Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo

[acuminous]

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )

AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }


Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!

But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )

AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }

Comments

[polygraphing]

ok
but you geting angry iznt gona fix anything
itz juzt kinda anoying
and probably a litle funy
look
bazikaly the only way were not gona play thiz game
iz if we al get hit by meteorz before we kan get in
or if zomeone
maybe you
givez uz a diferent way
to not die

[acuminous]

{ funny }
you thInk thIs Is funny
{ I mean }
{ ughhhhhh }
{ how can you thInk thIs Is funny In any way shape or form }
{ of course I am gettIng angry }
{ I am gettIng angry because you are endangering everythIng }
{ and you do not even care }

[polygraphing]

to be fair
therez not a whole lot i do kare about
but whatever
i got a queztion now
how many people zhould be playing thiz game
for it to ztil work
bekauze it zeemz like
fukcing everyone i talk to theze dayz iz playing
and i wana know whatz zo bad about the zix of uz playing then

[acuminous]

{ oh I do not know }
{ maybe nIne }
{ nIne trolls whIch Is why I got nIne to take part }
{ }
{ If I could have InvIted more I would have }
{ okay }
{ Is that what you want to hear }
{ but I had to make choIces and I made them }

[polygraphing]

wow
zo you had to pikc and chooze trolz to play
and you pikced a bunch who klaim to not even be trolz
thatz juzt downright inzulting

[acuminous]

{ what }
{ you have lost me }
{ what are you accusIng me of now }

[polygraphing]

what
you dont know
man
like half of the people ive talked to
who are playing the game
are thoze weirdoz that zhowed up recently
kalling themzelves humanz or zome zhit
hahahahahaha omg did they jakc it from you too

[acuminous]

fuck
{ more trolls are }
{ you all gave them the code }
{ or arIna }
{ you are all just }
{ so determIned to doom us all }
{ are you not }

[polygraphing]

wel ok
i only gave one of them the game
but i know for a fakt they had it before i zent it
zo itz not al my fault
bezidez i didnt know there waz a fukcing limit on thiz
until now
azuming thatz legit after all
zo yeah
uz zix are the leazt of it
therez a fukcton of thoze humanz or whatever

[acuminous]

{ fIne then I wIll put my hope }
{ that they are not all collectIvely Insane }
{ and Instead are actually from another planet lIke they claIm }
{ although I cannot belIeve I am sayIng that }
{ It Is better than the alternatIve }
{ hypothetIcally if the sessIon was started In an entIrely separate space }
{ then perhaps it wIll create their own sessIon }
{ ugh why am I even talkIng about thIs to you }

[polygraphing]

wait
zo youre zaying
that your game kan zave a bunch of alienz
but not any more of uz on good ol alternia
what the fukc
what the aktual fukc
thatz the dumbezt zhit ive heard al day
and ive heard zome prety dumb zhit today

[acuminous]

{ as I have saId repeatedly }
{ nIne }
{ If they try to save ten }
{ then they are just as fucked as we are rIght now }
{ but as I saId }
{ hypothetIcally }
{ If theIr own sessIon is created than It would be stable }
{ and that Is a long fuckIng shot on Its own }
{ but I would rather hope that there is some chance for us }
{ so there you have It }

[polygraphing]

hm
zo nine of uz
and nine alienz
welp
im prety zure there are more than nine humanz or whatever
and zhit nikalz already playing
zo it lookz like were al fukced then
haha oopz

[acuminous]

{ oops Indeed }
{ It wIll lIkely cause problems }
{ havIng one extra }
{ but wIth luck the game wIll hold out }
{ but It Is not a questIon of If }
{ the more of you joIn the worse our chances become }

[polygraphing]

look phaezt
if it waz juzt up to me
i might go ahead and zay fukc it
delete the game
go bakc to zleep
get my azz kiled
juzt bekauze it would be anoying to deal with you yeling at me
for however long you plan to do zo
but itz not
and the rezt of uz arent gona give up
we got the mozt blind optimiztz ive ever known in nikal and bharal
and the mozt crazy determined trolz in eighiz and zurahe
and then komezh whoz bazikaly both
there iz no way you are going to get them to ztop playing
zeriouzly
they juzt wont

[acuminous]

{ and the only way they can all thInk to save themselves Is to destroy the hope of others }
{ you do realIze }
{ that If you all play that Is what you are doIng }
{ }


{ if i could save you all i would }
{ but }

[polygraphing]

to be honezt
im ztarting to think you might be right
you havent lied once
and youre prety damn zmart
zo
yeah
but
what do you expekt uz to do
juzt rol over and die
i mean ok that might work on me
but everyone elze
no way
theyre juzt not gona give up
and nothing you zay wil ztop them

[acuminous]

Now you feel like crap. But you keep telling yourself, someone needs to be the leader. Otherwise everyone is going to die, so this is no time to start doubting yourself.

{ I do not know }
{ perhaps I wIll try to thInk of alternatIves as I bother them }
{ somethIng else that you all could do to survIve }
{ but I wIll keep tryIng }
{ }
{ thank you at least }
{ for understandIng my IntentIons }

[polygraphing]

im prety zure if there waz another way
to ezkape the end of the world
the rezt of uz would be al for it
probably
fukc i duno anymore
everyonez been totaly ridikulouz zince thiz al ztarted
and uh
youre welkome i guez
though im prety zure anyone who waznt freaking out kould underztand
which bazikaly juzt meanz me anyway
man
thiz iz al zuch a pain

[acuminous]

{ rIdIculous Is a good word to descrIbe thIs sItuatIon }
{ and you are very good at keepIng your calm }


{ do you remember when we were talkIng a whIle ago }
{ and I asked what you would do If you were In a sItuatIon where you had to fIght to survIve }
{ It was a whIle ago I would not be surprIsed If you forgot }

[polygraphing]

probably bekauze
im the only one whoz not afraid to die
to be honezt i kinda figured id be dead by now
zo thiz iz juzt bonuz time
therez realy no point in geting al freaked out

and yeah
i remember
i zaid it zounded like a pain in the azz

[acuminous]

{ lookIng back on that conversatIon }
{ I thInk I judged you too quIckly }

You're not very good at these.

{ sorry }

[polygraphing]

oh
hahahahaha oh man
i get it now
you were thinking about azking me to play the game huh
but then you figured id be too lazy to do my part
thiz iz zo funy
but
itz ok
i get why you didnt azk me to play
frankly i waznt even gona play at al
until eighiz got me to promize to
and now i gota
or elze what i zaid before would be a lie
i ztil think itz a pain though

[acuminous]

{ yes but perhaps your easy goIng nature mIght be an asset }
{ although to be frank It Is far too late to rethInk my decIsIons }
{ I just thought }
{ I should say It now just In case I cannot thInk of any alternative }

[polygraphing]

hahahahaha
me
an azzet
thatz funy
im krakcing up right now for realz
and wel
i guez thatz prety kool of you to zay
zure hope you kan think of one though
maybe everyone kan ztop lozing their zhit al the time then