your teammates are
(except for maybe the humans but come on that's easy)
I think it's pretty safe to assume most of you also haven't been doing much to figure out how this game works
and why some of you suck so bad at it
although really
there's no helping it in some cases
fair warning, this is long as shit because I've ~actually~ been looking shit up about this game
so buckle in kiddos
time to kick this steam-powered information locomotive into proverbial gear



ITP: Schoolfeeding on Game Basics )
 
 
 
08 May 2013 @ 10:44 am
You are now KAPRAO OCIMUM, and you have been pretty quiet lately! You believe in being quiet, for most of the part. You don't think you've done anything that's really worth announcing to anyone -- you've found your second gate, and you've already worked out a way to reach it that you hope works. But you're not going yet, because you still have things to do and you are waiting for a visitor.

So instead you are here to talk about FLOWERS.

...Well, sort of. You know no one here is actually interested in flowers, but you are here to talk about it because the game seems to have seen fit to provide game things in the form of flowers.

You've taken a picture of them with your husktop, so when you open the memo you attach the file to it. You don't expect anyone to actually know what specific flowers they are, but their colours should be VERY FAMILIAR. Especially to your own sessionmates, considering they're theirs.


Kaprao: Open memo )

After a very good point was brought up, you decide to add to your memo, because this is also important shit.

a|so
i don't think most of us know how many aspects and ro|es there are in this game?
and what they are specifica||y
so i'd appreciate it if you can share what you do know about a|| that
 
 
29 April 2013 @ 06:39 pm
Your name is LYNDIS NIVALI, and you are FINALLY DOING USEFUL THINGS. )

-- artfulTransgressor [AT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board so done with playing blind. --

AT: alright so
AT: dunno how many of you actually open your sponge clots when cs is talking
AT: i wouldnt really blame you if you just sort of let that shit wash oVer you without bothering to process any of it
AT: but belieVe it or not he actually had something important to say about sequences a memo or two back
AT: specifically that all our planets may be connected through our gates
AT: probably just through our own indiVidual sessions but honestly who the fuck knows at this point
AT: but he also said that despite working out there is a sequence
AT: he has no fucking idea what the sequence is
AT: or eVen who is in what session
AT: and you know who else doesnt know
AT: me
AT: i kinda wonder if ANYBODY fucking knows
AT: this memo is to remedy that shit right now
AT: so
AT: lets get this shit sorted out
AT: i want you
AT: no matter who the fuck you are eVen if weVe neVer talked
AT: or eVen if you cannot fucking stand me
AT: put your hands down kids
AT: to sound off here
AT: i want you to giVe your name
AT: along with who your serVer and client players are
AT: i dont care if your serVer and client haVe already spoken up by the way
AT: you damn well sound off anyway
AT: this is as much to get people straight as sequences
AT: and it gets eVeryone checking in
AT: if we get eVeryone to do this then we should be able to figure out the sequences
AT: along with how many sessions weVe got here
AT: and once weVe got the sequences and sessions straight maybe we can come up with some kinda plan
AT: ill eVen set up a format
AT: its gonna be serVer - you - client
AT: so in my case kaprao - lyn - zirreh
AT: as far as i know the three of us are all part of the original session phaest started
AT: were gonna call that the alpha session for claritys sake
AT: i know theres another troll session that sorta squeezed in
AT: well call that beta
AT: and so on down the line if theres more i honestly dont know at this point
AT: theres a human session as well i know that much
AT: theyre just gonna be the human session
AT: if theres more than one of their sessions too i guess well figure out names
AT: but does eVeryone get the idea of what were trying to figure out here
AT: good
AT: now sound off
 
 
09 April 2013 @ 08:02 pm


You are now on PROSPIT.

If you've awakened in this kingdom, your DREAM SELF is free to leave their TOWER and explore the city below. There may be a few things out of the ordinary, however; some of the resident PROSPITIANS appear to be on edge...

If you look closely, you will find a series of violet posters plastered up on the walls of the kingdom: these posters are headlined with LIES AND SLANDER, though that might only be the case if you actually like the people pictured on them. You might see one of your TEAMMATES or even just a FRIEND, beneath the headline...

