[Pesterchum Memo - Megalog]

[apiarycryptonaut]

[OOC: Note, the following Pesterchum log occured on Feb28th, 2013; prior to the new format rule.]

[tl;dr: A blob of kids and trolls talk about a blob of topics. Lots of really, really ridiculous things happen but pretty much everyone is confused at one point or another.]

CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SCRIB.
CAT: i hate trying to figure these things out
FUTURE artfulTransgressor [FAT] 3:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAT: this is weird as shit
FAT: but fuck it im a time player so id better get used to this shit now
CURRENT barefootGibbous [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
FAT: hey past me get the fuck out of this memo right now
FAT: it only gets worse from here
PAST defensiveAlchemist [PDA] 14 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
CAT: wait what the fuck
FAT: not that youre actually going to cause i already endured this hoofbeastshit
FAT: which means youre basically doomed to this
CURRENT misguidedProtector [CMP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMP: -)-(- Lyn do you have to play with yourself in public?
CMP: -)-(- Have some decency.
FAT: but future me gaVe me this warning
CBG: oh wow dewe awe two wynwynw owo
FAT: and i haVe to grudgingly respect him for at least trying to spare me this shit
CBG: *s oops
FAT: so here is my completely ineffectual gesture to you past me
FAT: and now i abscond before you can tell me to get the fuck out
CAT: holy shit this is fucked up get the hell out
CAT: also shut the fuck up zir
CAT: okay so
CMP: -)-(- Whats the point of this?
[10:24] CAT: someone help me out here
[10:25] CAT: temporal ineVitability
[10:25] CAT: if my future self says i stay in this shitty memo
[10:25] CURRENT barefootGibbous [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:25] CBG: whats dat mean ?w?
[10:25] CAT: does that mean i literally cant leaVe
[10:25] CAT: or does it just mean i dont leaVe
[10:25] CAT: and whats the fucking difference
[10:25] CAC: Oh, um, I don't... know wh4t's h4ppening either.
[10:26] CMP: -)-(- Arent you supposed to be the one on top of all of that?
[10:26] CAC: W4it um, me or... who or, um, um?
[10:26] CMP: -)-(- Lyn.
[10:28] CAT: yeah sure
[10:28] CAT: just cause some of us only haVe to master BREATHING
[10:28] CAT: doesnt mean eVeryone lucked out on retardedly simple aspects
[10:29] CAT: i haVe the entire fifth dimension to figure out
[10:29] CAC: You c4n do it... you c4n, Lyn, yes!
[10:29] CAT: so sit down shut up and practice your mouthbreathing asshole
[10:29] CMP: -)-(- Simplify things all you want if it makes you feel better about yourself and your lack of competence.
[10:29] CBG: its ok wynwyn niknik doesnt even know what hews is supposed to do
[10:29] CURRENT celestialCavalier [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:29] CCC: what the fuck is even going on in here
[10:30] CAT: a whole mess of hoofbeastshit is what
[10:30] CAC: Oh oh oh oh... hello Donov4n 4nd Nikk4l!
[10:30] FUTURE defensiveAlchemist [FDA] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[10:30] FDA: thi5 memo i5 for di5cu55ing a11 the wonderful 5hit were going through
[10:30] CBG: hihi visvis ^w^/
[10:30] FDA: have fun
[10:31] FDA, CDA ceased responding to memo.
[10:31] CAT: how haVe we got four time players and im the only fucking one here
[10:31] CMP: -)-(- A waste of time is whats going on as far as Im seeing.
[10:31] CAC: Oh um, well, we're... just g4thering inform4tion so... we c4n win, right?
[10:31] CAT: fuck you
[10:31] CAC: So we c4n win... 4nd not die, yes?
[10:31] CAT: ill announce when were wasting time
[10:31] CAT: im the one qualified to know apparently
[10:31] CAT: so step off
[10:32] CMP: -)-(- Defensive over a figure of speech really?
[10:32] CCC: but what if you're bad at time. you can be bad at your job, right?
[10:32] CAT: in theory
[10:32] CMP: -)-(- Exactly.
[10:32] CAT: as a time player
[10:32] CBG: niknik doesnt know how shes supposed to be any good at wage .w.
[10:33] CAT: i should be able to fuck up infinitely and then just undo it
[10:33] CAT: i think
[10:33] CCC: what if you die
[10:33] CCC: how can you undo it if you die?
[10:33] CURRENT methodologicalAnalyst [CMA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:33] CMA: mines not so bad
[10:33] CCC: i mean unless you're actually like some kind of siamese twin thing or something
[10:33] CAC: Um, how m4ny others... h4ve figured out roles?
[10:33] CAT: basically i dont
[10:33] CMA: i just have bridges across the canyons apparently
[10:33] CAT: doomed selVes from other timelines die
[10:34] CAT: basically eVery time i die
[10:34] CAT: its cause i made a choice the me of the main timeline wasnt stupid enough to
[10:34] CCC: but what if a doomed you replaces the real you and takes over? you know, like a doppelganger thats actually you. horror movie shit.
[10:34] CAT: what
[10:34] CAT: that doesnt eVen make any sense
[10:34] CCC: and time travel does, ok
[10:34] CAC: Um um um um... CC wh4t role 4re... you m4ybe, um, yes?
[10:34] FUTURE artfulTransgressor [FAT] 3:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[10:34] FAT: what the fuck are you eVen spouting
[10:34] FAT: like anything youre saying right now makes MORE sense
[10:35] CBG: @w@ niknik is confused
[10:35] FAT: in other news i forgot to close out of this memo
[10:35] FAT: just like my future self did three hours ago
[10:35] FAT: and now i am him
[10:35] FAT: lynception
[10:35] FAT: but whateVer this is too fucking embarrassing
[10:35] FAT: out for real now
[10:35] CCC: alright fatass, have fun!
[10:36] CAT: fuck you thats gonna be me in three hours
[10:36] CAT: so this is a preemptiVe fuck you
[10:36] CMP: -)-(- Heh.
[10:36] CCC: well, better get ready for weightwatchers
[10:36] CAT: for the me that will be him
[10:36] CAC: I'm confused with Nikk4l.
[10:36] CCC: also avispa, fuck if i know what my ~role~ is. probably to hit things.
[10:36] CURRENT defensiveAlchemist [CDA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:36] CDA: im confu5ed with 6oth of you
[10:37] CAC: 4nd oh, um, so... th4t could m4ybe be... 4 lot of roles.
[10:37] CMP: -)-(- Both of who now theres a clusterfuck in here youre going to have to be more specific than that.
[10:37] CBG: oh good niknik isnt de onwy one
[10:37] CMA: i dont even know whats going on right now
[10:37] CDA: >- preemptive fuck you
[10:37] CAT: yep
[10:37] CDA: i5 a 5trange thing to come in on
[10:37] CAT: and also a fuck you right now for good measure
[10:37] CDA: fuck you too then
[10:37] CAT: youVe got two good meals of fuck you to dig into
[10:38] CAT: put one in your thermal hull for later so it stays fresh
[10:38] CAT: not you
[10:38] CAT: donoVan
[10:38] CDA: i dont know
[10:38] CDA: i think i11 keep thi5 one
[10:38] CAT: goddammit
[10:38] CMP: -)-(- Fucks going all around and this just proves to be a further waste of time.
[10:38] CAT: my fucks are a finite resource you cant just go appropriating them
[10:38] CDA: there wa5 thi5 whole que5tion whether word5 go 5tale
[10:38] CAT: i only haVe so many fucks to giVe
[10:38] CCC: just travel in time and give out future or past fucks
[10:39] CAT: and i am experiencing a critical shortage
[10:39] CAT: wait
[10:39] CAT: are you a time player
[10:39] CDA: then dont go giving them preemptively you11 ju5t exhau5t your 5upply needle55ly early
[10:39] CMP: -)-(- Im pretty sure that can fall under common sense.
[10:39] CAT: aVispa said its me ria ira and komesh
[10:39] CMP: -)-(- You dont have to be a time player to make shit up.
[10:39] CAC: Yes, they 4re, yes!
[10:39] CAT: well future me left before he could hand out one of his own
[10:40] CCC: thank you, at least someone understands the logic of bullshit, cmp
[10:40] CDA: wait rea11y
[10:40] CAT: but im sure he would haVe saVed one for this occasion
[10:40] CDA: that many people
[10:40] CAT: because he will haVe been me now
[10:40] CAT: hell know to keep one in reserVe
[10:40] CBG: wooow dats a wot of time peopwe owo
[10:40] CAT: and yeah weVe got a lot of time players
[10:40] CDA: how many game5 of 5cri6 are there
[10:40] CAC: 4nd we h4ve two... princes too, 4t le4st!
[10:40] CAT: i dont fucking know
[10:40] CMP: -)-(- Hopefully the others are more competent than you.
[10:40] CURRENT austereAstronomer [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:40] CAA: I don't even know any more.
[10:40] CAT: iVe decided theres only so much shit i actually want to keep track of
[10:40] CBG: does anybunny ewse have wage ?w?
[10:40] CAC: Oh oh oh oh... hello Hirune, hello, yes!
[10:41] CCC: wage? nik, "work" is not a superpower.
[10:41] CBG: hihi wunwun
[10:41] CAT: and since im apparently supposed to haVe mastered THE ENTIRE FUCKING FIFTH DIMENSION in a few days
[10:41] CAT: iVe got a lot on my nutrition plateau already
[10:41] CAC: R4ge, Donov4n, Nikk4l is... r4ge, not work, no!
[10:41] CCC: you can time travel. days mean nothing, right?
[10:41] CDA: having a regular income of gri5t would 6e great
[10:41] CAA: Hello, Avispa, everyone.
[10:42] CDA: he11o he11o
[10:42] CAT: also oh my god zirreh
[10:42] CCC: Oh look, someone who can type with consistently proper spelling and grammar. That's refreshing.
[10:42] CAT: you are going to deplete my entire fuck reserVe
[10:42] CDA: i dont know how are you a11 figuring out your title thing5
[10:42] CMP: -)-(- You really have no one to blame for that but yourself I didnt want to be here in the first place.
[10:42] CBG: nikniks consowts towd hew
[10:42] CCC: so the pussy's gonna fuck zirreh then, good to know
[10:42] CAT: mostly iVe just been going on what my sprite said
[10:42] CMA: these little iguanas told me i was a maid!
[10:42] CAT: WHY THE FUCK
[10:43] CAT: DO PEOPLE KEEP TAKING MY INSULTS IN A LITERAL SEXUAL SENSE
[10:43] CBG: dey cawwed hew a witch and said fings wike
[10:43] CMA: i dont know what they really mean but
[10:43] CMP: -)-(- Because you use them that way.
[10:43] CBG: she who howds wage
[10:43] CAT: isnt fuck you like a uniVersal insult
[10:43] CCC: because you're unfortunate. wrong words at the wrong time.
[10:43] CBG: and stuff
[10:43] CDA: may6e it5 ju5t how you come acro55
[10:43] CAC: Oh, um, m4ybe I... should be le4rning insults... from Lyn too, yes... bec4use he's using them?
[10:43] CDA: >- come
[10:43] CAT: eVeryone was following that metaphor perfectly well
[10:43] CDA: ha ha
[10:43] CCC: Avispa, he doesn't seem to be very good at them.
[10:43] CDA: where i5 perrix when we need him
[10:43] CMP: -)-(- I wouldnt suggest it he kind of sucks at them.
[10:43] CAT: you guys just like to liberally misinterpret shit to piss me off
[10:43] CCC: He could probably learn something from you. Sadly.
[10:44] CAC: Oh, ok4y um, then... should I keep le4rning... from you, Donov4n, then?
[10:44] CAT: shut the fuck up
[10:44] CMP: -)-(- Probably isnt even a thing it would be a definitely.
[10:44] CAT: this is a general order
[10:44] CDA: ...
[10:44] CDA: no
[10:44] CCC: What did I tell you? No. Go talk to other people, Avispa.
[10:44] CMP: -)-(- Yeah no.
[10:44] CAC: Oh um, there 4re... other people here, yes!
[10:44] CAT: i like how this is helping me single out the uncooperatiVe assholes
[10:44] CAT: if nothing else
[10:44] CCC: What if I don't want to listen to a pussy? They're so angry and self-absorbed all the time...
[10:44] CAT: anyway
[10:44] CDA: 5o 5ince thi5 memo i5 a6out 5cri6
[10:45] CMA: hey can we get back to what we were talking about before?
[10:45] CBG: weehhh
[10:45] CMP: -)-(- Exactly theres really no reason for us to listen to someone who cant figure out his own shit without begging others for help and bitching about it.
[10:45] CCC: Did we even have an actual thing we were talking about?
[10:45] CAT: if people would stop insulting me and misinterpreting my own insults for two fucking minutes together
[10:45] CBG: can evewybunny stop fiting pwease ;w;
[10:45] CMA: youre just antagonizing them
[10:45] CAT: are you
[10:45] CAT: fucking
[10:45] CAT: serious
[10:45] CAT: zirreh
[10:45] CCC: kittycat you could just stop insulting people. you just make yourself look kind of bad with your angry tantrum.
[10:46] CMP: -)-(- What?
[10:46] CAT: im your own sessions goddamn time player it is in your VITAL LIFE INTEREST that i figure this shit out
[10:46] CDA: my con5ort5 were 5aying 5hit a6out having a hard time 5eeing 5omething now that i wa5 there
[10:46] CMP: -)-(- I dont have many hopes for us.
[10:46] CMP: -)-(- This is really the fact that worries me the most.
[10:46] CAT: maybe instead of making it eVen more difficult than it already is
[10:46] CDA: 6ut they 5eem a5 6ad a5 the 5prite
[10:46] CAT: you could fucking show some self-preserVation instincts and let me work shit out
[10:46] CDA: they dont like 5aying thing5 directly
[10:46] CCC: Wow, just got a lot more confident about my group then. You all make the rest of us look good in comparison, wow.
[10:46] CBG: .w.
[10:47] CMP: -)-(- Then looks like you got fucked over DA.
[10:47] CAA: I imagine that it wouldn't be a game without some level of obfuscation, but it is a bit tiring.
[10:47] CAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
[10:47] CDA: congratulation5 to me
[10:47] CAT: THE ONLY REASON I SUCK AT MY ASPECT AT ALL
[10:47] CAT: IS CAUSE I CANT MAKE IT FUCKING WORK
[10:47] CMP: -)-(- So you admit you suck.
[10:47] CAT: i am a time player who literally
[10:47] CAT: cannot traVel in time
[10:47] CDA: im adding another fuck to my fuck 5torage
[10:47] CAC: Everyone stop 4nd focus... 4nd stop fighting, yes!!!!
[10:47] CCC: DA, you could just have unavoidable girth. Or maybe the sun got blotted out. Or everyone on your planet is blind.
[10:47] CBG: maybe wynwyn just has to weawn how ?w?
[10:48] CDA: may6e if they fuck me over regularly i11 6e a6le to grind fuck5 to 5upply everyone
[10:48] CAC: We h4ve 4 g4me... to t4lk 4bout winning!
[10:48] CAT: no
[10:48] CMA: oh my god im just going to wander my planet some more until this stops.
[10:48] CAT: apparently iVe already got the power
[10:48] CDA: yeah it5 not the fir5t one
[10:48] CAT: im just using it wrong somehow
[10:48] CDA: the 5un 6eing 6lotted out i5 a good thing
[10:48] CAT: but what the fuck am i supposed to do with time powers if not TRAVEL IN FUCKING TIME
[10:48] CAA: CMA, probably wise.
[10:48] CBG: cus if dis is wike a video game den evewybunny can weawn new moves when dey wevew up
[10:48] CBG: wike in fiduspawn
[10:48] CBG: maybe
[10:49] CAA: Perhaps there's something you could alchemize that would make it possible?
[10:49] CAT: iVe been talking to my sprite about this
[10:49] CMP: -)-(- Seriously if you cant do it then make something to do it.
[10:49] CAT: and although hes an unhelpful fucker
[10:49] CAT: eVen moreso than most sprites id argue
[10:49] CMP: -)-(- The alchemizer is there for a reason you know or are you sitting around angsting and bitching to yourself too much to gather enough grist?
[10:49] CAT: he says that my powers are passiVe or something
[10:49] CCC: You could just manipulate the same like five minutes again and again until you figure it out. Can you even do that?
[10:50] CAT: but he wont fucking tell me what that eVen means
[10:50] CDA: >- pa55ive
[10:50] CAT: but he will say that im neVer going to get anywhere trying the shit im doing now
[10:50] CAT: so yeah i was hoping another time player would be here
[10:50] CAT: but apparently im the only one dumb enough to endure this shit
[10:50] CMP: -)-(- Then try new shit and dont copy what other people are doing.
[10:51] CAT: im not copying anyone NOW
[10:51] CAT: and im getting fucking nowhere
[10:51] CMP: -)-(- No but youre trying to.
[10:51] CAT: well trying my own shit obViously isnt working
[10:51] CCC: Try taking someone with you, then. Start calling yourself the Gastroenterologist, because you'd be a shitty Doctor.
[10:51] CDA: may6e in5tead of moving through time
[10:51] CMP: -)-(- Not that hard to just try something new if what youre doing isnt working.
[10:51] CAT: what
[10:51] CDA: you let time 5top
[10:51] CDA: that5 pa55ive right
[10:52] CAT: i dont eVen know
[10:52] CDA: doe5 anyone have any idea what the5e power5 are like
[10:52] CCC: No what if by passive it means that you travel through time. One second at a time.
[10:52] CAT: i thought someone could at least fucking tell me what haVing passiVe powers means
[10:52] CDA: oh 5hit
[10:52] CDA: then im a time player too
[10:52] CAT: ...how would that eVen be a power
[10:52] CAT: EVERYONE HAS THAT POWER
[10:52] CDA: everyone i5 a time player
[10:52] CAT: how could i possibly fucking use that for the benefit of the session
[10:53] CDA: que5tion 5olved
[10:53] CCC: It wouldn't be, I'm saying you're shitty at time powers.
[10:53] CCC: Seriously, that wasn't too complex, even Nik could have figured it out.
