15 June 2013 @ 01:10 am
You attempt to be LYNDIS NIVALI. You fail.

You attempt to be PERRIX SEIYOS. You fail.

You attempt to be ZURAHE CADENS. You fail; and she’s not even in this session!

You attempt to be STRETCH ARMSTRONG.

.... .... .... .... What? You also fail, but what are you trying to do?

You begin being AVISPA KUSBIR simply because it would be PUZZLING for you to be anyone else at the moment. Everyone else is busy being themselves, so you can’t be them! You have successfully gathered with Kalfour Samedi, Perrix Seiyos, Pherae Elapha, Phylus Inatta, and even Durian Agripa! You are all prepared to depart from LOTAC and make your way to LOMAW!

Which you do, quite quickly, realizing that Lyndis Nivali, Zirreh Reevas, and Kaprao Ocimum are all waiting on that very planet. You’re quite certain of their location courtesy of a kind and benevolent pumpk-

What pumpkin?

The only thing that matters is upon your arrival to LOMAW you are quick to inform your party that you are NOT to leave this village! You have arrived in a village, and Kaprao was very specific in telling you not to search through the jungle.

So you stay right here. You also tell Kaprao exactly where you are.


MINUTES IN THE FUTURE, but not many:

The party has gathered! You, as well as Phylus, Perrix, Pherae, Kalfour, and Durian, successfully meet with Lyndis, Kaprao, and Zirreh! Save for a single troll and those you’ve failed to save, all of Alpha is gathered so far!

You decide, before you mingle with everyone, that you’re going to pester Hirune. You hope she’s not lonely, but you’re going to see her soon... with everyone!:



1-1 Hirune Pester! )

- = = = = = - = = = = = -


HOURS IN THE FUTURE, but not many:

--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW opened memo 4lmost there, y4y, yes! --

Memo to ALL SESSIONS )

[ OOC: BETA/KID Players can respond to the memo! Hirune can respond to the Memo and/or Avispa's 1-1! ALPHA Players can respond to the memo or to anyone responding to the memo or interact in-person! ]
 
 
You are now KAPRAO OCIMUM, and you have made an unpleasant discovery. But what else is new, at this point?

You figured something was up the moment you felt something die. It is not a feeling you are unused to, because plants withered, get crushed and killed everyday, bits of life snuffed out suddenly and unceremoniously, like candle flame. That is how you would describe it, if anyone ever asked you what it felt like -- not that it was in any way accurate, but comparing it to something like that was...easier to grasp. You don't think you'd ever be able to describe the experience accurately.

But this time, something felt different. There was a pang in your thinkpan, a sense of loss and...weight, you suppose. This is not a candle light snuffed out by the wind, to continue the metaphor, this was more like a cauldron of flame suddenly extinguished. When you return to your consorts' village to check on the flowers, well...


-- passiveSampler [PS] has signed on. --

Memo: ALPHA ONLY )

You keep it short. What else can be said?

((OOC: Kappy is also open for pestering from non-alpha players!))
 
 
 


Geez, you're trying, ok!

You've made so many preparations it's not even funny. )

SOME TIME LATER........



--
laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW opened memo hey guyz --
LP: whatz up bitchez
LP: i got zome zhit to zay
LP: firzt thing
LP: aparently plantz are alive
LP: who fukcing knew right
LP: but my konzort thingz are like
LP: a bunch of walking kaktuzez
LP: how weird iz that zhit
LP: zekond thing
LP: lookz like im zome kinda doom zylph
LP: which zurahez text wal telz me jakc zhit about
LP: zo thankz for that
LP: alzo kuriouz about what the rezt of you fukcerz are
LP: third thing
LP: and thiz one iz important ok zo you bulgebiterz beter lizten up
LP: but
LP: i think prozpit iz gona get exploded
LP: not zure how
LP: but if you dream in yelow
LP: probably you zhould get away from the moon
LP: before it goez boom
 
 
24 May 2013 @ 04:42 pm
Your name is PHERAE ELAPHA, and never in all your sweeps have you been SO OVERWHELMED.

And, frankly, you're not so sure about the "emerging," either. The narrow windows at the top of this tower are just the right dimensions for you to fire your bow through, and it makes you feel much better to be able to do exactly that, despite the current TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES rendering your efforts at self-defense a bit pointless.

Who was it that Kaprao said had made this game? In hindsight, maybe you really should have asked him.

words words words )
 
 
 
 
08 May 2013 @ 10:44 am
You are now KAPRAO OCIMUM, and you have been pretty quiet lately! You believe in being quiet, for most of the part. You don't think you've done anything that's really worth announcing to anyone -- you've found your second gate, and you've already worked out a way to reach it that you hope works. But you're not going yet, because you still have things to do and you are waiting for a visitor.

