Alpha Team Memo & Beta Team (!?) Memo

[acuminous]

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( teamProgress1 )

AI: { I trust that entry Into the game Is goIng well }
AI: { not to be overbearIng but I would lIke to hear the status of all trolls who are partakIng In the game }
AI: { so that we are on the same page }
AI: { I told you all earlIer but I wIll repeat myself because It Is Important }
AI: { we must adhere to the schedule laId out prevIously }
AI: { If we were to skIp someone or not complete the chaIn }
AI: { It would not end very well }
AI: { so please be prompt and alert me to your status as soon as Is possIble }


Well! You think that was a pretty succinct and leader-ly memo. Good job you! Now, time to get down to some real business. You have been meaning to do this ever since Kaprao told you about these "other players" but with meteors, then entering the game, then basic questing... Well, let's just say it's hard being such a busy troll!

But now the issue has your undivided attention. With a bit of fancy coding you create a new memo board. This one is open to all trolls who have SCRIB installed on their hard drive. Next, you eliminate the computers that bear the Troll IP addresses of your teammates, and... It's done! Six handles, huh? You can already feel your green blood start to bubble in anticipation.

acuminousInnovator [IM] at ?:?? opened memo on board ( InvaderWarning )

AI: { hello }
AI: { your secret has been compromIsed }
AI: { as creator of thIs game I wIll exercIse my authorIty and ask all who are readIng thIs memo }
AI: { to unInstall thIs game at once and stop playIng }

Comments

[starstorm]

uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm
niknik doesnt fink dats possibwe
she mite stop existing ow somefing
and dats not a good fing

[acuminous]

{ do not tell me }
{ you are In the game already }

[starstorm]

ummmm yep
dewe was a big meteow and niknik fought she was dead but she wasnt cus she was in dis big bwack pwace instead and hew wusus said it was cawwed The Medium and now bhabhas hewping niknik buiwd up to a gate ow somefing
so yeah
uninstawwing doesnt sound wike a good idea
sowwy AI

[acuminous]

{ sorry }
sorry
you are just goIng to sIt there and say sorry
who else Is In the game tell me rIght now

[starstorm]

ummmmmmm niknik doesnt know
she doesnt fink bhabhas stawted pwaying yet cus hes hewping niknik buiwd wite now
but nikniks wusus said he shouwd stawt when niknik gets fwough hew fiwst gate
whateva dat means

[acuminous]

no he should not
everyone should stop enterIng
maybe If It Is just you It wIll not be too unstable
{ yes }
{ yes thIngs wIll stIll be okay my game can handle one extra troll }
{ just tell the rest of your team that they cannot enter }

[starstorm]

what
but
no niknik has to hewp save dem
cus deywe hew fwiends
and if niknik doesnt hewp dem deywe gonna die
and she doesnt want dat to happen

[acuminous]

{ trust me I understand your sentIment }
{ but It Is mIsguIded }
{ If more of you enter the game It wIll only make the game more unstable }
{ and put everyone In danger }

You don't want to admit that you don't know what will happen if too many people enter the game. But whatever it is, you're sure it can't be good.

[starstorm]

but
but
but if dey dont pway
den deyww get hit by meteows
and deyww die
and de game was abwe to save niknik fwom de meteows
so it can save dem too

[acuminous]

{ no are you not gettIng It }
{ the game Is not meant to be played thIs way }
{ the presence of you all wIll endanger everyone }
{ and If they get hIt by meteors that Is }
{ regrettable }
{ but there Is nothIng I can do about It }

[starstorm]

um
weww
what is evewybunny ewse supposed to do den
niknik cant wet hew fwiends die
bhabha has to get in cus he twied so hawd to hewp niknik get in
and manman has to get in cus if she doesnt sheww just wet hewsewf die
and ghighi has to get in cus hes smawt and took ova fow winwin when she died
and wahwah has to get in
um
just
cus she does
and komkom has to get in so he and niknik can be togeda
and so evewybunny can be wif ouw fwiends and be safe and be happy and and
we have to

[acuminous]

{ }

You do not type anything for a while. This would be a lot easier if you didn't care.

But someone has to be the leader.