[10:53] CDA: >- even nik
[10:53] CBG: yep yep
[10:53] FUTURE apiaryCryptonaut [FAC] 44 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
[10:53] FAC: Oh um, I'm b4ck... here 4g4in, yes, I... stopped p4ying 4ttention before!
[10:53] CBG: heeheeheehee
[10:53] FAC: 4nd um th4t doesn't... sound like the time... 4bility 4t 4ll, no!
[10:53] CDA: w6
[10:53] FAT: okay im coming back in now to say this cause its important
[10:54] FAC: Not from wh4t Komesh... s4id 4bout it, no!
[10:54] CMP: -)-(- its really not that hard of a concept to grasp.
[10:54] FAT: past me do not fucking leaVe the memo
[10:54] FAT: i know youre thinking it
[10:54] FAT: and how completely fucking unhelpful eVeryone is doesnt help
[10:54] CDA: hey future lyn
[10:54] CDA: in5tead of in5ulting u5
[10:54] FAT: but youre actually gonna get the answer you need soon
[10:54] CDA: try po5ting 5poiler5
[10:54] FAT: so stick around
[10:54] FAT: i cant tell him
[10:54] CCC: "unhelpful" isn't an insult. It's an observation.
[10:55] FAT: a eVen further along future me does it later
[10:55] CDA: it5 an in5ult when were trying to make a helpful memo =:/
[10:55] CDA: it5 an indirect way of 5aying
[10:55] CDA: hey durian
[10:55] CDA: youre incompetent
[10:55] CDA: and 5o i5 your memo
[10:55] CDA: we11 done
[10:55] FAC: I'm trying to help... right now, I 4m!
[10:55] CCC: Wow, get over it, it's a fucking chat room.
[10:55] CAT: haVent you guys all been telling me directly im incompetent
[10:55] CDA: >- a11
[10:55] CAT: why is this shittier than what you guys haVe been doing nonstop
[10:55] CDA: no
[10:56] CAT: also future me
[10:56] CAT: i will only put up with this shit for so long
[10:56] CAT: does future future me show up soon
[10:56] CCC: And then you go back in time and do it again?
[10:56] CAT: (what is this shit my life requires me to say)
[10:56] FAT: yeah
[10:56] FAT: itll be like ten or fifteen minutes though
[10:56] CDA: 5o while ye11ow and purple5 6icker
[10:57] CAT: are you fucking serious
[10:57] CMA: are we still arguing this
[10:57] CDA: let5 u5 6lue5 and green5 gather for actual info gathering
[10:57] CAT: why does he take so fucking long he knows what were haVing to endure here
[10:57] FAT: cause he doesnt come in earlier is why
[10:57] CBG: .w.
[10:57] CDA: ma which group do you want to 6e in
[10:57] FAT: you know that you just hate temporal ineVitability
[10:57] FAT: we all do
[10:57] CMA: i want to actually discuss something useful and not argue pointlessly
[10:57] CMA: so whichever that group is??
[10:58] CDA: 6lue green and 6lack it i5
[10:58] FUTURE apiaryCryptonaut [FAC2] 4:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[10:58] FAC2: Yes, Duri4n, let's do... th4t, yes, 4bsolutely, 4nd... 4lso p4st me 4nd... p4st p4st me 4re... solving puzzles, I think.
[10:58] CDA: i think
[10:58] CDA: it5 5afe to 5ay
[10:58] CDA: pa5t you pre5ent you and future you are a11 doing that
[10:58] FAT: i can confirm shes doing puzzles right now
[10:58] FAC2: Well no um, they're... both not even looking... 4t the window, no.
[10:58] FAC2: But I 4m, here!
[10:58] FAT: anyway
[10:58] CDA: that i5 good enough
[10:59] FAT: im out
[10:59] CMP: -)-(- I stopped paying attention to do something actually productive did I miss anything?
[10:59] FAT: stay in the fucking memo past me thats an order
[10:59] CMA: not really mp
[10:59] CBG: not weawwy uwu
[10:59] FAT: which you haVe to follow cause
[10:59] FAT: temporal ineVitability
[10:59] CMP: -)-(- Oh this is still going on.
[10:59] FAT: sucks to be us
[10:59] CMP: -)-(- So nothing but Lyn playing with himself in public again.
[10:59] CAT: ughhhhhhhhhh
[10:59] CDA: >- two prince5
[10:59] FAC2: Oh, yes, two princes!
[10:59] CAT: would you just fucking die zirreh
[10:59] CCC: Ew, chatsturbation. Or is that just loneliness?
[10:59] CDA: >- rage
[10:59] CMA: so uh does anyone know what being a maid means??
[10:59] CAT: as a faVor to me
[10:59] CDA: >- time
[11:00] CURRENT blackoutEtude [CBE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[11:00] CBE: wow
[11:00] CBE: my timing
[11:00] CDA: >- maid
[11:00] CBE: spectacular as always
[11:00] FAC2: Knight, 4nd rogue, too!
[11:00] CDA: >- knight
[11:00] CBG: and witch ^w^
[11:00] CDA: >- rogue
[11:00] CDA: >- witch
[11:00] CMP: -)-(- Bard.
[11:00] CDA: >- 6ard
[11:00] CDA: okay
[11:00] CCC: Wow, it sure is all Final Fantasy up in here.
[11:01] FAC2: Oh, Thief, too, yes!
[11:01] FAC2: 4nd um, oh, um... I think I know... one other one, um!
[11:02] FAC2: ...I c4n't remember it.
[11:02] CAT: heir
[11:02] CBE: ...Avispa
[11:02] CBE: please
[11:03] CDA: >- thief
[11:03] CDA: a 6unch of tho5e are a11 ancient profe55ion5
[11:03] FAC2: 4nd I still don't... know which is mine.
[11:03] CAT: why haVent you just asked your sprite
[11:03] CDA: ...
[11:04] CDA: would they te11 u5
[11:04] CAT: or your consorts
[11:04] FAC2: My sprite doesn't know... th4t, I tried, Lyn.
[11:04] CBE: her consorts are MIA
[11:04] CAT: holy shit
[11:04] CAT: hardmode
[11:04] CCC: How the fuck is an heir a profession?
[11:04] CMP: -)-(- How the fuck is any of this shit a profession?
[11:04] CDA: >- knight
[11:04] FAC2: The g4me g4ve us... the roles 4nd 4bilities!
[11:04] CDA: 5o a profe55ion
[11:04] CMP: -)-(- I think we can go on the grounds that this game doesnt involve much logic but its own.
[11:05] CAT: thief too
[11:05] FAC2: They're very import4nt, prob4bly.
[11:05] CAT: i dunno why im not a thief
[11:05] CAT: thats literally been my profession
[11:05] CAT: i could be good at that
[11:05] CMP: -)-(- Because you suck as is and they didnt want you to suck even more.
[11:05] CBE: maybe it gives you something you're shitty at, who knows♫
[11:05] CAT: why would i suck MORE doing something i already know how to fucking do
[11:06] CAT: i dunno if im shitty at being a rogue
[11:06] CDA: may6e it5 ju5t completely random
[11:06] CAT: what does a rogue eVen do
[11:06] CMP: -)-(- Because youll think of it like what you know how to do when that could be something completely different.
[11:06] CCC: ...you do know that rogues are basically thieves, right?
[11:06] CBE: ...rogues are a kind of thief you know
[11:06] CDA: i mean thi5 game wa5 put together how long ago
[11:06] CMP: -)-(- But youre so set on your small set of skills and what you know that you refuse to go outside the box and actually just fucking do something new.
[11:06] CAT: seriously
[11:06] CAT: why the fuck would they be two different classes then
[11:06] CDA: they didnt exactly have a que5tionaire
[11:06] CCC: Maybe one of them is more of an assassin?
[11:07] CBE: maybe they're used differently
[11:07] CAT: i guess
[11:07] CAT: hey wait
[11:07] CAT: if a future me is showing up
[11:07] CCC: And since Thieves by default steal things, that MIGHT be the Rogue. Seriously, have you ever played a video game?
[11:07] CAT: from further in the future
[11:07] CAA: Maybe that's where the active/passive thing comes in?
[11:07] CAT: couldnt he answer some of this shit
[11:07] CMP: -)-(- Its not that hard if you think about it.
[11:07] FAC2: Um 4lso, this me4ns... we know eight professions.
[11:07] CMP: -)-(- Thief might be the active one and you clearly werent set up for something like that so they gave you easy mode.
[11:07] FUTURE artfulTransgressor [FAT2] 88:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:07] FAT2: thats my cue
[11:07] CDA: i hear >- rogue -< and i think vigilante
[11:08] CMP: -)-(- And now theres three of them lovely.
[11:08] CCC: Avispa, I bet you twenty boonbucks there's a Mage. There's always a Mage.
[11:08] FAT2: also shut up right now donoVan
[11:08] FAT2: and yes theres a mage
[11:08] CDA: oh good
[11:08] CDA: >- mage
[11:08] CCC: Oh come on, you couldn't have waited until she agreed to the bet?
[11:08] FAT2: nope
[11:08] CMP: -)-(- He doesnt know the meaning of fun.
[11:08] CDA: look you future a55hole5
[11:08] CBE: future assholes
[11:08] CDA: either give 5poiler5 in a 5en5i6le conci5e way
[11:08] FAC2: Oh um, w4it, bet... on, wh4t, um, huh?
[11:09] CBE: they're assholes no matter what time they're from
[11:09] FAT2: do you guys want some futuristic spoonfeeding or what
[11:09] CDA: or take thi5 5ingle fuck i have 5tored and leave
[11:09] CMP: -)-(- No get out.
[11:09] CAA: Of course we want to know.
[11:09] CDA: 5top pretending to 6e the 5prite5 and dri66ling tiny u5ele55 6it5 of info
[11:09] CBE: oi speak for yourself Kysley
[11:09] CBE: I like getting info on my own
[11:10] CDA: then
[11:10] CDA: why are you in here
[11:10] CBG ceased responding to memo.
[11:10] CCC: Yeah, same. Knowing Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud makes things so much less interesting...
[11:10] CBE: because I can be
[11:10] CBE: duh♫♫♫
[11:10] CBE: I mean what
[11:10] FAC2: Donov4n who 4re Sn4pe... 4nd trinity 4nd rosebud?
[11:10] FAT2: temporal ineVitability is a bitch
[11:11] FAT2: i can only tell you guys what i know i did when i first read it 88 hours ago
[11:11] CBE: a girl ain't allowed to see how dumb you guys can be in droves♫
[11:11] CCC: They're people, Avispa. Fictional characters
[11:11] CDA: oh 5o that5 what a pa55ive cla55 i5
[11:11] FAT2: cause iVe already told you that
[11:11] CDA: in5tead of doing fun intere5ting thing5 with time
[11:11] FAC2: Oh, f4ke people, ok4y!
[11:12] CDA: you ju5t 5ee what you11 do ahead of time
[11:12] FAT2: no
[11:12] CDA: ye5
[11:12] FAT2: anyone can see what future selVes do if they come back and do things Visible to past selVes
[11:12] CMP: -)-(- Lyn stop trying to feel important.
[11:12] FAT2: like responding to memos
[11:12] FAC2: Like I'm doing, Lyn!
[11:12] FUTURE defensiveAlchemist [FDA2] 22:22 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:12] FDA2: it wi11 never 5top
[11:12] FAT2: oh yeah i forgot youre still hardcore asshole right now zir
[11:13] CBE: there's a point where it stops♫
[11:13] CDA: ...
[11:13] FAT2: heres my middle phalange
[11:13] FAT2: sit on it and spin till you catch fire
[11:13] CBE: what, does he die or something♫
[11:13] CMP: -)-(- Im not even going to ask what you mean by right now because I dont really have a fuck I feel like giving out.
[11:13] CDA: at lea5t that wa5 con5i5e
[11:13] FAT2: anyway
[11:13] CBE: here's hoping it stops
[11:13] FAT2: past me listen up
[11:13] FAT2: heres the part that concerns you
[11:13] CAT: fucking finally
[11:14] CDA: >- drumro11
[11:14] FAT2: relax you can ditch this memo as soon as im done
[11:14] FAT2: anyway
[11:14] FAT2: actiVe and passiVe means different things depending on the class and aspect
[11:14] FAT2: but for you
[11:14] FAT2: the upshot is that you dont send yourself through time
[11:14] FAT2: period
[11:14] FAT2: no time traVel for us
[11:14] CDA: how i5 that an up5hot
[11:14] CAT: are you fucking serious
[11:15] CAT: what the fuck do i eVen do then
[11:15] CBE: less dead bodies, I'd bet
[11:15] CMP: -)-(- Sounds pretty shitty to me.
[11:15] CAA: I imagine it's far less confusing.
[11:15] FAT2: you moVe other people through time
[11:15] CDA: actua11y no never mind
[11:15] CCC: See, I fucking told you.
[11:15] CDA: you talk to your5elf enough with ju5t thi5
[11:15] FAC2: W4it wh4t he c4n... or, you c4n, Lyn????
[11:15] CCC: Go get yourself a companion and be the Shit Doctor
[11:15] CDA: we don5 need to find dozen5 of at5 5tanding around talking
[11:15] FAT2: passiVe classes are all about helping fellow players generally
[11:15] CDA: ...
[11:15] FAT2: while actiVe players help themselVes
[11:15] CMA: hey future at
[11:15] CMP: -)-(- So were all fucked hes supposed to be helping us.
[11:16] CBE: dear fucking deities
[11:16] CAT: i think this is legitimately the worst thing i haVe eVer heard in my life
[11:16] CBE: tell me I'm an active player
[11:16] CBE: someone please
[11:16] CMA: is maid a passive or active class??
[11:16] CMA: do you know??
[11:16] CBE: tell me I'm an active player
[11:16] FAC2: I w4nt to be... p4ssive to help others... I do, yes, um.
[11:16] CDA: youre an active player
[11:16] CMP: -)-(- Okay Ive got one fuck to give is Bard passive or active?
[11:16] FAT2: honestly i dont know a lot about the other classes
[11:16] CBE: ...oh my god we share a class fuck this I quit
[11:16] CCC: ...you could just cheat. And send monsters back in time to yourself and kill them and purposefully overlevel.
[11:17] FAT2: frankly shit starts going south really hard and fast shortly after this
[11:17] CCC: BE, you're a bard? Does that mean you're one of those girl-bards that bones everything while wearing nothing?
[11:17] FAT2: and i haVent had a lot of free time to be educating myself about shit that concerns me
[11:17] FAC2: Oh oh oh oh... you're 4 b4rd, wow!
[11:17] CBE: . . . I wouldn't bone
[11:17] FAT2: especially since i cant do personal time traVel
[11:17] CDA: if only you could travel through time
[11:17] CBE: anyone on any of these teams
[11:17] CDA: jinx
[11:17] CBE: with a highblood's bulge
[11:17] CMA: aw well okay thanks anyway!
[11:17] FAT2: also uh
[11:17] CBE: ~fuck that~
[11:17] FAT2: bad news zir and zurahe
[11:17] CCC: Missing the point, having standards doesn't make you any less of a bard.
[11:17] FAT2: bards passiVe
[11:17] FAC2: ... W4it wh4t, huh, um?
[11:17] FAT2: i know that one
[11:18] CMP: -)-(- I for one have no issues with this.
[11:18] CBE: Man, does that tune change
[11:18] FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE] 120 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:18] FBE: oh my god
[11:18] FBE: this conversation
[11:18] FBE: ~hah~
[11:18] CMP: -)-(- Im ok with double the gold this could end well.
[11:18] CCC: oh shit it's future you. who did you bone.
[11:18] FBE: oh past me
[11:19] FBE: past me
[11:19] FBE: you're a silly bitch
[11:19] FAT2: heh
[11:19] FAC2: Oh, future 4nd p4st... Zur4he, wow, um, wow!
[11:19] FBE: and wouldn't you like to know, Donniekins♫
[11:19] CCC: Wow, a pet name? Sure do hope it's not me.
[11:19] CMP: -)-(- We need a FBE2 in here too.
[11:19] CMP: -)-(- Possibly a 3 as well.
[11:19] FBE: please
[11:20] FBE: I'd probably snap you in half without meaning to
[11:20] FBE: honestly, it'd be a shame
[11:20] CAT: can we please
[11:20] FBE: Oh my god
[11:20] FAC2: Why would Donov4n sn4p... in h4lf though, um?
[11:20] FBE: no Lyn we can't
[11:20] CAT: not do self fulfilling quadrant prophecy future shenanigans hoofbeastshit
[11:20] CAT: that literally sounds like the worst use of a temporal fuck of a memo i haVe eVer heard
[11:20] CBE: ...uh
[11:21] CBE: what
[11:21] FAT2: dont worry
[11:21] CBE: the fuck
[11:21] FAT2: im not depraVed enough and zurahe loVes being a cagey bitch too much
[11:21] CBE: oh my god I might just kill myself now and save myself from figuring how how hard I lower my standards
[11:21] FAT2: we dont spill anything
[11:22] FUTURE defensiveAlchemist [FDA3] 1:34 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:22] FDA3: 5o i had thi5 terri6le idea
[11:22] FAT2: i am curious though
[11:22] FAT2: are you still hooked up in the future zurahe
[11:22] FDA3: i told my5elf that if i went afk and came 6ack
[11:22] FDA3: the conver5ation would 6e a6out thing5 that arent quadrant5
[11:22] CBE: I don't even want to be hooked up now♪♪♪
[11:22] FDA3: apparently it doe5nt work that way
[11:22] FAT2: not you future you
[11:23] CMP: -)-(- Suddenly this memo is more interesting.
[11:23] CMA: what are quadrants anyway
[11:23] CMP: -)-(- A complicated clusterfuck.
[11:23] FAT2: actually i guess thatd be a spoiler scratch that question
[11:23] FUTURE blackoutEtude [FBE2] 150 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:23] FBE2: Oh
[11:23] FDA3: another human
[11:23] FAC2: They're complic4ted 4nd confusing!
[11:23] FBE2: you'll find that out firsthand
[11:23] FBE2: sorry in advance Lyn♪
[11:23] CCC: Avispa, everything is complicated and confusing to you.
[11:23] FAC2: Not everything, Donov4n, no!
[11:23] CCC: Okay, simple things.