So instead you are here to talk about FLOWERS.

...Well, sort of. You know no one here is actually interested in flowers, but you are here to talk about it because the game seems to have seen fit to provide game things in the form of flowers.

You've taken a picture of them with your husktop, so when you open the memo you attach the file to it. You don't expect anyone to actually know what specific flowers they are, but their colours should be VERY FAMILIAR. Especially to your own sessionmates, considering they're theirs.


Kaprao: Open memo )

After a very good point was brought up, you decide to add to your memo, because this is also important shit.

a|so
i don't think most of us know how many aspects and ro|es there are in this game?
and what they are specifica||y
so i'd appreciate it if you can share what you do know about a|| that
 
 
Pester the yellowblood, yes! )


You also pause for a moment, looking over at Phylus, before you decide to pester Perrix, too. Priorities, priorities. You remember from a memo and work out the information to pester him with.

Pester the blueblood, m4ybe )
 
 
29 April 2013 @ 06:39 pm
Your name is LYNDIS NIVALI, and you are FINALLY DOING USEFUL THINGS. )

-- artfulTransgressor [AT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board so done with playing blind. --

AT: alright so
AT: dunno how many of you actually open your sponge clots when cs is talking
AT: i wouldnt really blame you if you just sort of let that shit wash oVer you without bothering to process any of it
AT: but belieVe it or not he actually had something important to say about sequences a memo or two back
AT: specifically that all our planets may be connected through our gates
AT: probably just through our own indiVidual sessions but honestly who the fuck knows at this point
AT: but he also said that despite working out there is a sequence
AT: he has no fucking idea what the sequence is
AT: or eVen who is in what session
AT: and you know who else doesnt know
AT: me
AT: i kinda wonder if ANYBODY fucking knows
AT: this memo is to remedy that shit right now
AT: so
AT: lets get this shit sorted out
AT: i want you
AT: no matter who the fuck you are eVen if weVe neVer talked
AT: or eVen if you cannot fucking stand me
AT: put your hands down kids
AT: to sound off here
AT: i want you to giVe your name
AT: along with who your serVer and client players are
AT: i dont care if your serVer and client haVe already spoken up by the way
AT: you damn well sound off anyway
AT: this is as much to get people straight as sequences
AT: and it gets eVeryone checking in
AT: if we get eVeryone to do this then we should be able to figure out the sequences
AT: along with how many sessions weVe got here
AT: and once weVe got the sequences and sessions straight maybe we can come up with some kinda plan
AT: ill eVen set up a format
AT: its gonna be serVer - you - client
AT: so in my case kaprao - lyn - zirreh
AT: as far as i know the three of us are all part of the original session phaest started
AT: were gonna call that the alpha session for claritys sake
AT: i know theres another troll session that sorta squeezed in
AT: well call that beta
AT: and so on down the line if theres more i honestly dont know at this point
AT: theres a human session as well i know that much
AT: theyre just gonna be the human session
AT: if theres more than one of their sessions too i guess well figure out names
AT: but does eVeryone get the idea of what were trying to figure out here
AT: good
AT: now sound off
 
 
22 April 2013 @ 07:13 pm
You are once again LILY WHITE.

After finding out about the odd little things happening on your planet, you decide it's high time to get cracking on fixing the CHEMICAL MISHAPS in the canyons so you can actually go down and EXPLORE them. You have a nagging feeling there's entrances to DUNGEONS there, and nothing is going to stop you from LOOKING INTO THEM.

First, though, you figure you better open up yet ANOTHER memo, at least to warn the others that shit's going down.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] RIGHT NOW opened memo More Glitches -- )

((OOC note: Despite her responses to the memo being 15 minutes in everyone's future (for reasons she does know how she did), it still will take her 10-15 IC minutes for her to actually respond from their perspective. Factor that into their reactions of her being alive as you will. :3

Also, since it takes her a bit to respond, feel free to hit each other up on the memo and discuss her fate until she responds!))
 
 
09 April 2013 @ 08:02 pm


You are now on PROSPIT.

If you've awakened in this kingdom, your DREAM SELF is free to leave their TOWER and explore the city below. There may be a few things out of the ordinary, however; some of the resident PROSPITIANS appear to be on edge...

If you look closely, you will find a series of violet posters plastered up on the walls of the kingdom: these posters are headlined with LIES AND SLANDER, though that might only be the case if you actually like the people pictured on them. You might see one of your TEAMMATES or even just a FRIEND, beneath the headline...

