Geez, you're trying, ok!

You've made so many preparations it's not even funny. )

SOME TIME LATER........



--
laxPolygraph [LP] RIGHT NOW opened memo hey guyz --
LP: whatz up bitchez
LP: i got zome zhit to zay
LP: firzt thing
LP: aparently plantz are alive
LP: who fukcing knew right
LP: but my konzort thingz are like
LP: a bunch of walking kaktuzez
LP: how weird iz that zhit
LP: zekond thing
LP: lookz like im zome kinda doom zylph
LP: which zurahez text wal telz me jakc zhit about
LP: zo thankz for that
LP: alzo kuriouz about what the rezt of you fukcerz are
LP: third thing
LP: and thiz one iz important ok zo you bulgebiterz beter lizten up
LP: but
LP: i think prozpit iz gona get exploded
LP: not zure how
LP: but if you dream in yelow
LP: probably you zhould get away from the moon
LP: before it goez boom
 
 
29 April 2013 @ 06:39 pm
Your name is LYNDIS NIVALI, and you are FINALLY DOING USEFUL THINGS. )

-- artfulTransgressor [AT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board so done with playing blind. --

AT: alright so
AT: dunno how many of you actually open your sponge clots when cs is talking
AT: i wouldnt really blame you if you just sort of let that shit wash oVer you without bothering to process any of it
AT: but belieVe it or not he actually had something important to say about sequences a memo or two back
AT: specifically that all our planets may be connected through our gates
AT: probably just through our own indiVidual sessions but honestly who the fuck knows at this point
AT: but he also said that despite working out there is a sequence
AT: he has no fucking idea what the sequence is
AT: or eVen who is in what session
AT: and you know who else doesnt know
AT: me
AT: i kinda wonder if ANYBODY fucking knows
AT: this memo is to remedy that shit right now
AT: so
AT: lets get this shit sorted out
AT: i want you
AT: no matter who the fuck you are eVen if weVe neVer talked
AT: or eVen if you cannot fucking stand me
AT: put your hands down kids
AT: to sound off here
AT: i want you to giVe your name
AT: along with who your serVer and client players are
AT: i dont care if your serVer and client haVe already spoken up by the way
AT: you damn well sound off anyway
AT: this is as much to get people straight as sequences
AT: and it gets eVeryone checking in
AT: if we get eVeryone to do this then we should be able to figure out the sequences
AT: along with how many sessions weVe got here
AT: and once weVe got the sequences and sessions straight maybe we can come up with some kinda plan
AT: ill eVen set up a format
AT: its gonna be serVer - you - client
AT: so in my case kaprao - lyn - zirreh
AT: as far as i know the three of us are all part of the original session phaest started
AT: were gonna call that the alpha session for claritys sake
AT: i know theres another troll session that sorta squeezed in
AT: well call that beta
AT: and so on down the line if theres more i honestly dont know at this point
AT: theres a human session as well i know that much
AT: theyre just gonna be the human session
AT: if theres more than one of their sessions too i guess well figure out names
AT: but does eVeryone get the idea of what were trying to figure out here
AT: good
AT: now sound off
 
 
22 April 2013 @ 07:13 pm
You are once again LILY WHITE.

After finding out about the odd little things happening on your planet, you decide it's high time to get cracking on fixing the CHEMICAL MISHAPS in the canyons so you can actually go down and EXPLORE them. You have a nagging feeling there's entrances to DUNGEONS there, and nothing is going to stop you from LOOKING INTO THEM.

First, though, you figure you better open up yet ANOTHER memo, at least to warn the others that shit's going down.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] RIGHT NOW opened memo More Glitches -- )

((OOC note: Despite her responses to the memo being 15 minutes in everyone's future (for reasons she does know how she did), it still will take her 10-15 IC minutes for her to actually respond from their perspective. Factor that into their reactions of her being alive as you will. :3

Also, since it takes her a bit to respond, feel free to hit each other up on the memo and discuss her fate until she responds!))
 
 
11 April 2013 @ 07:39 pm
You are once again RIA POLOLANIK and you're currently pretty upset. This is because upon waking up from PROSPITIAN SHENANIGANS the Land of Rifts and Echoes has once again changed, and the cave you napped in is now completely void of beautiful sparkling and horrifyingly pointy gems.

Ria: panic.

Ria: contact everyone who is currently online.

You just went to sleep for a few minutes. It wasn't your fault, was it?

-- disjoinedCulinarian [DC] has signed on. --

DC: uhm I hope I'm not InterruptIng
DC: I just hAve one quIck questIon
DC: hAve you tAlked to MA recently??
DC: And I meAn mIsterArchImIme
DC: not methodologIcAlAnalyst
DC: just to be cleAr
 
 
 
30 March 2013 @ 07:35 pm
You don't really see how that's an option right now! You've been working hard at barricading yourself and the delightfully snuggly consorts of Dusk and Frogs (who are, strangely enough, not amphibious in the least but actually reptilian! Curiouser and curiouser!) inside of the Hotel due to the influx of larger and more dangerous imps and the like. It's a little worrisome that you still can't find Grandmamma anywhere, but you're certain she's fine.

She has to be. You have no idea what you would do if something were to happen to her.

As much as you want to go look for her, you found that your new planet had taken a turn for the...well, for the creepier. It was dark already, but the introduction of certain abandoned structures and faint, echoey noises added an element to the experience that frankly give you the willies. For a species lacking arms, the snakes were surprisingly helpful in reinforcing the barricades, so after a few hours (months? Perish the thought! How negligent would you even have to BE?) you find yourself at ease enough to tune back in to your friends, and their own plights.


-- enlivenedAltruist has signed on. --

...you notice a disturbing discrepancy immediately.