[11:23] FDA3: why i5 that practica11y the fir5t que5tion that come5 up every time one of the alien5 chat5
[11:24] FDA3: >- what are quadrant5
[11:24] FBE2: but that's what you get for not knowing how to take 'no' for an answer
[11:24] FDA3: >- what5 a mothergru6
[11:24] CMA: it wasnt my first question!
[11:24] CMP: -)-(- Were not having the quadrant discussion.
[11:24] FAT2: also lily i think i explain that to you later oVer trollian
[11:24] CBE: but
[11:24] CMA: okay!
[11:24] CBE: maybe someone should draft them a diagram or something
[11:24] FAT2: i wind up schoolfeeding a lot of humans about quadrants
[11:24] CBE: just so we have something to link them to when they inevitably ask
[11:24] CCC: Yeah if someone wants to explain "quadrants" and "mothergrubs" to me without making it sound like a bad scifi porno, I'd be grateful. And then kill myself for knowing but.
[11:24] CAT: oh my god please no
[11:25] CBE: ...don't make me do it, Donny
[11:25] CAT: thats worse than being passiVe
[11:25] CBE: I'll do it
[11:25] CCC: I mean you can do it in a private thing.
[11:25] FBE1: Too late
[11:25] FUTURE apiaryCryptonaut [FAC3] 44:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:25] FAC3: You should m4ke it... 4bsolutely, Zur4he, good ide4!
[11:25] CMP: -)-(- If youre going to do it you may as well do it here.
[11:25] FBE1: it happens
[11:25] CCC: Because otherwise someone might have brain issues and die- Aw shit.
[11:25] FBE1: tears are shed
[11:25] FDA3: how would anyone know what a 6ad 5cifi porno 5ound5 like to you
[11:25] FAT2: i think people had a few more questions for me before i bowed out of this memo
[11:25] FBE1: educational films are shown
[11:25] CCC: Magical Space Alien Sex Ed for everyone. Yaaaaay.
[11:25] FBE1: small children are traumatized
[11:25] FAT2: but past me was too busy with being horrified to pay a lot of attention so im not sure
[11:26] CCC: Oh shit it's actual magical space alien sex ed FUCK MY LIFE
[11:26] FBE1: by which of course I mean ALL THE VIRGINS
[11:26] FBE1: which is
[11:26] FAT2: hey guys
[11:26] FBE1: everyone but me pretty much
[11:26] FBE1: so
[11:26] FAT2: further questions
[11:26] FBE1: ~hah~
[11:26] CCC: BE i might just have to either stop being friends with you or get you a present for actually going through with that
[11:26] FAT2: or do i get back to trying to keep you idiots aliVe
[11:26] CBE: uh
[11:26] CBE: one thing
[11:26] FAT2: what
[11:26] CBE: can you do me a favor
[11:26] CBE: and just kind of
[11:27] CBE: punch future me in the gut
[11:27] FAT2: hell no
[11:27] FAT2: damn girl you scary
[11:27] CBE: take a running start if you have to I just
[11:27] FAT2: im not touching that
[11:27] CBE: ~ew~
[11:27] CBE: ...~rude~
[11:27] FAC3: I wouldn't punch you... either Zur4he, no w4y.
[11:27] CBE: well I mean
[11:27] FAT2: tell you what
[11:27] CBE: half of you wimps would probably break your hands
[11:27] CBE: or something like it
[11:27] FAT2: if i see any time players from doomed timelines ill pass it on
[11:27] FAT2: they cant die any harder right
[11:27] CBE: ...oh
[11:27] CBE: tell Komesh
[11:28] CMP: -)-(- I could do it.
[11:28] CBE: that'll brighten my day ~right~ up, honestly
[11:28] CBE: or the other highblood
[11:28] CBE: ugh
[11:28] CBE: wait
[11:29] CBE: if I kill you, you'd die permanently or something, wouldn't you♫
[11:29] CMP: -)-(- Thats implying youd be able to kill me.
[11:29] FAT2: technically if you kill him
[11:29] FAT2: i yank one or the other of you out of time
[11:29] FAT2: at least in the main timeline
[11:29] FAT2: im sure theres doomed timelines where you get away with it
[11:30] CMP: -)-(- You like me too much to let me die Lyn.
[11:30] FAT2: and then eVeryone dies a grisly death
[11:30] CURRENT passiveSampler [CPS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[11:30] CPS: ...oh
[11:30] CMP: -)-(- This has already been a proven fact you cant take back.
[11:30] FAT2: no comment
[11:30] CPS: i come in to dying
[11:30] CPS: and doomed time|ines
[11:30] CBE: oh great
[11:30] FAC3: Oh hello there K4pr4o!
[11:30] CMP: -)-(- You came in at a bad time.
[11:30] FAT2: hey kappy
[11:30] FDA3: and rampant flirting
[11:30] CBE: batten down the hatches ladies and gents and brace yourselves for crying
[11:30] FDA3: dont forget the rampant flirting
[11:30] CMP: -)-(- What flirting?
[11:30] FAT2: do you need any questions answered from 88 hours in the future
[11:31] FDA3: a11 the5e future people who are wandering in to in5ult people
[11:31] CBE: how much harder does shit get, exactly♫
[11:31] FDA3: for way too long
[11:31] FAT2: im handing them out like candy at a grubs wriggling day party
[11:31] CMP: -)-(- Kappy all youve missed is Lyn being bitchy so nothing out of the ordinary.
[11:31] CBE: cause really, as long as I can punch through shit, I'll call it good
[11:31] FAT2: uh
[11:32] FAT2: lets just say we haVe yet to ascertain whether or not its simply obscenely hard
[11:32] FAT2: or whether its actiVely impossible and all timelines are doomed
[11:32] CMA: hey at least the future lyn is trying to be helpful!
[11:32] CMA: and not just slinging random insults around anymore
[11:32] CBE: well fuck my hot life
[11:32] CBE: I knew we were doomed
[11:32] FAC3: We're not 4ll doomed!
[11:32] FAC3: We're going to win!!!!
[11:32] FAT2: thats cause in the future i like some of you assholes slightly better than past me does now
[11:32] CMP: -)-(- Do you like me better?
[11:32] CBE: purple human didn't I call doom last time we talked♫
[11:32] FAT2: yeah aVispa
[11:33] FAT2: you hold onto those happy thoughts
[11:33] CBE: I ~told~ you
[11:33] FAT2: anyway
[11:33] FAT2: basically eVerything goes to shit hard and fast
[11:33] CMP: -)-(- Youre not answering my question.
[11:33] CBE: gee I wonder why
[11:33] FAT2: eVeryones got great steaming piles on their nutrition plateaus and were all shoVeling like crazy
[11:34] FAC3: We're 4bsolutely going to... win, even if it's... very ch4llenging, I think.
[11:34] CMP: -)-(- Theres really no way we can lose.
[11:35] FAT2: shits complicated okay
[11:35] CMP: -)-(- Shits always complicated you have to be more specific than that.
[11:35] FAT2: like way more so than any session should be
[11:35] FAT2: i cant
[11:35] CMP: -)-(- Oh so youll answer that question but not the other one.
[11:35] FAT2: people dont find out about this yet
[11:35] FAT2: temporal ineVitability ties my hands here
[11:36] FAT2: like eVen if i wanted to tell you
[11:36] FAT2: or tried to
[11:36] FAT2: something would stop me cause it doesnt happen yet
[11:36] FAT2: that or wed splinter off in a doomed timeline and you all would die
[11:36] FAT2: and my timeline would die too cause i said the wrong thing at the wrong time
[11:36] FAT2: temporal ineVitability is something you really cannot fuck around with
[11:36] FAC3: Bec4use you're 4 time... pl4yer, I think, Lyn?
[11:37] FAT2: well in general
[11:37] CMP: -)-(- Yeah I stopped paying attention.
[11:37] FAT2: but yeah especially for me
[11:37] CMP: -)-(- Let me know when something relevant is going to happen.
[11:37] FAT2: in the future zir
[11:37] FAT2: you actually start appreciating me more
[11:37] FAT2: i wish id been there when that happened
[11:37] CMP: -)-(- What?
[11:38] FAT2: anyway
[11:38] FAT2: i guess kappy is too busy hiding to haVe questions so
[11:38] FAT2: i think im out
[11:38] CMP: -)-(- Hold on what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
[11:38] FAT2: past me i know youVe been watching this so yeah
[11:38] FAT2: nows the time you can bow out finally
[11:38] CBE: so was anyone else creeped out by the lack of swear deluges in that or...♫
[11:39] FAT2: theyre not quite as bad as you think they are
[11:39] FAT2: or they wont be
[11:39] FAT2: eVentually
[11:39] CMP: -)-(- This has been mildly interesting at least.
[11:39] CAT: this has been completely horrifying on eVery leVel
[11:39] CAA: Well, now I'm really interested in what happens in the next 88 hours.
[11:40] CMP: -)-(- Hey Lyn.
[11:40] CMP: -)-(- Future you likes me.
[11:40] CBE: tell me about it
[11:40] CBE: apparently I'm everyone's eventual reproductive education teacher or something
[11:41] CBE: fuck didn't ~any~ of you have quadrants before this♫
[11:41] CMP: -)-(- And if youre going to ditch the memo do me a favor and start working on my shit I got a fuckload of fresh grist to work with.
[11:41] CMP: -)-(- Not having them doesnt mean not knowing about shit thats common sense.
[11:42] CBE: well yes
[11:42] CBE: but having them
[11:42] CBE: also means that you knew what they were
[11:42] CBE: it goes hand in hand sometimes♪
[11:43] CBE: in any case
[11:43] CBE: it'd be easier to at least ask who needs to know what quadrants are
[11:43] CBE: and who just needs to know how not to be a failure at pailing
[11:44] CCC: what the fuck is pailing
[11:44] CMP: -)-(- Id say I dont know how it would be possible to fail at pailing but some wouldnt surprise me.
[11:44] CBE: trust me
[11:44] CBE: it's possible
[11:44] CBE: it's so very, very possible
[11:45] FAT2: well past me already left but this doesnt concern him anyway
[11:45] FAT2: hey zir
[11:46] FDA3: pailing i5 the end 5tep of what ive 6een trying to explain
[11:46] FDA3: without needle55ly going into detail
[11:46] CBE: which is♫
[11:46] CMP: -)-(- What?
[11:47] FDA3: okay watch thi5 thing he linked me
[11:47] FDA3: >- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA -<
[11:47] CBE: . . .
[11:47] CBE: the fuck is this
[11:47] FAT2: i came back to giVe you the better Version of that you find later
[11:48] FAT2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwRvPkzH-Qk
[11:48] FAT2: same thing better quality
[11:48] CBE: uh
[11:48] FDA3: oh thi5 ha5 more people 5inging at the 5tart
[11:48] FDA3: who i5 maria
[11:48] CBE: not sure if I should be worried this guy is singing to fire
[11:48] FDA3: i think the fire i5 maria
[11:49] CBE: or more worried that the fire is attempting to seduce him♫
[11:49] CBE: I... what♫
[11:49] CMA: oh i think i watched this movie when i was a kid
[11:49] CMP: -)-(- I think its symbolism.
[11:50] FAT2: anyway thats it
[11:50] FAT2: out again
[11:50] CMP: -)-(- Thanks.
[11:50] CBE: oh fuck I suck at that shit
[11:50] FDA3: he linked it to me 6ecau5e my explanation of ki5me5i5 reminded him of it
[11:50] FDA3: 6ut it look5 5o much more like au5pi5ticing
[11:51] FUTURE apiaryCryptonaut [FAC4] 88:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[11:51] FAC4: I re4lized I think... he's singing surrounded by... 4 lot of drones.
[11:51] CBE: I'm not sure which way it's going other than creeperville
[11:51] CPS: i
[11:51] CPS: i think that might be the point
[11:51] CMP: -)-(- It seems like his religion doesnt allow what hes feeling but he wants it anyway no mater what it takes.
[11:52] FDA3: there5 one part where he5 a11
[11:52] CTS ceased responding to memo.
[11:52] FDA3: >- dont let thi5 5iren ca5t her 5pe11 -< to the fire
[11:52] FDA3: he ju5t cant make up hi5 mind
[11:52] CBE: wow
[11:52] CMP: -)-(- He says hes proud of his virtue at the beginning so maybe hes not supposed to but she seduced him.
[11:53] CBE: humans are messed
[11:53] CMP: -)-(- So he doesnt want to want her but he does anyway.
[11:53] FDA3: and 5o he5 a5king the fire to 5eperate them
[11:53] FDA3: ...
[11:53] FDA3: permanently
[11:53] CBE: yeah
[11:53] CMP: -)-(- Symbolism.
[11:53] CBE: I repeat
[11:53] CBE: ~messed~
[11:53] CMA: were not all messed
[11:53] CMA: just some
[11:54] FDA3: no no
[11:54] FAC4: Hum4ns c4n be 4... little puzzling, though, sometimes.
[11:54] FDA3: you are a fucked up 5pecie5
[11:54] CMP: -)-(- He seems to believe that God choses everythings path and its all part of it so hes wishing for the strength not to let it get to him.
[11:54] CMA: besides hes a fictional character
[11:54] CMA: we are not!
[11:54] CMP: -)-(- Someone had to create him meaning they thought it up and thus they are just as fucked up.
[11:54] FDA3: >- CC: You are a fucked up species -<
[11:54] FDA3: im ju5t pa55ing on the 5entiment
[11:55] CBE: oh
[11:55] CCC ceased responding to memo.
[11:55] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2av9SQsMIi8 Look what I found
[11:55] CBE: you must not have seen what he said the first time he talked to me
[11:55] CBE: if he's calling ~us~ fucked up, he ain't got much to talk about
[11:56] CMA: well i just think both of our species are unique
[11:56] CMA: there are fucked up people in all species
[11:56] CMA: but the species is not fucked up!
[11:56] CBE: three words:
[11:56] CBE: 'german dungeon porn'
[11:57] FAC4: Oh, I s4w th4t... discussion but didn't underst4nd.
[11:57] CMA: i dont even want to know
[11:57] CMA: at all
[11:57] CAA: ...what
[11:57] FDA3: oh thi5 5ong i5 catchy
[11:57] CBE: I'm not sure what a german is or what kind of porn you guys shoot in dungeons
[11:57] CMP: -)-(- Am I the only one seeing the caste resemblance in the one I just linked?
[11:57] CMA: just dont ask or think about it
[11:57] CMA: its just something stupid
[11:57] FDA3: im 5eeing it
[11:57] CBE: but that just ~sounds~ messed
[11:57] CMA: its not something you hear in everyday speech
[11:57] FDA3: like their color5 are on the out5ide
[11:58] CMA: in fact i dont think its something you should ever hear or see!
[11:58] CMA: but a german is someone who lives in germany
[11:58] CBE: ...well now I have to look it up
[11:58] CMA: its a country here
[11:58] CBE: and wow this song ~is~ catchy
[11:58] CMA: dont look it up
[11:58] CMA: just trust me
[11:58] CBE: are there any more of these fake songs♫
[11:58] CMP: -)-(- It really is.
[11:59] CMP: -)-(- Oh I found another one.
[11:59] CBE: dudes
[11:59] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0dxn40r_c
[11:59] CBE: the half-naked dudes are hardcore
[11:59] CBE: they're wearing blood as war paint
[11:59] CBE: ~awesome~
[11:59] FDA3: make5 5en5e
[12:00] CMA: yeah we call those indians
[12:00] CBE: well I mean the other guys are just tossing armor on
[12:00] CBE: like wimps
[12:00] FDA3: oh 5he 5topped it
[12:00] CBE: these indian guys are like
[12:00] CBE: man, fuck your armor
[12:00] CBE: we're going in wearing blood and not much else
[12:00] CMA: they lived waaaaaaaaaaaaay before we did
[12:00] FAC4: But 4rmor keeps you... s4fer th4n blood c4n.
[12:00] CMA: and even though they dont wear armor they knew how to fight really well!
[12:00] FDA3: yeah 6ut we didnt 5ee how that one ended
[12:00] CMP: -)-(- Not if youre badass enough.
[12:01] CBE: fuckin' legit
[12:01] FDA3: another catchy 5ong
[12:01] CBE: and oooo
[12:01] CBE: I like this song♪
[12:01] FDA3: what the he11
[12:01] CMA: armor keeps you safer but it really limits your movement
[12:01] FDA3: 5inging 6ea5t5
[12:01] CMA: it makes you really slow
[12:01] CBE: ...god, this could be me and my team
[12:01] CBE: beta, this is now your themesong
[12:01] CMP: -)-(- Heheh.
[12:01] CMA: they wear war paint to show they are serious and they dont need armor to be awesome
[12:02] CMA: that and they dont make armor or have the materials to do so
[12:02] CBE: still
[12:02] FDA3: who5e the king
[12:02] CMA: but theyre still awesome!
[12:02] FAC4: Why not m4ke 4rmor... th4t c4n move f4st?
[12:02] CBE: hard
[12:02] CBE: fucking
[12:02] CBE: core
[12:02] FDA3: who are you going to ki11
[12:02] CMA: because armor is heavy avispa
[12:02] FAC4: 4nd oh, um, oh.
[12:02] CMA: you cant make it light and durable
[12:02] CMA: there arent any materials like that
[12:02] CBE: uh
[12:02] CBE: maybe you humans can't
[12:02] CMA: the tougher it is the heavier it is
[12:02] FAC4: Yes there 4re, though?
[12:02] CMA: we havent found anything like that yet i dont think
[12:02] FDA3: avi5pa
[12:03] CBE: (also we may get a Bharal, fyi)
[12:03] FDA3: i mean
[12:03] FDA3: zurahe thi5 i5 your 5ong
[12:03] FDA3: everything i5 your color
[12:03] CMA: i mean i could probably alchemize light and durable armor
[12:03] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o41PGk5Pt24 Oh shit.
[12:03] CAT: what the fuck are all these links
[12:03] CBE: what is♫
[12:03] CBE: my song, what♫
[12:03] CMP: -)-(- Welcome back Lyn.
[12:03] FDA3: the one with the 6lack and ye11ow pride6ea5t
[12:03] CCC ceased responding to memo.
