[S] Perrix: Enter.

[callouslystalwart]

You are now PERRIX SEIYOS.

You've been frantically running about for a bit now, SHIT-EATING SMIRK plastered to your punchable face. See, just a short while ago you found out about a CERTAIN GAME THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE EPONYMOUS from one PHERAE ELAPHA. Between a shortage of time and what you are hoping was a begrudging respect for how RUGGED and DASHING you are, she shared the game.

It was awesome until it killed your LUSUS.

Even a slimeball like you was sort of upset about that. You quickly recovered, however, especially since you've already learned that he can be brought back to the land of the living. In fact, you're practically ecstatic about the whole deal now, because admittedly necromancy through video games sounds REALLY FUCKING COOL. You've already got a bit of a START: thrashed IMPS, consumed consumables, deployed deployables... Unfortunately to proceed further you'll have to rely on HER.

You choke another IMP in an effort to keep your SMIRK from morphing into a SCOWL.


-- callouslyStalwart [CS] began trolling tenderAgrotera [TA] --

CS: ~I'm~ ready to move on, now, Elapha. ~~CS
CS: Not that ~I~ should be terribly surprised you aren't... ~~CS
CS: Do you need help? ~~CS
CS: ~I~ haven't even looked at the server's controls yet, but even then this will probably go faster if you just let ~me~ tell you what to do. ~~CS
CS: As ~I~ did not grow up under a rock in the woods, ~I~ probably have a better grasp of the frightening universe-age technology at play here. ~~CS


You really do hope she hurries up, and that no one else sees fit to DISTRACT you.

Comments

[mapmaking]

Thank you so much--x!
Ive never been really good aT compuTers--x.
so ThIs Is kInd of my fIrsT TIme doIng anyThIng lIke ThIs--x.

[callouslystalwart]

~I~... ~~CS
See... ~~CS
Well, like ~I~ said, it's probably for the best that you're paired with ~me~, then! ~~CS

And just like that, you REBOUND. Working with a computer- and gaming-illiterate partner is only a chance to further prove your own superiority.

Let ~me~ know when that finishes installing. ~~CS

[mapmaking]

ok--x
should I do anyThIng whIle Im waITIng--x?
I mean wIThouT my sIblIngs The huskTop Is goIng much fasTer--x
buT ITs sTIll a preTTy bIG pIece of shIT--x.

[callouslystalwart]

Mm, perhaps try and clear out some space... ~~CS
In your hive, ~I~ mean. ~~CS
~We're~ going to have to place a few objects, as ~I~ understand it! ~~CS

[mapmaking]

okay Ill Try--x
my parT of The hIve Is preTTy spacIous--x.
I donT ThInk youll have a problem--x.

[callouslystalwart]

So you were... ~~CS
Phylus, correct? ~~CS

[mapmaking]

phylus yes--x.
ThaT Is my name--x.