DO THE HEROES CONTINUE TO SLEEP? DO THEY AWAKEN? HAVE THEY HIDDEN THEMSELVES AWAY?
THE SYLPH PULLS THROUGH! THE RING'S CRY IS ANSWERED!
THE KNIGHT IS DEAD. OUR MINDS ARE LOST.

The headlines are uncountable - you're willing to bet that there is one for every player in your session. You wouldn't be surprised if there were one about you on your opposing moon!

Perhaps you'd better locate one of your teammates, or ask the PROSPITIANS what's happening. This has to be a setup by the WHITE QUEEN.
 
 
Though the keyword here is "try", you guess.

Or something. )

-- passiveSampler [PS] has signed on. --


Memo: ALPHA ONLY )

((OOC: Kappy is also open for pestering from non-alpha players!))
 
 
09 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] started memo stop it stop it stop it stop it--

You open the memo with determination. There are a lot of things wrong and you have a few you want to address. It has to be you.

Um, everyone, your 4ttention!
Ple4se, I think, yes?
Just um, re4d this!
You need to re4d... this, it's import4nt, yes!

Um so, Zur4he, yes!
You 4ll need to... know something, you do!
Remember um, qu4dr4nts, yes?
They're very very very... very import4nt to h4ve!
4nd you don't w4nt... to lose them, no.

Zur4he lost her qu4dr4nts.
More th4n one, too.

Think 4bout how she... feels bec4use of th4t!
She doesn't need to... be more 4lone, no!
Th4t's not how we... win this g4me, no!
4ll of you, stop!


You pause, staring at the memo before you send it. That's what you wanted to say! A certain other memo with talk of losing a quadrant had made you aware of just how important this was. And now everyone would know.
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 08:26 pm
[OOC: Note, the following Pesterchum log occured on Feb28th, 2013; prior to the new format rule.]

[tl;dr: A blob of kids and trolls talk about a blob of topics. Lots of really, really ridiculous things happen but pretty much everyone is confused at one point or another.]


Click for Pesterchum Memo - Megalog )
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 01:08 am
-- blackoutEtude [BE] started memo /quits all you losers --

the next time one of you tries to think
that I over-fucking-react to everything
I'd like you all to take a look at this and realize that hey
you know what
maybe I just want to actually ~fucking survive~ this game
and the best way to do that is to make sure the rest of you aren't a bunch of useless fucking wimps
because it's not like half of one session didn't get wiped out before entry or anything
or like her own team is down a player because they didn't ~fucking listen~ to her

nope
that doesn't make any sense at all that she just wants to LIVE, does it♫


you might also want to reconsider who your friends are or aren't
considering the attitude might be shared by more members of the other session
fair fucking warning


but man, just...
fuck ~all~ of you
good luck not dying without me, fuckers
I'm fuckin' out



-- blackoutEtude [BE] banned themself from responding to the memo. --



[ooc: the post is, of course, open for anyone who sees it to respond to, even if Rara won't answer, or for one-on-one pesters if anyone is so inclined.]
 
 
You are now Ria again.

...And all the shiny stuff you can suddenly alchemize since Wax and Gems leaked into Rifts and Echoes has been distracting you both an awful lot. It's just so fun though. Still, you put the DIAMOND SHIELD down, or rather, captchalogue it, because it's MUCH TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO EVEN LIFT, and finally settle down to write this memo. ...even though it was supposed to just go out to your team, you figure there's no harm done if you leave it open to everybody. The trolls might have things to contribute too after all!