[12:03] CAT: oh great youre still here
[12:03] CBE: oh
[12:03] CBE: I told you guys♪
[12:04] CBE: it's totally my team's themesong
[12:04] CAT: why are you spamming human cartoon links
[12:04] CURRENT celestialCavalier [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[12:04] CCC: What is?
[12:04] FDA3: 5o who5e the king youre going to murder
[12:04] CMP: -)-(- Check out that second one its like the other pridbeasts decendant is getting his ass kicked.
[12:04] CMP: -)-(- Maybe hes paying for his ancestor killing the other king.
[12:04] CCC: Goddammit, I get attacked by imps once and I miss everything.
[12:04] CBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0dxn40r_c
[12:04] CBE: this one, Donny
[12:05] CCC: YESSSS
[12:05] CCC: This is a good movie. The apex of human cinema.
[12:05] CBE: I am the black and yellow pridebeast
[12:05] CBE: it is me
[12:05] CBE: and those other squawking things are my team
[12:05] CCC: You are a female.
[12:05] CBE: so♫
[12:05] CCC: Also it means you're going to die a painful death as deserved for all the wrong things you have done.
[12:06] CBE: I'll take it
[12:06] CCC: Because that's what that character, Scar, does.
[12:06] CCC: Also all of your underlings survive.
[12:06] CBE: but hey
[12:06] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64 -)-(- Is this your team?
[12:06] CBE: at least I get an awesome song
[12:06] FDA3: that5 a great title
[12:06] FDA3: make a man compared to what
[12:06] CBE: ....
[12:06] CBE: yes
[12:06] FAC4: Oh wow look 4t... 4ll the skulls in... this video, wow wow... wow wow skulls, yes!
[12:06] CBE: yes it is my tea
[12:06] CCC: Fucking hell, I'm entering the whirlpool of Aliens Discovering Disney.
[12:06] CBE: *team
[12:06] CBE: oh my god
[12:06] CCC: Avispa, keep it in your pants.
[12:06] CBE: wait
[12:06] CBE: Donny
[12:06] CBE: is this that thing you suggested
[12:06] CCC: What.
[12:07] CBE: ...Donny don't
[12:07] FAC4: W4it um, wh4t, Donov4n?
[12:07] CCC: What thing.
[12:07] CBE: talk about Avispa's pants
[12:07] CBE: the training montage thing
[12:07] FDA3: ye5
[12:07] CCC: Yeah, that's what you should do with your teammates.
[12:07] FDA3: thi5 i5 how you u5e 6ranchkind
[12:07] CCC: Except with less slapstick.
[12:07] FAC4: I'm we4ring 4 dress... 4nyw4y so Donov4n is... just being confusing, yes.
[12:07] CBE: I dunno
[12:07] CBE: I think the slapstick would be automatic
[12:08] CCC: Yeah, but some of this stuff would probably kill actual people.
[12:08] CBE: also
[12:08] CBE: my consorts would be tempted
[12:08] CBE: to be helpful
[12:08] CBE: like the strange red scalebeast
[12:09] CCC: The little red guy, Mushu, doesn't do much.
[12:09] CCC: Even though he's a ~dragon~. He don't do that tongue thing, etc etc
[12:09] CAT: i dont
[12:09] CAT: eVen want to know
[12:09] CAT: about the tongue thing
[12:09] CCC: That thing snakes do.
[12:09] CCC: With their tongues.
[12:09] CBE: oh
[12:09] CAT: or what human scalebeasts do with them
[12:10] CCC: You'd get it if you watched the movie.
[12:10] FDA3: that5 a nice way of 5howing ca5te
[12:10] CBE: the heat-sensing thing
[12:10] CCC: Is that what it's for?
[12:10] CBE: yeah that shit's creepy
[12:10] FDA3: uniform5 with tho5e hem5
[12:10] CBE: I've seen it done in person
[12:10] CCC: I mean he can breathe fire so I don't know why he would do it.
[12:10] CBE: of course
[12:10] CBE: the scalebeast was roughly the size of a small transport...
[12:10] CAT: can we not
[12:10] CAT: talk about
[12:10] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi8kYcl2Y38 -)-(- And this is why trolls dont raise grubs.
[12:10] CCC: Why did you fight a large dragon.
[12:10] CAT: scalebeasts
[12:10] CAT: now or eVer again
[12:11] CBE: not a dragon
[12:11] CBE: that would be fucking stupid
[12:11] CBE: a scalebeast
[12:11] CBE: you know
[12:11] CCC: Oh fucking hell you found NEW DISNEY TOO
[12:11] CBE: slithery, no legs
[12:11] CAT: scalebeasts include dragons
[12:11] CCC: Oh, a snake.
[12:11] CAT: theyre just on the supersized end of the scale
[12:11] CAT: but again
[12:11] CAT: off the subject please
[12:11] CAT: now
[12:11] CBE: well yeah but we just call them dragons
[12:11] CBE: you don't
[12:11] CBE: fuck
[12:11] FDA3: that adult5 5o protective
[12:11] CBE: with dragons
[12:11] CAT: OFF
[12:12] CBE: but yeah
[12:12] CAT: THE SUBJECT
[12:12] CMA: dragons are fucking awesome
[12:12] CBE: point being
[12:12] CAT: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[12:12] CMA: i wish i could have one
[12:12] CBE: I had to fight the 'snake'
[12:12] FAC4: I w4nt dr4gon skulls!
[12:12] CCC: Calm down and watch some fucking disney.
[12:12] CMP: -)-(- Guys chill the fuck out on the dragon thing.
[12:12] CBE: it was trying to eat my lusus
[12:12] CAT: EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT DRAGONS
[12:12] CMA: do you know how much we would win if we had dragons guys
[12:12] FDA3: 5top te11ing u5 what to do
[12:13] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtEdhKOMgQ -)-(- I have no idea what this is but it looks awesome.
[12:13] CCC: It's not, trust me.
[12:13] CBE: all these songs are starting to get depressing
[12:13] FAC4: But wow wow wow... wow look 4t 4ll... the skulls it h4s!
[12:13] CCC: It's about a kind-of-dead-guy who is the not-actual king of one holiday learning about another.
[12:14] FDA3: your holiday5 have king5
[12:14] CBE: how the hell is someone kind-of-dead♫
[12:14] CMA: well thats one of those uh
[12:14] CMA: those cg movies right
[12:14] CCC: No. They don't.
[12:14] CCC: That's what makes it dumb.
[12:15] FDA3: >- arent you 5cared
[12:15] FDA3: no not rea11y
[12:15] CCC: Well he's a skeleton. But not a skeleton because he's clearly alive. So "kind of "dead.
[12:15] CMP: -)-(- Why the hell arent they mean if theyre trying to scare people?
[12:15] CMP: -)-(- Theyre doing it wrong.
[12:15] CCC: See? Not all human movies are GOOD or make SENSE.
[12:15] FDA3: may6e it5 a6out fi11ing you with anxiety
[12:16] FDA3: if theyre ju5t 5trangely nice
[12:16] CMA: theyre pretty creepy at times too
[12:16] FDA3: with ju5t enough creepine55 that you expect them to 5how their real face5
[12:16] FDA3: and they never do
[12:16] FAC4: Donov4n Donov4n Donov4n Donov4n... 4re there movies 4bout... skulls, m4ybe, 4re there????
[12:16] CBE: oh my god
[12:16] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc -)-(- Im not sure I have words for this one.
[12:16] CBE: Donovan don't answer her
[12:16] FDA3: i5 that guy a 5keleton
[12:17] CBE: ...oh my god
[12:17] CBE: did they write a song about Perrix♫
[12:17] CBE: there is a fake-human equivalent to Perrix
[12:17] CBE: oh my fuck
[12:17] CCC: I literally cannot handle you all right now. You're like shrieking kids in a goddamn candy store of videos.
[12:18] FDA3: and he ha5 a little cheerful moirail cheering him up
[12:18] CCC: And if you know someone who is even KIND OF like Gaston then I feel very sorry for you.
[12:18] CCC: And what the fuck is a moirail
[12:18] CMP: -)-(- I dont think hed be beating up his moirail.
[12:18] CBE: it's another quadrant thing
[12:18] CURRENT defectiveSaboteur [CDS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[12:18] CDS: O-Oh?;
[12:18] CBE: do you want me to explain it to you, seriously♫
[12:18] CBE: --oh
[12:18] CDS: He11o?;
[12:18] CBE: look who's alive
[12:18] FDA3: the little guy 5ay5 early on
[12:19] CPS: Bhara|!
[12:19] CDS: Did I configure 7hi5 progran correc71y?;
[12:19] FAC4: Oh, hello there, hello!
[12:19] FDA3: 5omething a6out not minding getting hit
[12:19] FDA3: im not rewinding it
[12:19] CBE: hey hacker
[12:19] CBE: the fuck you been♫
[12:19] FAC4: Oh th4t's the h4cker... pl4yer, um, Zur4he, m4ybe????
[12:19] CBE: yes, Avispa
[12:20] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTC7RkmHac -)-(- Human lowblood kicking ass and taking names.
[12:20] CCC: Oh god he sounds like such a fucking nerd
[12:20] CCC: Aladdin becomes a prince at the end.
[12:20] CCC: Spoilers, oops.
[12:20] FDA3: how do you 6ecome a prince
[12:20] CBE: I told you they're all differing scales of terrible
[12:20] FDA3: what doe5 that even mean
[12:20] CBE: --and yeah, the fuck♫
[12:21] CBE: you guys have ways of changing your--
[12:21] CBE: wait
[12:21] CMA: its a title in some places here
[12:21] CCC: You fuck a princess.
[12:21] CBE: never mind
[12:21] CDS: I apo1ogize for my ab5ence, my 7ime ha5 been con5umed wi7h 7racking down my 1u5u5 for qui7e 5ome 7ime.
[12:21] CBE: you guys all have
[12:21] CMA: like a literal title
[12:21] CBE: ~one blood color~
[12:21] CBE: fucking losers
[12:21] FAC4: Oh oh oh oh... did your lusus get... 4w4y or get lost?
[12:21] FDA3: oh
[12:21] CMP: -)-(- Its easy for them to move up in caste status with that it seems like.
[12:21] FDA3: 5o get in a quadrant with a high6lood and get 5ome of the 6enefit5
[12:22] CBE: wow
[12:22] CDS: When I en7ered 7he game, he wa5 5cared away by 5ome ra7her rambunc7iou5 imp5.
[12:22] CDS: Fire wa5 invo1ved.
[12:22] CBE: at least you survived
[12:22] CBE: more than I can say for ~some~ morons
[12:22] CDS: Thankfu11y, my hive 57i11 57and5, bu7 my 1u5u5 ran away.
[12:22] FAC4: Oh no, um, but... you're both fine, y4y!
[12:22] FAC4: Or um, w4it h4ve... you found him yet?
[12:22] CMA: hey thats pretty mean
[12:22] FDA3: did he find more imp5
[12:22] CMA: just because we have one blood color doesnt mean were all losers
[12:23] CDS: I am no7 5ure if he found more imp5 or no7;
[12:23] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCH5dp0PxsY -)-(- Calling bullshit on this one.
[12:23] CDS: I never ac7ua11y found him, bu7 when I came back 7o my hive, he wa5 wai7ing here for me;
[12:24] CDS: A-A15o, 7he5e video5 7ha7 keep being 1inked;
[12:24] CBE: ...why are you calling bullshit♫
[12:24] CDS: I fee1 a5 if I have mi55ed 5ome7hing?;
[12:24] CBE: oh
[12:24] CBE: someone linked musical human videos
[12:24] CMP: -)-(- Because look what the fuck happens he goes from like twig to massive in an instant.
[12:24] FAC4: Some of them 4re... very interesting, I think!
[12:24] CMA: its a cartoon
[12:24] CBE: I think it's another montage thing
[12:24] FAC4: But um, only some.
[12:24] CBE: so like
[12:24] CBE: time passes
[12:24] CBE: yadda, yadda
[12:25] CMP: -)-(- That would have taken sweeps.
[12:25] CMA: its also a cartoon so its drawn
[12:25] CMA: so it doesnt have to be entirely realistic
[12:25] FDA3: he5 5cary 5trong at the 5tart
[12:25] CDS: Ooh, human mu5ica1 video recording5?;
[12:25] CDS: Sound5 very educa7iona1!;
[12:25] CMA: after all this is about a mythical guy that had extreme strength
[12:25] CBE: I'm that strong
[12:25] CMA: he could pick anything up from the very beginning
[12:25] CMA: so the muscles really dont matter
[12:25] CBE: it's not that impressive
[12:25] CAT: im like an abused matesprit that doesnt know when to call it quits
[12:25] CMP: -)-(- I guess its supposed to be for humans.
[12:25] CBE: oh
[12:26] CMA: are you really that strong??
[12:26] CMA: ive never met anyone that strong
[12:26] FDA3: if they dont matter why doe5 it change like that =:\
[12:26] FAC4: She definitely is, yes!
[12:26] FDA3: ...
[12:26] FDA3: 5eriou5ly
[12:26] CBE: yeah
[12:27] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFVG4VfPmg -)-(- Why the fuck would anyone trust someone like that?
[12:27] CMA: woooooooooooow
[12:27] CMP: -)-(- Like how fucking dumb is that girl?
[12:27] CMA: shes naive
[12:27] CMA: and young
[12:27] CMP: -)-(- And lacks common sense.
[12:27] CBE: she reminds me of someone...
[12:27] CDS: A-And a15o apparen71y 5ome kind of aqua7ic being?;
[12:27] CMP: -)-(- She like tells them outright she fucked those people over.
[12:27] CMA: shes so desperate to be like the surface humans that she believes anything
[12:28] CBE: well
[12:28] CDS: And who doe5 5he remind you of?, BE?;
[12:28] CBE: gotta give the tentaclebitch this much
[12:28] CMA: and ursula (the octopus like woman) is singing so the mermaid isnt hearing everything shes saying
[12:28] CBE: she knows how to work a musical
[12:28] CBE: oh
[12:28] CBE: uh
[12:28] CMA: its how music numbers work in these movies
[12:28] CBE: bG
[12:28] CDS: Ah, ye5, I am afraid I mu57 agree;
[12:28] CBE: and a little of Phylus and Avispa
[12:29] FAC4: W4it um, of me?
[12:29] CMP: -)-(- It should be concerning you can name several that lack such common sense.
[12:29] CBE: uh
[12:29] CBE: what do you think I've been saying
[12:29] CBE: SINCE WE STARTED THIS GAME♫♪♪♪♪
[12:29] CBE: --oh hell no
[12:30] CBE: that tentaclebitch
[12:30] CBE: took
[12:30] CBE: her
[12:30] CBE: voice
[12:30] CDS: ...oh, goodne55;
[12:30] CBE: wow, nope I take it back
[12:30] CMA: yep
[12:30] CMA: shes a bitch
[12:30] CMA: a big one
[12:30] CBE: someone needs to shank her but good
[12:30] CMP: -)-(- Major bitch.
[12:30] CDS: Wha7 a 5coundre1;
[12:30] CMA: she gets hers in the end
[12:30] CBE: good
[12:30] CMA: she gets hers good
[12:30] FAC4: Oh but th4t's very... import4nt, it is, yes!
[12:30] CBE: that's a shitty thing to take
[12:30] CMA: she like
[12:30] FAC4: I'm going to try... to le4rn more from... th4t, I 4m, yes.
[12:30] CMA: tries to take over everything
[12:30] CMA: and becomes giant
[12:30] CBE: ...well
[12:30] CMA: and she gets her ass busted
[12:31] CBE: sounds like a seadweller at least
[12:31] CCC: I can't wait until you all discover Up.
[12:31] CAT: why has this become human moVie hour
[12:31] CDS: Becau5e human movie5 5eem very in7ere57ing, perhap5?;
[12:31] CAT: my future self said the waste hits the rotary deVice and SOON
[12:31] CAT: and were all fucking around in here
[12:31] CBE: all the singing is pretty great
[12:31] CAT: doing fuck all productiVe
[12:32] CMP: -)-(- Your future self also gave me one of the first links so this is your fault.
[12:32] CBE: ...and wow girly who got her voice stolen is pretty fabulous
[12:32] FDA3: it5 an ea5y way of 5howing u5 thing5 that confu5e u5 a6out each other
[12:32] FDA3: plu5 mu5ic
[12:32] CBE: singing-wise, that is
[12:32] CAT: ...what the fuck future me
[12:32] CDS: She doe5 have a nice voice, you are correc7;
[12:32] CBE: I used to be better, of course
[12:32] CAT: what in gods name were you thinking
[12:32] CBE: but still
[12:32] CBE: not bad
[12:32] CDS: I do no7 doub7 i7, Zurahe;
[12:32] CDS: A15o, ju57 becau5e I am here, doe5 no7 nece55ari1y mean I am no7 doing any7hing produc7ive;
[12:32] CAT: were you expecting these idiots to be productiVe if you giVe them eVen a hint of a distraction
[12:32] CCC: Hey, hey DS.
[12:33] CCC: Do you know what an apostrophe is.
[12:33] CDS: Why ye5, I do, CC;
[12:33] CDS: Why do you a5k?;
[12:33] FAT2: actually i just gaVe a more high quality link than the one that was already giVen
[12:33] FAT2: nothing changed at all really
[12:33] CCC: Because you aren't using them.
[12:33] CAT: ugh get out
[12:33] CAT: i dont eVen want to hear it
[12:34] FAT2: just sayin
[12:34] CDS: I am no7?;
[12:34] CBE: it sounds even more ridiculous in person
[12:34] CBE: like
[12:34] CDS: Hmm, perhap5 I 5imp1y do no7 u5e word5 7ha7 require apo57rophe5 very frequen71y;
[12:34] CBE: Donny we actually talk like we type
[12:34] CBE: he ~literally~ sounds like that
[12:34] FDA3: hey avi5pa i found a 5ku11 one
[12:34] FDA3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQxl4Ae84w
[12:35] CURRENT tetchyTmesis [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[12:35] CTT: what. is. this.
[12:35] FAC4: Oh y4y, y4y, skulls... skulls, skulls, skulls, y4y!
[12:35] CMA: wess!!
[12:35] FAC4: There 4re so m4ny!
[12:35] CCC: he seriously fucking sounds like that you have to be kidding me how the fuck does someone exist talking like theyre fucking centuries old
[12:35] CTT: hey.
