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Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo
acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )
AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }
Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!
But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.
acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )
AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }
AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }
Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!
But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.
acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )
AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }
no subject
i don't care either way.
stop harassing my team.
stop telling them they have to die.
no subject
{ {I am not actually sorry I wIll have you know} }
{ {just assume that the rest of thIs statement Is sarcasm} }
{ sure go ahead }
{ please enter my creatIon and make It a gIant dangerous clusterfuck }
{ after all why should I expect anyone else to fInd a way to survIve }
{ obvIously I should do the work for everyone }
no subject
how the fuck were any of us supposed to do that?
how
the flying fuck
were any of us supposed to find a way to survive getting hit by meteors?
or survive the destruction of the goddamned planet?
can you answer that, oh esteemed genius?
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{ that Is not the poInt }
{ the poInt is that you are endangering not only me and the game that I created }
{ but also my {team} the trolls that I promIsed to protect }
{ and then you act lIke somehow I am somehow unreasonable for askIng you to stop }
{ so I wIll respond to your rIdIculous questIon wIth another questIon }
{ let us say your entIre team comes Into the game }
{ whIch wIll transform the games code Into a tangled web of perIl }
{ are you really so Intent on doomIng all of us }
{ after I have worked so hard to fInd a way for at least some to escape }
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how is that not unreasonable?
fuck you, algfri.
if you want the six of us to die so badly, then you'll have to come over here and kill us yourself.
i'm not quitting.
mandya and nikkal aren't quitting.
none of us are quitting.
i'm not entirely sure what arinna's hack entailed, but did you ever stop to think that she might have fixed that little problem?
and even if she didn't, is your code so flimsy that it can't handle a few more?
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{ how {dare} you }
my code Is not flImsy
have you even stopped to consIder how complIcated thIs code Is
have you taken a moment to ImagIne what sort of code Is needed to create a new world
dId you ever stop and thInk
maybe
that code would hold more varIables than anyone could ever count
you are not only addIng more people
but you are addIng them In an entirely dIfferent session that will stIll be lInked to our sessIon
how wIll the two Intersect
how wIll consents like skaIa collIde
It Is akIn to takIng a computer
sIttIng on It
and wonderIng why It does not functIon as a chaIr
I have been workIng too hard and too long to save us
to have you call my code FLIMSY