DO THE HEROES CONTINUE TO SLEEP? DO THEY AWAKEN? HAVE THEY HIDDEN THEMSELVES AWAY?
THE SYLPH PULLS THROUGH! THE RING'S CRY IS ANSWERED!
THE KNIGHT IS DEAD. OUR MINDS ARE LOST.

The headlines are uncountable - you're willing to bet that there is one for every player in your session. You wouldn't be surprised if there were one about you on your opposing moon!

Perhaps you'd better locate one of your teammates, or ask the PROSPITIANS what's happening. This has to be a setup by the WHITE QUEEN.
 
 
 
 
12 March 2013 @ 01:17 pm
You resume being LILY WHITE.

True to your word after your conversation with one ZURAHE CADENS, you, after falling into a deep sleep and waking up on Derse, have since woken back up in the real world and began on that MEMO.

To be quite honest, you're getting really ticked at how difficult it is for everyone to just work together, so the time has come to ditch the eccentricness temporarily and GET SERIOUS.

And just to make sure they LISTEN TO YOU, you pre-emptively locked the memo to yourself so only you could actually POST TO IT, but you were sure to make it viewable by EVERYONE, in ALL SESSIONS.

==> Lily: Open Memo. )


-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --
 
 
 
09 March 2013 @ 07:02 pm
Wake up? You cannot wake up, as you are already awake. Actually, you've been awake for quite some time now, ever since your last nap, but frankly you try not to think about that. Far too many things happened there that you're just not prepared to deal with, so instead you've been concentrating pretty hard on doing anything to stop yourself from sleeping again. Because if you sleep again, and wake up in that same purple tower, you'll know everything that happened was real.

No, no, it's much better for you to just never sleep again. You don't think it'll be that hard, you have plenty of distractions. The best has been the odd machines your server player had deployed some time ago. Though you haven't killed, nor seen, a single imp, a handy disc called 'Gristorrent' has allowed you to jack the shit out of other players grist. The amount of useless bullshit you've made recently is astronomical. Most of your ventures have been utter failures, though. How were you supposed to know that combining CheezGrubs and Coca-Culla would result in an unholy acid that burned a hole right through your floor??

Yes, you're sure that alchemizing things will keep you occupied for quite some time. And if that does end up boring you, you have you have plenty of alternian tv saved on your husktop, and that amusing 'Urban Dictionary' site that Chrysi sent you some time ago. You almost can't wait to call someone a 'shitting dick nipple', whatever that means.

Though to be honest, it's been quite some time since you've trolled anyone else. You've thought about it, even opened the chat windows a few times, but couldn't actually bring yourself to send a message. You haven't even checked the memo boards lately for fear of just seeing the same old ones. When you're very honest with yourself, you think it's probably because you're afraid no one will respond, that by now everyone is gone, just like your server player. But you stop that train of thought before you begin to ask yourself why you would even care if that was the case, because down that road feelings lie, and feelings are the enemy.

Ok, no, this is stupid! You're being so stupid, you should just open a memo and see who the fuck responds. That should answer some of your questions at least.

-- laxPolygraph [LP] started memo zup lozerz--


zo hey
im ztil alive
juzt in kaze anyone waz wondering
kinda kuriouz about who elze iz ztil around
i know zome of you gota ztil be here zince griztorent iz ztil working
alzo i am kinda traped in a kave
but itz kool
i made a bunch of awezome znakcz
if anyone wantz the kodez im wiling to zhare
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 09:33 pm
Well, you DID IT. You finally left the comfort of your HIVE, armed with your favorite BRANCH and equipped with your new GOGGLETOP, those snazzy new hands-free eyewear computing devices you thought up. You admit that you haven't really made much in the way of alchemization, but this is one thing you enjoy.

You manage to get through the FIRST GATE and now you're...somewhere? Somewhere with NO FERNS which you think is dumb. You don't even have a map. There's no GATE in sight, and all you can see are the weird little LIZARDS that flop around on your planet and some IMPS, those stupid things.

Wait, no gate?

You're....stuck.

You're STUCK?! Wait, what!! You didn't sign up for this!


-- CURRENT careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW opened memo ahhhhhhhh. --

help--x
HELP--x!
Im losT--x!!
oh no ThIs Is scary help I canT geT back To my hIve and There are so many Imps Im goIng to dIe--x!!!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE--x
why--x
why dId I decIde To play--x?
I could have jusT dIed a paInless deaTh by meTeor wITh my hIvemaTes and Then I could have gone wherever you go when you dIe--x...
no sTop donT come near me--x!
I have a branch--x!