[12:35] FAC4: Th4nk you, Duri4n, yes!
[12:35] CBE: I dunno
[12:35] CBE: that's just how he talks
[12:35] FDA3: 5ecret cultural relation5 interface 6la66er
[12:35] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3uoQB7wfGA
[12:36] CDS: Oh, goodne55. Do57 7hou have human necromancer5 on Ear7h?;
[12:36] CCC: Oh look, it's finally another human.
[12:36] CBE: from what I gather I used to talk a little bird-like before the whole
[12:36] CCC: dost thou
[12:36] CBE: thing
[12:36] CCC: you are fucking shitting me how can someone talk like such a fag holy shit
[12:36] FAC4: W4it um, "necrom4ncer", Bh4r4l?
[12:36] CBE: someone who brings people back from the dead
[12:36] CCC: no we dont have necromancers unless you count one of the most prominent religions on the planet that worships a zombie
[12:36] FAC4: W4it those exist, m4ybe????
[12:36] CDS: bE i5 correc7;
[12:36] CBE: no
[12:37] CDS: A necromancer i5 one who ho1d5 magica1 con7ro1 over 7he dead;
[12:37] CBE: at least, I ain't ever heard of one
[12:37] CDS: Nei7her have I;
[12:37] FAC4: Oh no, does th4t... me4n they're fiction4l too?
[12:37] CDS: I be1ieve 7hey are en7ire1y fic7iona1, bu7 I know 1i771e abou7 human cu57om5;
[12:37] CBE: hey, Avispa
[12:37] CBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQxl4Ae84w
[12:37] CCC: Humanity as a whole is about ten times as interesting as your people, DS.
[12:38] FDA3: i 6eat you to it
[12:38] CTT: ok. ive. only. been. here. for. what.
[12:38] CTT: a minute.
[12:38] CTT: but.
[12:38] CTT: this. is. boring.
[12:38] CCC: I mean, look at how the entire chatroom is freaking out over just clips of our damned movies.
[12:38] CTT: let. me. show you.
[12:38] CBE: well
[12:38] CCC: Blow something up then, kid.
[12:38] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=DB5xtmCN7-w&feature=endscreen -)-(- What am I looking at?
[12:38] CBE: to be fair
[12:38] CTT: something. cool.
[12:38] CBE: we don't have anything so
[12:38] CBE: musical, usually
[12:38] CMP: -)-(- I think the pink hoofbeast is scarier than the other guy.
[12:38] FAC4: This is 4 very... good video I c4n... w4tch it forever, yes!
[12:38] FDA3: origina11y we were exchanging info on what weve learn a6out the game
[12:38] CDS: How much do57 7hou know abou7 A17ernian 5ocie7y, 7hough, CC?;
[12:39] CAA ceased responding to memo.
[12:39] CTT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn_HFEDNZ_Q
[12:39] CTT: this.
[12:39] FDA3: now were ju5t 5ending each other mu5ic
[12:39] FDA3: he11
[12:39] FDA3: fucking
[12:39] FDA3: ye5
[12:39] CBE: ooo
[12:39] CTT: whatever. youre. showing. is lacking. this.
[12:39] CBE: explosions
[12:39] CDS: I-I5 7hi5 a15o fic7iona1?;
[12:39] CBE: I could do without the shitty xylophone though
[12:39] FAC4: Oh no why 4re... there so m4ny explosions!!!!
[12:40] CTT: no. its. real.
[12:40] CCC: Well, apparently you all hatefuck when you're not lovefuck-ing. And you're so bad at relationships that you need someone specifically to be your fucking keeper. And you're like bugs.
[12:40] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEpavnk7Uw -)-(- Oh hey guys its the girl he was talking about to the fire.
[12:40] FDA3: that 5pinning plane
[12:40] CMP: -)-(- She doesnt seem as bad as the guy made her out to be.
[12:40] CAT: i cant belieVe the shit youre all wasting your time on
[12:40] CBE: whoa
[12:40] CBE: babe
[12:40] CBE: hella babe alert
[12:40] CCC: Yeah, these explosions all totally happened.
[12:40] CDS: T-Tha7 i5 par7ia11y correc7, I 5uppo5e, CC;
[12:40] FDA3: theyre reminding me of meteor5 too much
[12:41] CMP: -)-(- She is pretty hot for an alien.
[12:41] FDA3: im going to watch the other one =:/
[12:41] CBE: so question
[12:41] FAC4: Oh no the meteors... were very sc4ry, yes...
[12:41] CBE: do humans walk around
[12:41] CDS: Though I am a15o no7 a very big fan of A17ernian 5ocie7y, 5o I do no7 rea1y know why I wou1d bo7her 7o defend i7;
[12:41] CBE: singing about random shit a lot♫
[12:41] CCC: No.
[12:41] FDA3: 5inging at random o6ject5
[12:41] CCC: Well, some of the weird ones do.
[12:41] CTT: yes.
[12:41] CBE: or is that just the movies♫
[12:41] CMA: its just the movies
[12:41] CCC: Most of the time we sing about things that matter.
[12:41] CMP: -)-(- Movies are always better than real life.
[12:41] CBE: damn
[12:42] CAT: ...is that maria
[12:42] CBE: I was hoping I'd get to watch some of you spontaneously burst into song
[12:42] CCC: No, it's Esmerelda.
[12:42] CMP: -)-(- No I think its the gypsie girl.
[12:42] CBE: I thought her fucking name was Maria♪
[12:42] CCC: Some of us might, if you watch for long enough.
[12:42] CCC: And give backup music.
[12:42] CCC: And some special effects.
[12:42] CAT: is she the human equiValent of a lowblood
[12:42] CDS: Given wha7 we can a1chemize, 5ome of 7ha7 migh7 be po55ib1e.
[12:43] CBE: I don't know what she is
[12:43] CBE: other than a babe
[12:43] CDS: The backup mu5ic and 5pecia1 effec75, I mean.
[12:43] FDA3: no maria wa5 the fire
[12:43] CBE: ...oh
[12:43] CBE: well
[12:43] CAT: she sounds like she is
[12:43] FDA3: thi5 one i5 the 5iren
[12:43] CBE: that's a stupid name for a fire
[12:43] CDS: Why wou1d you name a fire?
[12:43] CCC: She's "the human equivalent of a lowblood" in this one particular place. Chances are, people treat her differently in other places.
[12:43] FDA3: there wa5 a per5on in the fire
[12:43] CBE: who the fuck even knows♫♪
[12:43] CCC: Because the man who named the fire was confused.
[12:43] CCC: About many things.
[12:43] CDS: Ah, I 5ee;
[12:43] CCC: Especially sex.
[12:43] CDS: I am 1earning 5o much abou7 human cu57om5!;
[12:43] CBE: oh
[12:43] CBE: ...
[12:43] CMP: -)-(- Looks like Maria is something to do with God and that religion.
[12:43] CBE: suddenly
[12:44] CBE: a lot more things make sense
[12:44] CMP: -)-(- So he was praying to Maria and God?
[12:44] FAC4: I'm le4rning more but... still 4 little confused.
[12:44] CBE: boning always makes things make sense
[12:44] CCC: Kind of. To his God, not to Maria.
[12:44] CMP: -)-(- But he was talking to her at the beginning.
[12:44] CDS: I am 57i11 very confu5ed, bu7 am enjoying 7he nice mu5ic, a7 1ea57;
[12:44] CBE: maybe he talks to his stupid god via the maria-fire♫
[12:45] CCC: No, he's just weird.
[12:45] CMP: -)-(- I keep telling you the fire was probably just symbolic for something but thats not getting through is it?
[12:45] CDS: So Maria 7a1k5 7o 7heir god?;
[12:45] CDS: Do you have fire die7ie5?;
[12:45] CBE: I told you I suck at that symbolism shit
[12:45] CBE: I hit things
[12:46] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsV4bWPHsY -)-(- I have no idea what theyre saying but I kind of want to learn that dance.
[12:46] CBE: and if that don't fix them, I hit them ~harder~
[12:46] FDA3: youre not 5aying what it5 5ym6olic for
[12:46] FDA3: what i5 there to get
[12:46] FAC4: But th4t doesn't 4lw4ys... solve it, Zur4he, no.
[12:46] CDS: Oh, a15o con5idering my...uh, Chumro11, i5 i7? I5 57i11 emp7y, I 5hou1d add you a11;
[12:47] FDA3: ye5 do that
[12:47] FAC4: Oh, yes, Bh4r4l, y4y!
[12:47] CMA: ill add almost all of you
[12:47] CBE: well that's what the hell you're around for, Avispa
[12:48] FAC4: Oh, yes, y4y, I... 4m, I c4n solve... the puzzles, 4bsolutely, yes!
[12:48] CBE: oh, that dance is neat
[12:48] CDS: I7 i5 indeed an in7ere57ing dance;
[12:48] CBE: are you humans aquatic too♫
[12:48] CTT: are. we.
[12:49] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0 -)-(- What am I looking at?
[12:49] CMP: -)-(- I looked up human dance styles and found this
[12:49] CTT: only. on. the. 21st. of. every. month. bro.
[12:49] CDS: O-Oh my;
[12:49] CMA: oh my god you found gangnam style.
[12:49] FAC4: Oh no is he... burning in the sun????
[12:49] CTT: what.
[12:49] FAC4: No, w4it, um, huh?
[12:49] FDA3: hi5 gla55e5 are opaque enough
[12:49] CDS: I have no idea wha7 7hi5 human i5 5aying, bu7 he cer7ain1y 5eem5 very en7hu5ia57ic abou7 i7!;
[12:50] CDS: A15o, why i5 he in a hurricane;
[12:50] CDS: Tho5e women 1ook unhappy;
[12:50] CMA: its a crazy song
[12:50] CMP: -)-(- I have no idea whats going on in this video.
[12:50] FAC4: Oh, wh4t w4s on... th4t hum4n's skin, m4ybe?
[12:50] FAC4: Th4t didn't m4tch the... rest of him, no!
[12:50] CDS: ...7ha7 5ure wa5 a gra7ui7ou5 exp1o5ion;
[12:50] FDA3: explo5ion!
[12:50] CMA: the point of the song is to be over the top
[12:50] CDS: And why i5 he prancing 7oward5 peop1e?;
[12:50] CBE: what is even going on anymore♫
[12:50] CMP: -)-(- I dont even know.
[12:50] CBE: the more pressing question is
[12:51] CBE: why
[12:51] CDS: And he keep5 making 57range noi5e5 wi7h hi5 mou7h;
[12:51] CBE: is he screaming
[12:51] FDA3: that 5ure i5 a55
[12:51] FAC4: Th4t m4n is we4ring... 4ll yellow, wow, wow!
[12:51] CBE: at those butts♫
[12:51] CDS: I wou1d a15o 1ike an an5wer 7o 7hi5 que57ion, Zurahe;
[12:51] CMP: -)-(- Maybe hes mad at them because hes like the guy who was screaming at the fire?
[12:51] CDS: I ju57...;
[12:51] CCC: I
[12:51] CBE: I'm so
[12:51] FDA3: he 5eem5 5o happy with dancing
[12:51] CCC: you are all so bad at humans
[12:51] CDS: I7 i5 no7 frequen71y 7ha7 word5 fai1 me;
[12:51] CBE: well
[12:51] CDS: I kind of have a 1o7 of 7hem;
[12:51] CBE: humans are fucking weird
[12:51] CBE: also
[12:51] CMA: hes singing about living the famous life
[12:51] CDS: Bu7 7hi5 i5 one of 7ho5e 7ime5;
[12:51] CMA: basically
[12:51] FDA3: he 5eem5 to get over it when they ignore him
[12:52] CBE: how many languages
[12:52] CMA: and making fun of what other people think its like
[12:52] CBE: do you jerks speak♫♪
[12:52] CMA: way too many
[12:52] CCC: A lot.
[12:52] FAC4: Everything is so colorful.
[12:52] CTT: i. didnt. know. you. spoke. korean. lily.
[12:52] CCC: I'd say we could count them but we can't.
[12:52] CCC: Wess, it's not that hard to use Google.
[12:52] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuLPJg2gwjQ -)-(- Hey I found out what German is.
[12:52] CBE: how do you learn them all♫
[12:52] CTT: but.
[12:52] CTT: its. so. hard. to care.
[12:52] CBE: that would take way too much schoolfeeding
[12:53] CAT: ugh
[12:53] CAT: fuck this
[12:53] CAT: fuck eVerything
[12:53] CCC: You don't learn them all.
[12:53] CURRENT barefootGibbous [CBG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[12:53] CBG: owo
[12:53] FDA3: w6 niknik
[12:53] CAT: yknow what im gonna go figure out some way that at least some of us dont die
[12:53] CCC: Because the chances of needing to know more than your own language are that small.
[12:53] CDS: Gree7ing5, Nikka1!;
[12:53] CAT: feel free to not join me
[12:53] CBG: hihi evewybunny ^w^/
[12:53] CMA: i dont know korean wess!
[12:53] FDA3: you11 6e 6ack
[12:53] CMA: i looked up the translation on google
[12:53] CAT: i know you all wont
[12:53] CCC: Okay! I don't think my team is going to be as piss-poor as yours, so we should be fine, pussy.
[12:53] CMP: -)-(- Lyn did you get what I said earlier about working on my hiVe?
[12:53] FAC4: Um, good luck, Lyn!
[12:53] CDS: Thi5 man 5ound5 very angry in 7hi5 5ong.
[12:54] FDA3: keep doing that inevita6ility thing your future you wa5 doing
[12:54] CCC: Nik, you just missed some videos you would like.
[12:54] CMA: nah hes just being over the top ds
[12:54] FDA3: te11 u5 the thing5 we wi11 do
[12:54] CBG: oh weawwy ?w?
[12:54] CMP: -)-(- He may sound angry but its kind of cool.
[12:54] CMA: he isnt angry
[12:54] CMA: that last girl in the video?
[12:54] CMA: she sings her own version of that song
[12:54] CBE: http://youtu.be/wcLNteez3c4
[12:54] CBE: I think I just found it
[12:54] CBE: actually
[12:54] CBE: how doe she
[12:54] CBE: walk in those things♫
[12:55] CBE: and why is her voice so high♫
[12:55] CCC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cOT4T2jDho Nik, watch this.
[12:55] CDS: Thi5 video i5 even more my57eriou5 7han 7he 1a57 one;
[12:55] CMP: -)-(- Holy shit shes adorable.
[12:55] CAT, FAT2, FAT1 ceased responding to memo.
[12:55] CMA: yeah thats it
[12:55] CBE: do all your girls
[12:55] FDA3: with a lot of wi66ling
[12:55] CTT: fat.
[12:55] CBE: walk around wearing such...
[12:55] CBG: omg
[12:55] CBE: stupid clothes♫
[12:55] CTT: cat.
[12:55] CBG: wittwe wabbit foo foo
[12:55] CTT: really.
[12:56] CBG: OwO
[12:56] CMA: no they dont
[12:56] CMA: each country has their own sort of fashion
[12:56] CBE: okay
[12:56] CBE: and no one answered my question about her shoes like
[12:56] CBE: how the fuck do those even work♫
[12:56] CMA: its weird
[12:56] FDA3: >- with a lot of wi66ling
[12:56] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU -)-(- Check out those shoes
[12:56] CCC: magic
[12:56] CMP: -)-(- I approve of that version the most.
[12:56] FAC4: They seem very sc4ry...
[12:56] CMA: see theyre called high heels
[12:56] FDA3: 5he 5way5 a lot in them
[12:56] CDS: Bu7 I 7hough7 you human5 did no7 have magic?;
[12:57] CCC: Sorry, I mean science.
[12:57] CMA: they make you stand taller
[12:57] CCC: They're indistinguishable in our culture.
[12:57] CBE: wow
[12:57] CBE: that sure is
[12:57] CMA: and make you look more uh
[12:57] CBE: a lot of ~moving~
[12:57] CMA: dignified
[12:57] CMA: apparently
[12:57] CBE: heehee
[12:57] CCC: That's sarcasm, by the way.
[12:57] CMA: i dont really like them
[12:57] CDS: O-Oh;
[12:57] CDS: I wa5 exci7ed abou7 7he magic for a momen7;
[12:57] CURRENT gyrateConnoisseur [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[12:57] CGC: What's this about fashion? Fashion, what's this about?
[12:57] FDA3: do they u5e 5hoekind
[12:57] CBG: wooowwwww dis dance
[12:57] CCC: Oh holy shit it's the fashion police.
[12:57] FDA3: you could pro6a6ly put out an eye with them
[12:58] CDS: Gree7ing5, new per5on!;
[12:58] CMA: you could!
[12:58] CTT: ugh.
[12:58] CBE: those short are
[12:58] CBE: impractical as fuck
[12:58] CBE: but
[12:58] CDS: J-Ju57 a bi7;
[12:58] FDA3: who i5 thi5
[12:58] CBE: the view is niiiiiiiice
[12:58] CMP: -)-(- Very nice.
[12:58] CMA: her voice is high because a lot of people who live in korea, and countries around it have higher pitched voices
[12:58] FDA3: i thought i knew a11 the 6lue6lood5 in the game
[12:58] CGC: Yes. You're due in court for your many offenses and transgressions, Donovan. I foresee life inprinsonment, with no chance for parole, nor bail.
[12:58] CTT: theres. always. that. one. member. who. doesnt. know. the. dance. properly.
[12:59] CCC: Eh, I'll probably live.
[12:59] CTT: or. is. off. in. some. way.
[12:59] CBE: yeah
[12:59] CBE: I'm noticing
[12:59] CBE: but they also
[12:59] CDS: We11, 7hi5 per5on men7ioned no7hing of execu7ion, CC;
[12:59] CBE: have a lot of videos to watch
[12:59] CBE: it seems
[12:59] CMP: -)-(- Look at those shoes give them a break.
[12:59] CDS: They do 5eem ra7her imprac7ica1;
[12:59] CCC: Oh, also, women in our societies are forced to wear garbs like this to fend off unwanted mates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay8qnyoiTb0
[12:59] CBG: dis dance wooks so fun *w*
[01:00] CCC: That's because a life of suffering and imprisonment can be worse than death if you try hard enough.
[01:00] CDS: Thi5 i5 accura7e.