You take a moment to see to Wess's recent Memo, before launching some open inquiries of your own.


EA: Guys?
EA: Guys, I...
EA: I'm not seeing Chi-Rho on my screen anymore.
EA: Did I...
EA: ...somehow switch places with somebody?
EA: I don't...
EA: I
EA: He's okay, right?
EA: I think I can see Wess now but
EA: But I don't know
EA: I don't
EA: Who could see Wess before?
EA: Can you see Chi-Rho now?
EA: Is he
EA: Is he okay?


Your hands are shaking a little. Not again, you think, as your breath quickens. Not another friend.


EA: Please, just tell me he's okay.


Please God, not again.
 
 
23 March 2013 @ 11:23 pm
BE THAT GRUMPY HUMAN BOY )

-- tetchyTmesis [TT] has opened memo session pay attention idiots --

we. need. leaders.
yeah. plural.
step. up.
 
 
 
09 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] started memo stop it stop it stop it stop it--

You open the memo with determination. There are a lot of things wrong and you have a few you want to address. It has to be you.

Um, everyone, your 4ttention!
Ple4se, I think, yes?
Just um, re4d this!
You need to re4d... this, it's import4nt, yes!

Um so, Zur4he, yes!
You 4ll need to... know something, you do!
Remember um, qu4dr4nts, yes?
They're very very very... very import4nt to h4ve!
4nd you don't w4nt... to lose them, no.

Zur4he lost her qu4dr4nts.
More th4n one, too.

Think 4bout how she... feels bec4use of th4t!
She doesn't need to... be more 4lone, no!
Th4t's not how we... win this g4me, no!
4ll of you, stop!


You pause, staring at the memo before you send it. That's what you wanted to say! A certain other memo with talk of losing a quadrant had made you aware of just how important this was. And now everyone would know.
 
 
06 March 2013 @ 08:26 pm
[OOC: Note, the following Pesterchum log occured on Feb28th, 2013; prior to the new format rule.]

[tl;dr: A blob of kids and trolls talk about a blob of topics. Lots of really, really ridiculous things happen but pretty much everyone is confused at one point or another.]


Click for Pesterchum Memo - Megalog )
 
 
You are now Ria again.

...And all the shiny stuff you can suddenly alchemize since Wax and Gems leaked into Rifts and Echoes has been distracting you both an awful lot. It's just so fun though. Still, you put the DIAMOND SHIELD down, or rather, captchalogue it, because it's MUCH TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO EVEN LIFT, and finally settle down to write this memo. ...even though it was supposed to just go out to your team, you figure there's no harm done if you leave it open to everybody. The trolls might have things to contribute too after all!


--
disjoinedCulinarian [DC] has opened memo dreAm shenAnIgAns --

wow uhm
I meAnt to do thIs A lot sooner
but then suddenly I turned Around And my plAnet wAs dIAmonds
And wAx wAterfAlls were Also A thIng thAt occurred..
but thAt's A whole nother set of problems probAbly..
so I meAnt to tAlk About dreAmselves wIth everyone And get people on the sAme pAge becAuse AppArently not All of us know About them yet..??
bAsIcAlly
eAch plAyer hAs Another body thAt Is Asleep whIle we're AwAke here
thAt they cAn Access whIle they're sleepIng
..hence dreAmself
those Are usuAlly eIther on derse, whIch As fAr As I know Is purple colored, or on prospIt, whIch is gold
And sInce thIs Is obvIously A gAme construct type of thIng It could probAbly be used to get more InformAtIon About thIs gAme And whAt we're deAlIng wIth
..And mAybe even whAt's wrong wIth It..??
just generAl InformAtIon cAn be gotten from the people on derse And prospIt, too
lIke whAt your Aspect or tItle Is If you don't know thAt yet
AnywAy so I wAnted to Ask If Anyone knew how to mAke your dreAmself wAke up sInce It doesn't look like everyone's Is by defAult
And we cAn't exActly go knockIng eAch other out wIth no rhyme or reAson thAt wouldn't reAlly be
productIve
..but If we could fInd A wAy then mAybe we could coordInAte our moves out there
whIch could help everyone
And If we cAn't coordInAte, then At leAst thIs cAn serve As A roll cAll for who's AwAke And who's where

so uhm
dIscuss!!

 
 
Current Location: The Land of Rifts and Echoes
 
 
02 March 2013 @ 01:48 am
You resume being LILY WHITE.

Well. That memo certainly was... INTERESTING. And frustrating. You're not sure whether you actually ENJOYED it or just wanted to throw some beakers in some faces. Either way, you did glean some INTERESTING INFORMATION out of a couple of people there. Most notably that troll named LYN. You should thank him later. You'll give your COMRADES the information from him in just a little bit. First thing's first, there are a FEW PEOPLE you need to pester about a few things... and some of them about that last MEMO.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --
 
 
28 January 2013 @ 12:39 am
Well, that was an interesting little adventure. Not two minutes into entering the Medium, and you've had to deal with all sorts of trouble. Those creatures wanted to know all about biology. So you showed them. In their faces. And that totally lasted a good day or so. You're not even sure how you got any sleep in this mess. But you sure missed a lot, apparently. You even managed to somehow lose connection to Wess upon entering the Medium!

You haven't even ventured outside of your house yet, but you've at least seen out your windows. You'd go outside to see it, since there's so many sciencey things littered about, but those canyons make it look pretty damn dangerous. Maybe in a bit you'll actually go outside. When you're done actually getting back onto Pesterchum. Gotta check up on Shea and the others, at the very least. They might be worried about how long you've been gone, after all.

-- methodologicalAnalyst [MA] has signed on. --
 
 
 
Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?


[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]