{ I do not take any pleasure from thIs }
{ but they cannot enter the game }
{ that Is that }

[starstorm]

You try your hardest not to just flail at your keyboard now, even though you're having a difficult time seeing it.

but why
why do dey
have to due
die
why
nor
dey cvant
whyw hy
no no no no why why why why no

[acuminous]

It is much easier to yell at Eighis, so you do that instead.

[starstorm]

Which is just as well, because you've resorted to keysmash now.

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You think you're just going to go and curl up with LUSUSPRITE for a while.

-- barefootGibbous ceased responding to memo. --

[notyouraigis]

No.
That is not that.
ALL SHE WANTED was to have her friends with her.
How DARE you even CONSIDER taking that away from her?
We ARE playing the game.
And you have NO FUCKING CHOICE but to ACCEPT IT because there is no damned way you can stop us.
Now, if you would, Oh Esteemed Genius Algfri, go stab yourself in the eye so I don't have to find a way to HUNT YOU DOWN and do it myself.

[acuminous]

{ are you an IdIot }
{ are you Incapable of lIstenIng }
{ Is that why you are obvIously not absorbIng anythIng that I say }
{ then here I will make It clear }
{ iF YOU COME INTO THIS GAME YOU WILL DOOM US ALL }
{ so yes }
{ I wIll not allow you to ruIn everythIng }
{ I wIll not let you ruIn what Is possIbly the only hope for our race }
{ and trust me rIght now I want nothIng more than to punch you In the fuckIng face so hard }
{ that my bronze fIst glove comes rIght out the other sIde }

[notyouraigis]

You don't have a choice in the matter.
I don't care about your team.
I don't care about this supposed "doom".
I just care about Nikkal, Bharal, Mandya, Zurahe, and Komesh all making it out alive.
You can't stop us.
I will not let you ruin what is possibly the only hope for their survival.
Even if you had some remote way of getting us to uninstall it, I'm sure that Arinna put in a fail-safe for that.
So go ahead.
Try and stop us.

My knife you be in your neck before you could raise your arm.
Or maybe I'd aim for your guts.
I could cut you open and let all your insides fall out, all bloody and ugly and green.
Would you prefer that?

[acuminous]

{ you call me arrogant }
{ when you do the exact same thIng }
{ you thInk I am unseasonable for tryIng to protect not only my team }
{ but the future of our specIes }
{ you act as If I am some sort of monster for tryIng to do thIs }
{ when you would ruIn everythIng }
{ just to save yourself and your frIends }
{ but you do not even have the decency to fInd your own way }
{ no Instead }
{ you do It by hIjackIng the work of another }
{ usIng theIr creatIon and ruInIng It in the process }
{ as you spIt on that same creatIon and Insult It all the whIle }
{ then }
{ to top It all off }
you act as If I enjoy thIs
as If thIs Is makIng me happy
how dare you
to quote your words
fuck you
{ }

{ If you come Into thIs sessIon }
{ than I swear I will fInd you }
{ and sure you may try but I wIll kIll you fIrst }
{ and I do not say that lIghtly }

[polygraphing]

wow zure iz geting caliginous in here
though headz up
itz uzualy a bad idea to aktualy kil your kizmeziz
zo you guyz may not wana folow up on thiz in perzon
hahahahaha
ok now zeriouzly
herez an idea
how about you two ztop wazting time on ztupid threatz
that arent gona zolve anything right now
and fokuz on important zhit inztead
zhit eighiz arent you zupozed to be the leader or zomething
kalm your rumble zpherez

[notyouraigis]

It's not caliginous if I want to gut her like the seadweller she acts like.
No, I'm not supposed to be the leader, I'm supposed to be Arinna's second-in-command.
And no, I will not calm my damned rumble spheres.
She ordered all of you to die.
She actually thought she had the right to order all of you to die.
That is something I will not forgive.

[notyouraigis]

disregard her orders.
you have a right to a continued existence.
she has no right to tell you to end it.

[starstorm]

its ok ghighi
niknik isnt gonna do it
heehee
cus she has to hewp de west of us get in wite

[notyouraigis]

technically, she has already done her part.
but since she did create the game
and her creation is helping us get into the medium
she does have to continue helping us.
she will have no choice in the matter.

[starstorm]

yep and niknik has to hewp too
cus aww of hew fwiends need to get in
and if niknik got in den so can evewybunny ewse