[01:00] CDS: And wha7 i5 7ha7 woman wearing?;
[01:00] CBE: ...oh
[01:00] CBE: I found another one and
[01:00] CGC: Exactly.
[01:00] CBE: I must know
[01:00] CBE: who this Beyonce is
[01:00] CCC: Another what.
[01:00] CBE: another dancing video
[01:00] CBE: but that's not the important part
[01:00] CBE: the voice on this Beyonce human
[01:00] CDS: ...i-i5;
[01:00] CBE: is impressive
[01:01] CDS: I5 5he wearing mea7?;
[01:01] CTT: hahahahaha.
[01:01] CDS: Why wou1d 5he do 7ha7?;
[01:01] CCC: ...oh. Only one of the God-Empresses of mankind. The Church of Knowles is a rapidly growing religious movement among young adults of some societies.
[01:01] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY -)-(- This is Beyonce apparently.
[01:01] CBE: She's wearing meat, yes Bharal
[01:01] CBE: and damn
[01:01] FDA3: multiple empre55e5
[01:01] CGC: Praise Beyoncé.
[01:01] CBE: your unwanted mates must be persistent if she's reduced to that
[01:01] CDS: Are your God-Empre55e5 cho5en becau5e of 7heir voca1 7a1en7?;
[01:02] CBE: . . .I may require
[01:02] CCC: No.
[01:02] CBE: more knowledge
[01:02] CCC: Ot
[01:02] CBE: on this church of Knowles
[01:02] FDA3: i5 a ring 5uppo5ed to 6e a marker or a co11ar
[01:02] CBE: because I will usurp her but good
[01:02] CBG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEZjP1HzATE ooohhhhh wook at what niknik found ^w^
[01:02] CCC: It's a combination between mind control used to enthrall masses and the ability to fight to the death in pitched combat.
[01:02] CDS: And why i5 i7 7he Church of Know1e5 if her name i5 Beyonce?;
[01:02] CTT: and. hair.
[01:02] CTT: they. have. to. be. hairy.
[01:03] CBE: ...oh
[01:03] CDS: Your God-Empre55e5 5ound di57urbing 1ike Her Imperia1 Conde5cencion;
[01:03] CBE: I cut my hair
[01:03] CBE: damn
[01:03] CBE: I knew that was a bad decision
[01:03] CCC: No, she's benevolent. Recently a mother.
[01:03] CDS: Wha7 i5 a mo7her?;
[01:03] CBE: ...what the fuck is a mother♫
[01:03] FDA3: that
[01:03] CCC: i
[01:03] CCC: what
[01:03] FDA3: i5 a ra66it
[01:03] CCC: someone who has a direct descendant as a result of sexual reproduction
[01:03] CBG: hehehehehe
[01:03] CBE: also your God-Empress' battle garb seems very ineffective
[01:04] CBE: especially with those shoes
[01:04] CTT: are. you. sure.
[01:04] CTT: how. do. you. know.
[01:04] FDA3: i5 it 5inging a6out it5 mate5pirit
[01:04] CCC: That's not her battle garb, dipshit.
[01:04] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk -)-(- Hey BE check this out.
[01:04] CBE: oh
[01:04] CBE: it isn't♫
[01:04] CDS: We11, if 5he i5 any7hing 1ike Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion, 5he migh7 no7 require ba771e garb a7 a11.
[01:04] CBE: ...
[01:04] CCC: Look, I'm not a member of the Church of Knowles, I only have basic knowledge.
[01:04] CBE: what am I watching
[01:05] CTT: you. have. to ask. eric. for. deeper. knowledge.
[01:05] CBE: your women are
[01:05] CBE: so weirdly-dressed
[01:05] CCC: You know, I don't quite know what you're watching there either.
[01:05] CBE: although
[01:05] CBE: extremely attractive
[01:06] CDS: I5 7hi5 Eric a member of 7he Church of Know1e5?
[01:06] CBE: are these singers part of the church of Knowles♫
[01:06] CCC: Oh, Nik, found a video detailing the country of Sweden and their culture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4
[01:06] CDS: I5 EVERYONE a member of 7he Church of Know1e5?;
[01:06] CCC: Look I don't fucking know.
[01:06] CBE: do I have to beat them before I can challenge the God-Empress♫
[01:06] CTT: yes.
[01:06] CBG: ooohhhhhhh niknik knows dis one OwO
[01:06] CCC: I already said I'm not, so I might just be the odd man out.
[01:06] CTT: shes. extremely. devout.
[01:07] CDS: I wi11 have 7o a5k her abou7 7hi5 Church and i7'5 way5, 7hen;
[01:07] CBG: its one of nikniks favowites
[01:07] CBE: the short one with the color-changing hair won't be a challenge
[01:07] CBG: heeheehee
[01:07] CCC: Also yes, you have to survive a horde of bardic battle maidens.
[01:07] CBE: but
[01:07] CTT: sure. i. encourage. you. to.
[01:07] CCC: They are immortal, by the way. To become a bardic battle maiden is to become immortal.
[01:07] CBE: this one with the yellow hair
[01:07] FAC4: .... .... .... ....
[01:07] CBE: she's almost on par with the God-Empress in terms of vocal talent
[01:07] CDS: Bardic ba771e maiden5, you 5ay?;
[01:07] CDS: How doe5 7ha7 work?;
[01:08] CBE: this is gonna be ~awesome~
[01:08] CCC: Which one with yellow hair? I'm not looking for that one fucking video you're talking about through all this text.
[01:08] CDS: And how do 7hey become immor7a1 wi7hou7 magic?;
[01:08] CBE: uh...
[01:08] CCC: It's part of an unknown, likely occult ritual that may or may not involve animal sacrifices.
[01:08] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I -)-(- I officially dont understand humans.
[01:08] CBE: I searched all of them
[01:08] CDS: Bu7 if you do no7 have magic, how do you have occu17 ri7ua15?;
[01:08] CBE: the one named 'Christina Aguilera'
[01:08] CBE: ...is she ancient♫
[01:09] CBE: her title has enough letters for it
[01:09] CTT: what. do. you. mean.
[01:09] CCC: Oh, that's the Cult of the Little Monsters or something like that.
[01:09] CCC: The link with the most recent video, not Aguilera.
[01:09] CDS: Human'5 7heo1ogica1 op7ion5 5ound very diver5e;
[01:09] CCC: They are incredibly diverse.
[01:09] FDA3: completely unrelated to any of thi5
[01:09] FDA3: >- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBvfVJu8-U
[01:09] CBG: what is niknik watching
[01:09] FDA3: i am 5eriou5ly impre55ed
[01:09] CBE: they sound way better than the stupid clown religion we got stuck with
[01:09] CDS: Thi5 "Cu17 of 7he Li771e Mon57er5", 7he aforemen7ioned Church of Know1e5...;
[01:10] CCC: ...clown religion?
[01:10] CDS: Le7 i7 be 5aid, now 7ha7 A17ernia i5 gone, 7ha7 I am a15o no7 a fan of our 57upid c1own re1igion;
[01:10] CCC: Fuck clowns.
[01:10] CBE: yeah
[01:10] CCC: Seriously, if you all have a fucking clown religion, it explains why everything is so fucking WEIRD.
[01:10] CMP: -)-(- Holy shit.
[01:10] CMP: -)-(- You wont fucking believe what I just found.
[01:10] CBE: fucking highbloods and their stupid beliefs
[01:10] CDS: Le7 i7 a15o be 5aid 7ha7 7here wa5 much abou7 A17ernia I wa5 no7 a fan of;
[01:10] CPS: that stupid c|own re|igin can go burn
[01:10] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
[01:10] CPS: is what i'm saying
[01:11] CDS: ....o-oh, wow;
[01:11] CCC: NOPE I'M NOT WATCHING THAT fuck that shit
[01:11] CBE: wow
[01:11] FDA3: human5 have it too
[01:11] CBE: fuck clowns
[01:11] CTT: the. fact. that. you. have. a. clown. religion. at. all.
[01:11] CMP: -)-(- Humans have it too according to this.
[01:11] CDS: I am no7 5ure if 7hi5 i5 b1a5phemou5 or divine;
[01:11] CTT: all. lies.
[01:11] CCC: They're not really much of a religion. It turns out that they were actually serving as proxies for another religion, if my memory isn't bullshit.
[01:11] CMP: -)-(- At least you guys didnt have to deal with that shit in your neighborhood.
[01:12] CCC: Oh, some of us did. Easy enough to avoid though.
[01:12] CDS: Proxie5 for ano7her re1igion?;
[01:12] CCC: Yeah, let me go do some research.
[01:12] CDS: I5 7here much dup1ici7ou5 evange1i5m in human cu17ure?;
[01:13] CCC: Yep.
[01:13] CTT: we. wouldnt. be. human. without. it.
[01:13] CBE: what♫
[01:13] CDS: I 5uppo5e 7he down5ide 7o 5uch a broad array of op7ion5 i5 7ha7 no7 a11 of 7hem are good one5;
[01:13] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CMejecRpWI -)-(- This reminds me of something.
[01:14] CMP: -)-(- Kappy, you should look at that one too.
[01:14] CBE: oh my god
[01:14] CBE: http://youtu.be/VBmMU_iwe6U
[01:14] CBE: she really is their God-Empress
[01:14] CBE: she made a song about it
[01:15] CBE: ...shit, this bitch is majestic as fuck
[01:15] CDS: ...huh;
[01:15] CCC: Do you see why she has such a following now?
[01:15] CDS: I 7hough7 CC wa5 joking;
[01:15] CDS: I wi11 7ake wha7 you 5ay wi7h many 1e55 grain5 of 5a17 now;
[01:15] CBE: is this video a dramatic re-tellling of her rise to power♫
[01:15] CCC: I never joke, asshole.
[01:15] CTT: did. you. seriously. doubt. us.
[01:15] CGC: A broken clock is still right twice a day.
[01:15] CTT: wow.
[01:16] CGC: Even Donovan has his moments.
[01:16] CDS: Wha7 i5 5he doing wi7h her 5hou1der5?;
[01:16] CGC: Donovan has his moments, even.
[01:16] FAC4: W4it, w4it w4it w4it.
[01:16] CBE: I don't know
[01:16] CCC: It's not very dramatic, but I think it has a basis in history.
[01:16] CBE: but she's just
[01:16] CDS: Oh, i5 CC Donovan? Nice 7o mee7 you, Donovan!;
[01:16] CBE: <3
[01:16] CBE: of course, I'll have to kill her to take over
[01:17] CBE: but still
[01:17] FDA3: wait why are you to55ing a heart out there
[01:17] CCC: I wish I could say the same, but you insulted my honesty and I am now offendeed with you, DS.
[01:17] CDS: I7 5ound5 1ike i7 wi11 be an impre55ive figh7;
[01:17] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo -)-(- This reminds me of someone but it could be the pink.
[01:17] CDS: O-Oh! I apo1ogize, Donovan;
[01:17] FAC4: But you're lying, Donov4n.
[01:17] CCC: You do realize that it doesn't matter since she's probably dead, right?
[01:17] CBE: ...oh
[01:17] CBE: dammit
[01:17] CDS: You know, 7ha7 mean5 7ha7 7he po5i7ion i5 open;
[01:17] CGC: Just the body.
[01:18] FAC4: Donov4n Donov4n Donov4n Donov4n.
[01:18] CTT: oh. right. cheezits.
[01:18] CBE: she seems to enjoy my color a lot
[01:18] CGC: Her music is eternal and will continue to live on.
[01:18] CDS: A5 i5 7he way wi7h mo57 dei7ie5, I a55ume;
[01:18] CCC: Yep. And so her reign will continue until the end of time.
[01:18] CTT: this. leaves. what.
[01:18] CTT: faye. and lily.
[01:18] CBE: though as often as her costume changes... I can't really tell
[01:18] CTT: to. take. her. place
[01:18] FAC4: Ddddoooonnnn4444vvvv4444nnnn!!!!
[01:19] FDA3: ....
[01:19] FDA3: that look5 like one word
[01:19] CBE: holy crap
[01:19] CCC: There ARE other females, Wess. As long as we keep them diplomatic, they can choose a new God-Empress.
[01:19] CTT: are. you. counting. eric.
[01:19] CTT: because. im. not.
[01:19] CGC: I am honoured at the opportunity, though those are some pretty big shoes to fill.
[01:19] CBE: ...at least she looks like she knew better than to wear ridiculous shoes into battle
[01:19] CGC: Very, very lovely shoes at that.
[01:20] CCC: I mean, you could just divide the God-Empress-hood.
[01:20] CGC: Please.
[01:20] CBE: though how that dress stayed in place...
[01:20] CBE: are you sure humans don't have magic♫
[01:20] CGC: Anyone with enough style can fight in whatever they like.
[01:20] FAC4: Zur4he don't listen to... Donov4n, he's lying 4bout... 4lmost everything 4bout hum4ns.
[01:20] CBE: what♫
[01:20] CCC: Wow, rude.
[01:20] CBE: I've never even seen shoes like that
[01:20] CTT: no. hes. not.
[01:20] CTT: faye. back. us. up. here.
[01:21] CBE: how would anyone fight in them♫
[01:21] FAC4: You're lying too, TT!
[01:21] CCC: Of course we have magic, it's called science.
[01:21] CDS: Bu7 how can 5cience be magic?;
[01:21] CTT: no.
[01:21] CGC: Consider this corroborated.
[01:21] CDS: The 7wo are fundamen7a11y differen7;
[01:21] FAC4: Lily, tell Zur4he th4t... science isn't m4gic, no!
[01:21] CCC: If it's confusing enough, it may as well be magic.
[01:21] CDS: Or in5ufficien71y under57ood 7echno1ogy;
[01:21] CBE: well of course it's not the same
[01:21] CCC: Well, yeah.
[01:21] CBE: I'm not ~that~ stupid
[01:21] CBE: sheesh
[01:22] CTT: surely. not.
[01:22] FAC4: Donov4n is re-sh4ping puzzle... pieces to be wh4t... you w4nt to he4r.
[01:22] CCC: But it's basically bickering over a single word. You know what I mean when I say magic: I don't give enough of a fuck to know how it works.
[01:22] FAC4: 4nd th4t's not f4ir.
[01:22] CDS: A15o, 7here are many peop1e here I do no7 know;
[01:22] CDS: How wou1d everyone fee1 abou7 in7roduc7ion5?;
[01:23] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3u1_181N7g
[01:23] CBE: but the video
[01:23] CBE: and Beyonce
[01:23] CTT: no. thanks.
[01:23] CGC: I suppose there are no Arthur C. Clarke equivalents.
[01:23] FAC4: They're fiction4l videos, Zur4he.
[01:23] FDA3: introduction5 huh
[01:23] CDH ceased responding to memo.
[01:23] FAC4: Not liter4l, not re4l.
[01:24] CDS: Ar7hur C. C1arke?;
[01:24] CCC: Avispa, what do you THINK a dramatic reenactment is. Fictional. That's why it's a reenactment.
[01:24] CDS: The name 5ound5 fami1iar, bu7 if we have an equiva1en7, I am no7 fami1iar wi7h 7heir work;
[01:24] CBG ceased responding to memo.
[01:24] CDS: Mmm?;
[01:25] FAC4: They 4ren't the re4l... thing 4t 4ll, no.
[01:25] CDS: Oh wai7, never mind;
[01:25] FAC4: So 4nything could be... m4de up, 4nything, yes.
[01:25] FAC4: Including wh4t you s4id.
[01:25] CDS: I do no7 know, even if i7 i5 made up, i7 5ound5 in7ere57ing;
[01:25] CGC: He posited that "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
[01:26] CCC: Avispa, you really need to learn about how religious mythos come to be.
[01:26] CMP: -)-(- Guys theres a movie about a human being raised by a lusus.
[01:26] CCC: What's a lusus.
[01:26] CGC: Others have said the reverse.
[01:26] CDS: The 7heorem 5ound5 fami1iar a5 we11, bu7 I am un5ure if i7 i5 from reading 7he work, or cu17ura1 o5mo5i5;
[01:26] CGC: In other words.
[01:26] FDA3: dont 5ay 5omething and not link it
[01:26] CGC: Fuck it.
[01:26] CMP: -)-(- Or as close as a human can get to it.
[01:26] CDS: A care7aker and u5ua11y a guardian, Donovan.
[01:26] CMP: -)-(- I just did if anyone was paying attention.
[01:27] CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3u1_181N7g -)-(- She loses her charge and takes on a human one.
[01:27] FAC4: Every puzzle piece should... h4ve 4 sh4pe 4nd... not be 4morphous to... fit 4ny situ4tion, no.
[01:27] CCC: Yeah, these things happen sometimes. Normally we care for our own young though.
[01:27] FDA3: it5 loading
[01:27] FDA3: hey gc
[01:27] FDA3: are you a tro11 or not
[01:27] CBE: that's weird
[01:27] CBE: how do you
[01:27] CBE: even know which ones are yours♫
[01:28] CDS: I 5econd 7hi5 que57ion;
[01:28] CCC: We know when we fuck and we can see similarities between the baby and parents.
[01:28] CBE: ...wait
[01:28] CMP: -)-(- Im going to see if I can find the answer.
[01:28] CBE: where do your
[01:28] CBE: human grubs come from♫
[01:28] CCC: Oh boy, MP might go looking.
[01:28] CCC: Let's wait until he gets back.
[01:28] CGC: It depends on who you ask.
[01:29] FDA3: if they had horn5 id 5ay 6y looking at that kind of thing
[01:29] CMP: ja;klsjd;f
[01:29] CGC: I've certainly been called one by many currently present.
[01:29] CMP: -)-(- Oh dear fucking god
[01:29] CGC: By many currently present, I've certainl been called one.
[01:29] CBE: ...what♫
[01:30] FAC4: But w4it Donov4n 4sked... for your b4ckup before.
[01:30] FAC4: Which me4ns you're hum4n!
[01:30] FDA3: ok
[01:30] CMP: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_reproduction
[01:30] FDA3: we11
[01:30] CCC: She's kind of a troll. We did this thing, once.
[01:30] FDA3: your color i5 rea11y 5imilar to mine
[01:30] CGC: Draw your conclusions, then.
[01:30] CBE: wait
[01:30] CBE: wait
[01:30] CBE: hold on let me read this
[01:30] CBE: bluh
[01:30] CCC: We found alien life, and fused its DNA with a human infant's. And that's what came from it.
[01:30] CBE: ...oh
[01:30] CCC: At least, that's what I think is up with her. Might not actually be true.
[01:30] CBE: oh my god
[01:31] CBE: OH MY FUCKING GOD
[01:31] CDS: Wh-Wha7?!;
[01:31] CGC: Enjoying the article?
[01:31] CCC: i think someonelearned about the miracle of childbirth
[01:31] CGC: The sharing of knowledge is amazing, isn't it?
[01:31] CBE: what the fucki is wrongwithyourspeciedkfjdhfsklgfjshgka
[01:31] CCC: doesnt it make you feel warm inside, knowing about new cultures
[01:31] CBE: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[01:31] CDS: D-;
[01:31] CDS: Do I wan7 7o read 7hi5?;
[01:31] CMA: what just happened what did i miss
[01:31] CCC: Of course!
[01:31] CGC: Absolutely you do.
[01:31] CMP: -)-(- NO
[01:31] CCC: You enjoy learning things, right?
[01:32] FAC4: It is very f4ctu4l...
[01:32] CDS: I-I do, ye5...;
[01:32] CBE: don't do it♪
[01:32] CBE: fucking save yourselves, assholes
[01:32] CMA: what is going on
[01:32] FAC4: Zur4he this isn't how... trolls work 4t 4ll.
[01:32] CBE: fuck almighty
[01:32] CTT: miracles. lily.
[01:32] FDA3: >- expul5ion of one or more new6orn5 from a woman5 uteru5
[01:32] CMA: ...
[01:32] CMP: -)-(- Fuck it Im linking Lyn.
[01:32] CBE: I can take a lot
[01:32] FDA3: what
[01:32] CDS: Wha7 i5 a u7eru5?;
[01:32] CBE: but even that
[01:32] CBE: I
[01:32] CBE: can't
[01:32] CBE: nope
[01:32] CCC: This is about as disgusting as someone telling me about where baby trolls come from. So. Get over it, babies.
[01:32] CBE: noooooope
[01:32] CBE: wow
[01:32] CBE: no dude fuck you
[01:32] CMA: did someone just link childbirth in here
[01:32] CBE: what we do
[01:32] FAC4: It's inside hum4ns, Bh4r4l.
[01:32] CMP: -)-(- At least we arent f ucking parasites
[01:33] CMA: someone just linked childbirth in here.
[01:33] CBE: isn't anything ~near~ that grotesque
[01:33] CBE: holy FUCK
[01:33] CCC: It's part of a woman's body. Basically the baby shoots out of the woman's stomach like an alien parasite.
[01:33] FAC4: Or um, h4lf of... hum4ns, one of them.
[01:33] FDA3: they carry the wriggler5 in their 6odie5
[01:33] CBE: and then they come shooting out
[01:33] FDA3: do the egg5 hatch in there
[01:33] CDS: Why doe5 your en7ire 5pecie5 5ound 1ike 5cience fic7ion mon57er5 now?!;
[01:33] CBE: of the human female equivalent of a nook
[01:33] CGC: For the love of Beyoncé's glorious hips, Donovan, how did you get that wrong.
[01:33] CBE: u-ugh
[01:33] CGC: It's not from the stomach.
[01:33] CCC: I know that.
[01:33] CGC: It's from a woman's vagina.
[01:33] CGC: Entirely different.
[01:33] CCC: But it's not like they know what a vagina is.
[01:34] CMP: -)-(- Nope Im out.
[01:34] CCC: Or will have enough of a concrete grasp of human anatomy for it to matter.
[01:34] FAC4: Zur4he expl4ined the equiv4lent.
[01:34] CBE: I did
[01:34] CBE: and I wish I didn't get that as well as I did
[01:34] CMA: technically trolls sounded like a science fiction species when we first heard of them
[01:34] CBE: just
[01:34] CBE: ewwww
[01:34] CGC: The miracle of conception.
[01:35] CBE: your species' female gender has my fuckin' condolences
[01:35] CMA: look on the bright side zurahe, at least youre not a human
[01:35] CMA: you dont have to go through that
[01:35] CTT: the. conception. of. a. miracle.
[01:35] CCC: Hey, human guys don't have to go through that.
[01:35] CMA: yeah?
[01:35] CBE: which is totally unfair
[01:35] CMA: youre fucking lucky.
[01:35] CGC: It's not as though reproducing is mandatory.
[01:35] CBE: but it means your women are clearly superior
[01:35] CDS: ....i7 i5 no7?;
[01:35] FDA3: it5 not
[01:35] CBE: ...
[01:35] FDA3: ?
[01:35] CBE: what
[01:35] CBE: what
[01:35] CCC: Yeah, you can even get things done to make it so you CAN'T have babies.
[01:35] CMA: its a choice.
[01:35] CBE: ~what~♫
[01:36] CCC: And some people just can't to begin with.
[01:36] CBE: ...holy shit
[01:36] FDA3: 6ut how do you make 5ure the fit contri6ute
[01:36] CBE: that would get someone CULLED on our planet
[01:36] FAC4: Which would be b4d.
[01:36] CDS: ...7ha7 i5 5ome 5eriou5...;
[01:36] CDS: I do no7 know;
[01:36] CCC: Well, considering we have multiple God-Empresses and God-Emperors vying for world domination, a lot of other things could get us killed.
[01:36] CBE: hoofbeastshit, Bharal
[01:36] CBE: say it with me
[01:37] CBE: that is some serious hoofbeastshit
[01:37] CGC: They choose to. Though many could probably could have curtailed their generosity and we would ahve been better for it.
[01:37] CCC: Like... shit, Faye, you know more cultural things than I do. Help me out. What's something dangerous to humans?
[01:37] CDS: Tha7 i5 5ome 5eriou5...;
[01:37] CDS: Hoofbea57 excremen7;
[01:37] CBE: ...ugh
[01:37] CBE: close enough
[01:37] CCC: hoofbeast excrement
[01:37] CMA: so horse shit
[01:37] CCC: Someone's too scared to say shit.
[01:37] CMA: basically
[01:37] CBE: eh, at this point, I'll take what I can get
[01:37] CGC: Clashing patterns. Socks with sandals. Christmas sweaters.
[01:37] FAC4: But words 4ren't sc4ry?
[01:37] CBE: better than the hot mess he was over my skirt
[01:37] CBE: dress♫
[01:38] CBE: gold tower pajama dealies
[01:38] CCC: Right, right! You all might have noticed that I called Faye the Fashion Police.
[01:38] CGC: Wearing any of these will make the eyes of others spontaneously combust.
[01:38] FDA3: the color 5tealing fa5hion police
[01:38] CGC: They're entirely different colours.
[01:38] CGC: What is the matter with you.
[01:38] CBE: do we have those on Alternia♫
[01:38] FDA3: there i5 a minute difference
[01:38] CBE: I feel like that's a thing we have
[01:39] CBE: like
[01:39] CGC: Are you unable to distinguish between hues?
[01:39] CBE: literally
[01:39] CGC: Incorrect.
[01:39] CGC: Incorrect.
[01:39] CCC: That's a thing that actually exists, and to cross the Fashion Police is to remove all chances of social advancement.
[01:39] CBE: well
[01:39] CBE: we don't
[01:39] CBE: really do fashion♫
[01:39] CGC: There are several different points of hue, saturation and value separating the two.
[01:39] CBE: so it's not a problem
[01:39] CMA: oh my god are we actually arguing fashion right now.
[01:39] FDA3: your5 i5 5lightly more purple and 5lightly darker
[01:39] CBE: no we're not
[01:39] CCC: Don't get in her way, she'll kill you.
[01:39] CBE: trolls don't
[01:39] CBE: have
[01:39] CBE: fashion
[01:39] CGC: Incorrect.
[01:39] FDA3: in compari5on to the difference 6etween mine and
[01:39] FDA3: zurahe5
[01:40] FDA3: or cc
[01:40] FDA3: it i5 minute
[01:40] CBE: it's hard to argue something that doesn't matter
[01:40] CGC: "Purple" is not a basic colour in this context.
[01:40] CMA: i dont honestly give a shit about fashion
[01:40] CBE: we wear black
[01:40] CBE: the only color we have are usually our symbols
[01:40] FDA3: 5orry do you want me to ca11 you indigo
[01:40] CCC: Well yeah but trolls have a thing with colors. I didn't give a shit about the Disney movies but I went along with those conversations.
[01:40] FDA3: it5 not like youre a tro11 i hear it doe5nt even matter
[01:40] CBE: sometimes, we throw in some red
[01:40] FDA3: like you could ju5t change your5
[01:41] CBE: his name's Donovan
[01:41] CBE: he's a jerk
[01:41] CBE: you'll get used to it
[01:41] CGC: It's not at all indigo and can't be called indigo under any circumstances.
[01:41] CBE: or something
[01:41] FDA3: indigo i5 a more 6a5ic color than purple
[01:41] FDA3: why are you fixating on everything 6ut the point that im 5aying
[01:41] CGC: Because you're wrong.
[01:42] CGC: Obviously.
[01:42] CBE: no
[01:42] CBE: he's not
[01:42] CMA: i kind of ignore both of them personally
[01:42] CGC: Yes. He is.
[01:42] CCC: Wait, what are you all arguing about this time?
[01:42] CBE: Trolls don't have fashion
[01:42] CBE: so we don't
[01:42] CBE: care♫♪♪♪
[01:42] CGC: Colours.
[01:42] FDA3: im 5aying there i5 a 5ma11 difference 6etween our color5
[01:42] CGC: Indigo is not a basic colour.
[01:42] CBE: colors only matter as far as blood goes
[01:42] CBE: so the fuck does it matter♫
[01:42] FDA3: a much 5ma11er difference than 6etween any other two color5 in here
[01:42] FAC4: But um, I do... like colors, I think?
[01:42] CBE: Avispa, shush
[01:43] CGC: There are only a small subset of primary colours depending on the medium.
[01:43] FAC4: Ok4y, but, um, ok4y.
[01:43] CBE: ok look
[01:43] CBE: uh
[01:43] CBE: blue I'm assuming human thing
[01:43] CBE: maybe you guys
[01:43] CCC: Wait, so is this about someone being sad that someone else is using a similar color?
[01:43] CBE: have a big huge spectrum of colors to pick from
[01:43] FDA3: ye5
[01:43] CBE: we have
[01:43] CBE: the colors we have
[01:43] CCC: Oh my god are you like twelve
[01:43] CBE: and thaaaaaat's pretty much it
[01:43] FDA3: im tired of 5cro11ing up to quote thing5 and 5eeing 5omeone practica11y u5ing my color
[01:43] CBE: so
[01:43] CGC: To that I ask
[01:43] CBE: deal
[01:43] CGC: u mad bro?
[01:44] FDA3: it5 not like it even matter5 to human5
[01:44] FDA3: 5ee
[01:44] CCC: Just put something in front of it or something
[01:44] CBE: well
[01:44] CGC: And I suggest that you come to terms with it.
[01:44] CGC: In other words.
[01:44] CGC: Deal
[01:44] CCC: You do that >- thing every once in a while, so why not just keep doing that?
[01:44] CBE: it's ~his~ blood color
[01:44] CMA: ive never seen anyone else use black text so
[01:44] CBE: not hers
[01:44] CMA: i dont see any issue with mine
[01:44] CBE: since you guys don't have that
[01:44] CBE: it's probably more important to us than you
[01:44] FDA3: that5 not for when im 5aying thing5 though
[01:44] CMP ceased responding to memo.
[01:44] CCC: Hey, I've had conversations with trolls with text colors like mine, and they don't seem to mind.
[01:44] CBE: some don't
[01:44] CBE: some do
[01:45] FDA3: one on one i5 fine
[01:45] FDA3: a 6ig memo like thi5 it get5 a11 me556
[01:45] CBE: I couldn't give fewer fucks if I tried
[01:45] CGC: Then I'll have the one.
[01:45] FDA3: *me55y
[01:45] CGC: You're free to change.
[01:45] FDA3: it wa5 mine fir5t
[01:45] FDA3: fuck off
[01:45] CGC: No.
[01:45] CBE: oh my god
[01:45] CBE: did that really
[01:45] CBE: just fucking happen♫
[01:45] FDA3: ye5
[01:45] CBE: what are you two, three sweeps♫
[01:45] FDA3: and ye5
[01:45] CMA: this is really stupid.
[01:45] CBE: man
[01:46] CBE: you guys keep giving me reasons to go
[01:46] CDS: Can we no7 a11 ju57 ge7 a1ong?;
[01:46] CCC: Why don't you two fight it out in a private conversation, and when Faye kills you through the internet, you can both come back and be reasonable.
[01:46] CBE: 'see, I'm totally not the dumbest one♪♪♪'
[01:46] CMA: im already two steps out the door
[01:46] CGC: He started it.
[01:46] FDA3: when faye >- ki115 me through the internet -<
[01:46] FDA3: they11 5ee my 6lood
[01:46] FDA3: and 5ee
[01:46] FDA3: i had thi5 color fir5t
[01:46] CCC: Who? Your entire race is dead, right?
[01:47] CDS: We11, come 7o 7hink of i7, 7ha7 migh7 no7 be 7rue;
[01:47] CBE: Not all of us
[01:47] CBE: idiot
[01:47] CDS: Wha7 if Faye i5 o1der 7han you, DA?;
[01:47] CCC: Okay, well, everyone who's playing the game is alive. MOST of your planet is dead.
[01:47] FDA3: i5 it faye5 6lood color a11 of a 5udden
[01:47] FDA3: i5 faye a tro11 now
[01:47] CTT: flapjacks. just. give. it. a break.
[01:47] CBE: humans bleed red, so no
[01:47] FDA3: then i gue55 they have no claim to it
[01:47] CGC: It's my colour.
[01:47] CBE: no, technically
[01:48] FDA3: nope.
[01:48] CDS: Bu7 wha7 if Faye wa5 born before you, and c1aimed 7he co1or before you were born?;
[01:48] CBE: you can't own a color
[01:48] CBE: that's fucking stupid
[01:48] CBE: but one of them bleeds it
[01:48] CGC: Colourlovers would prove you wrong.
[01:48] CBE: and the other one doesn't
[01:48] CBE: so
[01:48] CDS: And wha7 abou7 a11 of 7he o7her 7ro115 of your ca57e?;
[01:48] CTT: so. who. cares.
[01:48] FDA3: d5 ju5t 5top
[01:48] CBE: Bhar
[01:48] CDS: I mean, 7here mu57 be a7 1ea57 one more, i5 7ha7 no7 how 7hi5 work5?;
[01:48] FDA3: tro115 can claim their color5
[01:48] CDS: O-Oh! I apo1ogize;
[01:48] FDA3: it matter5
[01:48] FDA3: human5 change their5
[01:49] CBE: ugh
[01:49] CDS: W-We11...;
[01:49] CBE: Donovan
[01:49] FDA3: i mean if it5 faye5 eye color or 5omething
[01:49] FDA3: tiny claim
[01:49] CDS: Wha7 i5 57opping a 7ro11 from changing 7heir5, now?;
[01:49] CDS: I mean, if 7hey rea11y wan7ed 7o;
[01:49] CBE: uh
[01:49] CBE: the fact that
[01:49] CBE: it's called
[01:49] CBE: hemotyping
[01:49] FDA3: i dont even know how many chemical5 that would take
[01:49] CBE: for a reason
[01:49] CBE: maybe♫♪♪
[01:49] CDS: No, I mean, changing 7heir 7ex7 co1or;
[01:49] CCC: Wait, what did I do? My name got mentioned.
[01:49] FDA3: it would pro6a6ly ki11 them
[01:50] CBE: do you see now
[01:50] CBE: why I keep telling you
[01:50] CBE: they're ~useless~♫
[01:50] CDS: B-Bu7 I do no7 under57and;
[01:50] CBE: shoooooosh
[01:50] CDS: Wha7 i5 57opping a 7ro11 from changing 7heir 7ex7 co1or?;
[01:50] CTT: its. not. going. to. kill. you. to change. your. dumb. text. color.
[01:50] FDA3: .
[01:50] CTT: but. hey.
[01:50] FDA3: ..
[01:50] CBE: the fact that it's not our blood color♫
[01:50] CTT: the. thing. is.
[01:50] FDA3: ...
[01:50] CBE: more or less
[01:50] CTT: you. dont have. to.
[01:50] CTT: so shut. up.
[01:50] CTT: god.
[01:51] CMA: yeah just
[01:51] CMA: give it a fucking rest
[01:51] CMA: youre not getting anywhere
[01:51] CDS: Bu7 I wou1d be okay wi7h 7yping in a co1or 7ha7 i5 no7 my b1ood co1or;
[01:51] CMA: theres no point to continuing this dumb argument
[01:51] CBE: ...well
[01:51] CCC: Well, BE, (what is your name, anyway?) how many of these are on your team?
[01:51] CDS: I mean, I am no7 going 7o change i7, bu7;
[01:51] CDS: The op7ion i5 7here;
[01:51] CBE: you're kind of a fucking weirdo
[01:51] CDS: Thi5 i5 7ru7h;
[01:51] CBE: uh... actually
[01:51] CBE: just this dork with the flowery language
[01:52] CMA: wait whos a fucking weirdo
[01:52] CBE: bG was too
[01:52] CDS: I am;
[01:52] CDS: I7 i5 me;
[01:52] CBE: but she left
[01:52] FUTURE defensiveAlchemist [FDA5] 3:14 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
[01:52] FDA5: on further reflection
[01:52] FDA5: youre right
[01:52] CCC: Oh. Yeah, your group still doesn't seem that bad.
[01:52] FDA5: i dont have the power5 nece55ary to force them to change it
[01:52] CDS: Thank you, Donovan. You do no7 5eem 7ha7 bad, your5e1f;
[01:52] FDA5: 5o until i get 5omeone to hack their computer
[01:52] FDA5: or ki11 them
[01:52] CBE: ...you say that because you don't have to deal with them
[01:52] FAC4: I'm going to go... solve puzzles elsewhere, m4ybe.
[01:52] FDA5: i gue55 i11 ju5t put up with it
[01:53] CTT: touch. her.
[01:53] CBE: don't die, Kusbir
[01:53] CTT: even. just. a single. hair.
[01:53] CTT: and. you die.
[01:53] FAC4: I won't, Zur4he, no.
[01:53] CTT: just. keep. that. in. mind.
[01:53] FAC4 ceased responding to memo.
[01:53] CBE: what is she, your moirail or something♫
[01:53] CDS: Given 7he 1imi7ed number5 of bo7h of our 5pecie5, I wou1d 5ugge57 7ha7 no one harm any one e15e if a7 a11 po55ib1e;
[01:53] CCC: Yeah, gonna have to go with Wess on this one. Actual threats like that aren't cool, dude...
FAC3, FAC4, FAC2, FAC1, CAC ceased responding to memo.
CTT: no. shes. my stupid. friend.
CBE: so then what's the big deal♫
CTT: wait. whats. a. moirail.
FDA5: nothing in thi5 whole de6acle wa5 >- cool -<
CMA: wess ill tell you later
CBE: it's a quadrant
FDA5: and con5idering youre on a whole other planet
FDA5: it5 not like my idle
FDA5: fru5trated threat
FDA5: meant any fucking thing
CBE: it's basically someone who keeps you from being as much of a massive fuckup as you could be
CTT: ok.
CCC: So it's a friend then.
CBE: no
FDA5: 5o how a6out you 5hut up too.
CBE: friends aren't really
CBE: it's a whole other level
CMA: ill tell you guys what lyn told me
CMA: later
CGC: I wouldn't let him touch a hair. It takes a while to do.
CMA: he told me everything
CGC: It'd be twincredibly twinadvisable.
CDS: Are "7wincredib1y" and "7winadvi5ab1e" word5 in your human 1anguage5?;
CTT: twin.
CURRENT misguidedProtector [CMP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CMP: -)-(- Im assuming I didnt miss anything important.
CBE: stupid
CTT: speaking of. where. are. they.
CGC: ...
CBE: and more stupid
CTT: anyone. know.
CGC: I didn't say that.
CTT: well. i. did. who said. you did.
CTT: (heh.)
CGC: Who said anything.
CGC: Nobody.
CMP: -)-(- I just wanted to come in and check if we were going to be talking about anything productive or did the humans ruin that?
CGC: Everybody.
CDS: We11, a11 of u5 have 5aid a7 1ea57 5ome7hing;
CGC: Yes, the twins.
CBE: uh
CBE: there was a lot of ruining
CBE: and a lot of stupid
CBE: I don't think I can do it justice
CDS: 'Twa5 7ru1y epic, in 7he c1a55ica1 defini7ion of 7he word;
CTT: yeah. twins.
CCC: Wait, twins?
CDS: Wha7 i5 a 7win?;
CBE: what's a twin♫
FDA5: i5nt that the thing ria i5
CCC: I thought it was just one person.
CTT: not. a.
CTT: plural.
CBE: ok so
CBE: what are twins♫
CTT: bro. no. theyre. twins.
CCC: Wait, so you're telling me they've been a pair of twins this whole damn time and I didn't pick up on that?
CTT: guess. so.
CCC: Twins are two people born at the same time from the same parents, and sometimes they look exactly the same.
CGC: Something went over Donovan's head.
CGC: Alert the media.
CGC: There's certainly been no precedent for this.
CDS: I 7hink I 1ike you, Faye;
CBE: . . .dude that's fuckin' creepy
CCC: Faye, don't go for the alien cock please.
CDS: N-No7 7ha7 kind of 1ike!;
CDS: O-Oh goodne55;
CGC: Thank you. I like me, too.
CBE: oh god
CBE: you probably gave the guy a cardiac attack
CBE: good job
FDA5: they look the 5ame
CBE: if I'm down a teammate because of you Donny, I'll hurt you
CGC: Can you stream that if you do?
CGC: I'll make smoothies.
CCC: Shit, just electrocute him and he'll get better. Modern medicine ahoy.
CBE: I'm not near his planet, shitstain
CMA: you two are horrible.
CCC: Hey DS, you alive over there?
CBE: besides
CCC: Or did the concept of you boning Faye send you into a case of the vapors?
CBE: he's a space player thing
CBE: we need him for froggy shit
CCC: What does that even mean.
CCC: Are you calling him fat.
CBE: no, fucktard
CBE: his aspect
CBE: it's spaaaaaaaace
CCC: I'm kidding, asshat.
CBE: well learn to emote in text, moron
CCC: Wait, how does he know he has space powers?
CBE: oh wait♪
CCC: Is that like the bullshit we talked about with the time guy earlier?
CBE: yeah
CGC: The same way any of us know we have powers.
CMA: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
CBE: mine is stupid as fuck
CDS: A-Ah, ye5, apo1ogie5, I am a1ive;
CBE: I don't even know what the fuck I'm supposed to do
CBE: as a bard of fucking hope
CBE: whatever that means
CMP: -)-(- Suddenly mine isnt so bad.
CCC: Clearly, you gotta play some inspirational rock ballads.
CTT: ugh. hope.
CDS: We11, I do no7 know, Zurahe;
CMP: -)-(- Bard of Breath seems better than hope.
CCC: Don't Stop Believin' and all that.
CDS: I am ra7her fond of hope, my5e1f;
CBE: what's that♫
CCC: wait how the fuck do you all know about these fancy titles and shit what the fuck did i miss
CBE: and wow that is a shitty thing to say
CBE: to a girl with no voice, Donny
CDS: A-A15o, Faye, I apo1ogize for acciden7a11y 5peaking 1ewd1y 7oward5 you;
FDA5: apparently 5ome people5 con5ort5 and 5prite5 arent 5hifty a5 fuck
FDA5: and te11 them thing5 like that
CCC: Wait, what? No voice? How the fuck does that work.
CBE: someone tried to kill me
CDS: Drop i7, Donovan;
CBE: they didn't succeed
CBE: did you not hear the robo-voice in my post♫
CCC: Oh. My bad. Well, at least you can be a bard by playing an instrument instead. Can you do that?
CDS: She can;
CBE: of course I can
CBE: I play loads
CDS: Excep7iona11y, I migh7 add;
CCC: Then you'll be fine.
CBE: still
CBE: crap shit to say
CDS: How can 5ome7hing be excremen7 excremen7 7o 5ay;
CCC: Sorry about that, I didn't know. Won't do it again, at least not on purpose.
CBE: because it is
CBE: ...wait what
CBE: did you... apologize♫
CCC: Uh, yeah?
CTT: whoa. bro. apologized.
CTT: lucky. you.
CBE: uh
CCC: I do that every once in a while.
CMA: am i really seeing this
CBE: ok
CBE: I guess
CDS: I 7ake i7 7hi5 i5 5ome7hing 7ha7 happen5 rare1y?;
CDS: Shou1d I 5avor i7 whi1e i7 1a575?;
CCC: Hey for what it's worth, the last time I apologized, explosions were involved.
CCC: No, because it wasn't directed at you.
CBE: do I want to ask♫
CGC: I have more bad hair days than he does apologies.
CCC: That's like savoring someone else's birthday cake as your own.
CGC: So, very, very, very, very few.
FDA5: 5o what merit5 an apology
CBE: what's a bad hair day♫
CBE: does human hair rebel♫
CGC: Something that is virtually non-existent for me.
CCC: well you see fayes hair is snakes
CDS: Wha7 i5 a bir7hday;
CGC: All the better to do the rest of humanity a favour and petrify you with, my dear.
CCC: and so she has to please them and when she doesn't her hair kills people
CCC: Hey, I didn't call you a medusa, I just said your hair was alive.
CBE: I'm gonna go ahead
CBE: and guess that you're fucking with me
CCC: A birthday is an anniversary of when you were born. Remember how humans are born?
CBE: because the Ira human's hair didn't look like snakes
CCC: Her hair isn't actually made of snakes.
CTT: wait. you. saw. ira.
CBE: yeah
CBE: she was on my moon
CTT: what. about. ria.
CBE: I tried to punch her head off♫
CDS: I 7hink I may have a5 we11...?;
CBE: but she was all
CDS: I 7hink I 5aw a human;
CDS: Wha7 doe5 7hi5 Ira 1ook 1ike?;
CBE: ghosty and crap
CBE: had a good talk though
CBE: uh
CBE: pinkish♫
CBE: really yellow hair♫
CGC: Well, isn't that a great way to break the ice.
CBE: disturbingly perky♫
CCC: wait how the fuck did you fuckers meet up with people i know and not tell me
CBE: hey
CBE: I'm a troll
CDS: I be1ieve I me7 7hi5 human on my moon a5 we11, af7er we had our 7a1k;
FDA5: ...
FDA5: you tried to punch a human
CBE: we fight
FDA5: we can get to where they are
FDA5: ?
CBE: well I did say ~tried~
CBE: she was all ghosty, like I said
CGC: Donovan, are you even awake, yet.
CBE: went right through her
FDA5: may6e 5he5 very fa5t
FDA5: oh
CCC: man i would love to party it up with some of you trolls...
CBE: why♫
CCC: I'm not asleep right now, so...
CTT: ghostly. what. does. that. mean.
CTT: shes. not. dead.
CCC: Yeah, pretty sure I'm awake.
CBE: interested in more German Dungeon Porn, Donny♫
CTT: as. far. as. i. know.
CDS: Wha7 i5 a German?;
FDA5: 5he 6etter not 6e
CGC: On your moon, I mean.
CBE: uh
CBE: no she's not dead♫
CCC: No, I'm fine. DS might want some, he seems like the type.
CGC: Nikkal was similarly emphereal to me when I saw her.
CDS: Th-The 7ype for wha7?;
CBE: I think I can only see her when I'm asleep though♫
CBE: ...Bhar, don't
CBE: and Donny stop
CBE: seriously
CBE: the guy saw part of my leg between my skirt and my boot
CBE: and couldn't stop blushing
CGC: Scandalous.
CBE: it was ridiculous for all involved
CDS: S-Scande1ou5 indeed!;
CTT: risque.
CDS: Tha7 a5 we11!;
CBE: it's a fucking dress♪
CBE: and long boots♪
CBE: not my fault my pajamas look like what I wear most♪
CGC: Salacious.
CDS: I agree wi7h 7he u5e of 7hi5 word a5 we11!;
CBE: dfgjshgklsf
CBE: don't think I don't know what those mean♪
CBE: they're not even♪
CCC: So basically you're saying that someone needs to show him porn so he's less of a prude.
CTT: wait. BE. are. you. a. girl.
CGC: Here, allow me put it more simply
CBE: uh
CBE: yeah♫
CGC: Daaaaaamn qurl.
CTT: news. to. me.
CBE: seriously do you guys just
CBE: completely miss
CTT: thought. you. were. a guy. all. this. time.
CBE: the big huge video post I made♫
CDS: Wha7 i5 porn?;
CBE: with all my sweet loot♫
FDA5: haha
CBE: ...
CCC: did you just
CBE: oh my god
CBE: Bharal
CBE: Bharal no
CCC: oh boy oh boy oh boy
CBE: Bharal stop
CTT: you. mean. did. i. care. to. look.
CCC: faye do you want to take this one or should i
CBE: and if he links anything
CTT: no. i. didnt.
CBE: don't click it
CBE: I swear
CBE: to god
CGC: You can take it.
CCC: Alright, so. Porn is... well...
CBE: well then it's your own fault you don't know, explody-human
CCC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BRjNl64zYxI first, you need to watch this
CGC: im alchemizing some things right now anyway
CMA: bharal just dont think about it
CCC: I swear, it's safe. I wouldn't start you out with something serious.
CMA: dont click anything they give you labeling it as something about porn
CMA: just dont do it
CCC: It's fucking youtube
CMA: i dont fucking care
CBE: Bhar
CBE: I will just
CBE: loan you some of mine
CGC: Redtube's where it's at.
CBE: and you can figure it out
CDS: I-I7 i5 5ome7hing you can 1oan?;
CBE: yes
CDS: Bu7 a15o exi575 on 7he in7erne7 7o be 5en7 7o peop1e?;
CBE: yes
CBE: just
CBE: stop
CCC: Did you watch the video yet.
CBE: asking the humans
CMP: -)-(- Whats Redtube?
CMA: dont ask
CBE: who knows what kind of crazy shit they get into
CDS: And apparen71y i7 i5 5ome7hing I 5hou1d ju57 no7 a5k abou7;
CBE: them and their
CDS: No7ed;
CBE: dungeons
CCC: and dragons
CDS: I wi11 7ru57 your judgemen7 on 7hi5 ma77er, Zurahe;
CBE: I mean seriously
CBE: how do you not know
CDS: O-Oh!;
CMA: ... is it too late to be ashamed to be the same species as these two
CBE: what pornography is I mean
CGC: The glory and holy light of many pubescent individuals.
FDA5: no
CMP: -)-(- Its never too late.
FDA5: it5 never too
CDS: Dungeon5 and Dragon5 5ound5 1ike 5ome7hing I am in7ere57ed in;
CBE: fuck's sake
FDA5: ...
CBE: ~drones~
CCC: Yep!
CGC: Second to Beyoncé, naturally.
CBE: ~DRONES~
CCC: So watch the video, it's about dungeons and dragons.
CTT: oh. my. god. ahahahahaha.
CBE: oh my god Bharal
CTT: yeah. its. perfect.
CTT: click. it.
CBE: --and yeah, it's pretty hilarious but
CBE: you'll only confuse him more
CTT: its. a. puzzle. hell. solve. eventually.
CTT: let. him. learn. on. his. own.
CTT: dont. baby. him.
CDS: ...d-drone5?;
CCC: just watch the fucking video
CGC: It's perfectly tame.
CDS: B-Bu7 I wa5 7o1d no7 7o;
CMA: dont click it. just ignore it.
CBE: fine, watch it
CMA: or do that
CDS: I am receiving conf1ic7ing me55age5;
CBE: go fucking apeshit bananas doing so
CGC: Do as you like.
FDA5: that leave5 5o much out
CBE: see if I care
CDS: B-Bu7 you 7o1d me no7 7o;
CDS: I am very confu5ed;
CBE: ugh
CBE: just watch it
CBE: it's not that bad
CBE: but you'll only be more confused
CBE: ...I think, at least
CCC: DA, that's why I picked it. Because it won't make his brain explode.
CBE: also, the human that knows about the church of Knowles♫
CBE: explain those shoes with the high parts to me
CDS: O-Okay, I 5uppo5e I wi11 wa7ch i7...?;
CBE: well, we ain't going nowhere
CGC: Heels. High heels.
CDS: Wha7 i5 an e1f maiden?;
CGC: What is it that you need to know.
CBE: how do they work♫
CBE: and what are they for♫
CBE: also, can they be used as weapons♫
CDS: Thi5 mu5ic i5 ra7her nice;
CGC: They can be used as weapons.
CGC: If you know what you're doing.
CTT: can. be.
CDS: And wha7 are 7he5e hand ge57ure5 7hey are making?;
CTT: you. mean.
CTT: they. are.
CTT: weapons.
CGC: I try to be practical and multi-purpose with my fashion choices where applicable.
CDS: I have wa7ched 7hi5 video;
CBE: oh
CBE: how do you use 'em as weapons then♫
CTT: yeah. right.
CDS: I do no7 fee1 1ike I know 7he defini7ion of 7hi5 word any be77er;
CBE: and Bhar, you can't be serious♫
CGC: Yes. Right. Exactly, Wess.
CBE: you know what they were talking about at least, right♫
CDS: Th-They ju57 made many hand ge57ure5!;
CDS: We11, obviou51y;
CDS: They were 7a1king abou7 Dungeon5 and Dragon5;
CBE: ...yes
CBE: but they were talking about doing something
CBE: during
FDA5: i thought 5o
CBE: --oh for fuck's sake
FDA5: 5hoe kind
CBE: they were talking about pailing
CBE: for fucking out loud
FDA5: and tho5e 5harp lengthy heel5
CBE: it's not
CBE: that
CBE: difficult
CDS: O-Oh!!!;
CDS: Oh my;
CDS: I mean;
CDS: Oh;
CDS: Aah;
CDS: Th-Tha7 I knew abou7;
CDS: I know wha7 7ha7 word mean5;
CMP: -)-(- ....Guys.
CMP: -)-(- Guys oh my god.
CBE: if I could flip a table at you
CBE: I really would
CBE: in face
CBE: *fact
CBE: I'd probably beat you
CBE: with said table
CDS: Th-Tha7 wou1d be ra7her difficu17;
CBE: no it wouldn't
CMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWQRr6T-_g
CBE: ...
CDS: More difficu17 7han you 7hink, maybe;
CBE: oh that is
CBE: just
CBE: ~DEPRAVED~
CBE: is that what you were doing this whole time♫♪
CDS: ....WHAT KIND OF GAMES DO YOUR WRIGGLERS PLAAAAY?!?!;
CBE: looking up lewd shit like that♫♪
CCC: wait what
CBE: and don't get me started on you humans
CCC: what is so depraved about a bucket
CBE: oh my god
CMP: -)-(- More like while you were talking about human porn I was busy talking to Kappy and Lyn.
CTT: we. eat. from. them. sometimes.
CCC: no seriously i dont get it
CBE: what do you mean what's depraved about a bucke---
CBE: OH MY FUCK
CTT: kfc. bucket. of. chicken.
CDS: O-Oh goodne55;
CDS: There i5 5o much;
CDS: Wrong wi7h 7he5e 57a7emen75 oh my goodne55;
CBE: I
CBE: wh
CPS: urm
CBE: ~sick~
CPS: i
CPS: guess
CBE: sick, sick, sick, sick, ~sick~
CPS: for the c|arification of the a|iens
CPS: when we used the word pai|ing
CPS: we
CPS: kind of meant it pretty |itera||y
CCC: ...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
CCC: yeah no okay so you all remember how human babies happen
CMA: ... and this is where i take the extra two steps out the door.
CMA: take care.
CMA ceased responding to memo.
CTT: dont. disappear. for. days. again. lily.
CCC: there are no buckets involved most of the time.
CBE: so then what's with the borderline wiggler pornography♫♪

[OOC: If anyone has the logs after this point, send 'em my way and I'll add 'em.]