Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo

[acuminous]

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )

AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }


Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!

But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )

AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }

Comments

[austereastronomer]

I am finishing my preparations and waiting to hear from Sukana.
I hope things are moving along well as it seems a lot of things are on fire, so it seems prudent to make haste.

Oh, and also—Based on your experiences, do you have any recommendations for prototyping?
I was trying to decide what I should use.

[acuminous]

{ excellent }
{ thank you for always beIng prepared }
{ some of our more scatterbraIned companIons could learn a thIng or two from you }
{ as for prototypIng }
{ I would suggest somethIng that you dIslIke }
{ or perhaps }
{ somethIng that you wIsh to partake In battle wIth }
{ perhaps If you have an Item that remInds you of a rIval }
{ I would suggest that }

[polygraphing]

oh hey phaezt
didnt realize thiz zhit waz a zekret
i guez arina muzt have jakced it from you prety good hahahaha
but yeah no im not uninztaling

[notyouraigis]

you're ^ l|ttle l^te.
my te^m h^s ^lre^dy st^rted enter|ng the g^me.
and as for your " authority "
i do not care if you are the creator of the game.
did you really think you had the right to order people to die, phaest algfri?
are you really so arrogant?
here is the truth: you do not have that right.
cease your harassment of my team.

[notyouraigis]

yes, good, disregard her " orders ".
she has no right to order you or me or any of us to just sit back and die.

[starstorm]

uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm
niknik doesnt fink dats possibwe
she mite stop existing ow somefing
and dats not a good fing

[acuminous]

{ arIna }
{ that }
{ of course she would be Involved In some way }
{ and yes It was a secret }
{ but no matter that does not change my statement }
{ {whIch you should note Is In fact a statement not a request} }
{ unInstall the game rIght now }

[acuminous]

{ excuse me }
{{{ I am arrogant In this sItuatIon }}}
{ what rIght do you have to steal Intellectual property }
{ and use It wIthout consultIng the creator }
{ dId It ever cross your thInk pan that maybe It Is not meant to be played by multIple {teams} }

[polygraphing]

look if it waz juzt up to me
i wouldnt even be playing thiz dumb game
but i promized i would
and breaking a promize iz juzt az bad az lying
zo nope
im playing the game
you gota deal with it i guez

[acuminous]

{ do not tell me }
{ you are In the game already }

[acuminous]

{ no }
{ I wIll not deal wIth It }
{ the person makIng thIs promIse had no rIght to make you do that }
{ and you had no rIght to make the promIse }
{ so consIder your promIse relInquIshed }
{ as of rIght now and unInstall the game }

[polygraphing]

wow eighiz
droping your quirk and everything
you zure are zeriouz about thiz zhit huh
if i didnt know beter
id zay you were kinda kool
hahahahaha

[polygraphing]

ok
what iz even the big deal
itz juzt a dumb game
that aparently wil make uz not die
in a horible meteory way
zo chil out
you kan juzt play in your zandbox
and we wil play in ourz

[notyouraigis]

maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
i don't care either way.
stop harassing my team.
stop telling them they have to die.

[notyouraigis]

she has no right to demand such things.
my reaction is entirely justified.

[starstorm]

ummmm yep
dewe was a big meteow and niknik fought she was dead but she wasnt cus she was in dis big bwack pwace instead and hew wusus said it was cawwed The Medium and now bhabhas hewping niknik buiwd up to a gate ow somefing
so yeah
uninstawwing doesnt sound wike a good idea
sowwy AI

[polygraphing]

wel technikaly
zociety would zay zhe probably doez
zince zhez more highblooded than uz
but fukc that
the worldz about to end anyway

[acuminous]

{ It Is not a sandbox }
{ would you lIke me to dumb It down for you }
{ okay I wIll so lIsten }
{ thIs game Is made wIth Incredibly complIcated code }
{ I wIll not dIve Into the detaIls because you wIll not apprecIate It }
{ but long story short }
{ the game wIll transform from our salvatIon Into a tIckIng tIme bomb }
{ If you all enter the game }

[acuminous]

{ oh I am sorry }
{ {I am not actually sorry I wIll have you know} }
{ {just assume that the rest of thIs statement Is sarcasm} }
{ sure go ahead }
{ please enter my creatIon and make It a gIant dangerous clusterfuck }
{ after all why should I expect anyone else to fInd a way to survIve }
{ obvIously I should do the work for everyone }

[acuminous]

{ sorry }
sorry
you are just goIng to sIt there and say sorry
who else Is In the game tell me rIght now

[notyouraigis]

disregard her orders.
you have a right to a continued existence.
she has no right to tell you to end it.

[polygraphing]

zo what youre zaying iz
that our choicez
are to die by meteorz
which we kan al zee right outzide our hivez
or to die in thiz game zomehow
which we only have your word to zuport
and like ok
i kan tel youre not lying
but you kould juzt be flat out wrong
i guez
my point iz
that you wont have much lukc konvincing uz to acept certain death
juzt bekauze you zay zo
perzonaly i dont give much of a fukc
but yknow
promizez

[starstorm]

ummmmmmm niknik doesnt know
she doesnt fink bhabhas stawted pwaying yet cus hes hewping niknik buiwd wite now
but nikniks wusus said he shouwd stawt when niknik gets fwough hew fiwst gate
whateva dat means

[notyouraigis]

no.
fuck that.
and fuck society, too.
her blood isn't even that much higher than mine is.
if she wants us to die, she's going to have to come over her and kill us herself.

[starstorm]

its ok ghighi
niknik isnt gonna do it
heehee
cus she has to hewp de west of us get in wite