--
disjoinedCulinarian [DC] has opened memo dreAm shenAnIgAns --

wow uhm
I meAnt to do thIs A lot sooner
but then suddenly I turned Around And my plAnet wAs dIAmonds
And wAx wAterfAlls were Also A thIng thAt occurred..
but thAt's A whole nother set of problems probAbly..
so I meAnt to tAlk About dreAmselves wIth everyone And get people on the sAme pAge becAuse AppArently not All of us know About them yet..??
bAsIcAlly
eAch plAyer hAs Another body thAt Is Asleep whIle we're AwAke here
thAt they cAn Access whIle they're sleepIng
..hence dreAmself
those Are usuAlly eIther on derse, whIch As fAr As I know Is purple colored, or on prospIt, whIch is gold
And sInce thIs Is obvIously A gAme construct type of thIng It could probAbly be used to get more InformAtIon About thIs gAme And whAt we're deAlIng wIth
..And mAybe even whAt's wrong wIth It..??
just generAl InformAtIon cAn be gotten from the people on derse And prospIt, too
lIke whAt your Aspect or tItle Is If you don't know thAt yet
AnywAy so I wAnted to Ask If Anyone knew how to mAke your dreAmself wAke up sInce It doesn't look like everyone's Is by defAult
And we cAn't exActly go knockIng eAch other out wIth no rhyme or reAson thAt wouldn't reAlly be
productIve
..but If we could fInd A wAy then mAybe we could coordInAte our moves out there
whIch could help everyone
And If we cAn't coordInAte, then At leAst thIs cAn serve As A roll cAll for who's AwAke And who's where

so uhm
dIscuss!!

 
 
Current Location: The Land of Rifts and Echoes
 
 
03 March 2013 @ 01:37 pm
This is it. You're definitely hopelessly lost and the heat has, once again, become unbearable. You worry for awhile that this might really be it and you'll die out here in the sand, but right as you feel ready to faint, a grand building resolves itself out of the hazy air.

Or. Part of a building. By the time you reach its odd black foundation, you realize half of it is gone, sliced clean away. Still, what's left provides more then enough shade and you head inside to rest for a time. It's only after you've awoken from a fitful nap that you notice the empty spiderwebs strung across the ceiling and into the corners and you manage to become... mildly disturbed. This is unlike anything else you've seen so far and you wonder if perhaps you've been pursuing the wrong quest all along. Perhaps there's another puzzle? The outside of this building certainly looks like a larger, far more intricate version of the temples in your consorts' cities. And these webs look new enough that something must have strung them recently...

Confused and, if you're honest with yourself, desperate, you take out your husktop and start up trollian.

CURRENT restlessMedium [CRM] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board help please~.

ah~
hellO~
i think maybe there are a lOt~
mOre Of yOu then i thOught~
whO i haven't met~
sO yes~definitely hellO~
tO yOu~
but aCtually what i mean fOr this~
this memO~
is that~
ah~
i'm very lOst~
and alsO unsure abOut what i'm dOing~
suddenly~
ahaha~
sO i think if sOme Of yOu are gOOd at games~
Or knOw hOw tO navigate a desert~
i wOuld maybe like tO talk tO yOu~
if that's Okay~
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 09:33 pm
Well, you DID IT. You finally left the comfort of your HIVE, armed with your favorite BRANCH and equipped with your new GOGGLETOP, those snazzy new hands-free eyewear computing devices you thought up. You admit that you haven't really made much in the way of alchemization, but this is one thing you enjoy.

You manage to get through the FIRST GATE and now you're...somewhere? Somewhere with NO FERNS which you think is dumb. You don't even have a map. There's no GATE in sight, and all you can see are the weird little LIZARDS that flop around on your planet and some IMPS, those stupid things.

Wait, no gate?

You're....stuck.

You're STUCK?! Wait, what!! You didn't sign up for this!


-- CURRENT careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW opened memo ahhhhhhhh. --

help--x
HELP--x!
Im losT--x!!
oh no ThIs Is scary help I canT geT back To my hIve and There are so many Imps Im goIng to dIe--x!!!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE--x
why--x
why dId I decIde To play--x?
I could have jusT dIed a paInless deaTh by meTeor wITh my hIvemaTes and Then I could have gone wherever you go when you dIe--x...
no sTop donT come near me--x!
I have a branch--x!
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
You resume being LILY WHITE.

Well. That memo certainly was... INTERESTING. And frustrating. You're not sure whether you actually ENJOYED it or just wanted to throw some beakers in some faces. Either way, you did glean some INTERESTING INFORMATION out of a couple of people there. Most notably that troll named LYN. You should thank him later. You'll give your COMRADES the information from him in just a little bit. First thing's first, there are a FEW PEOPLE you need to pester about a few things... and some of them about that last MEMO.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --