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==> Alpha: Be a bunch of trolls.
You attempt to be LYNDIS NIVALI. You fail.
You attempt to be PERRIX SEIYOS. You fail.
You attempt to be ZURAHE CADENS. You fail; and she’s not even in this session!
You attempt to be STRETCH ARMSTRONG.
.... .... .... .... What? You also fail, but what are you trying to do?
You begin being AVISPA KUSBIR simply because it would be PUZZLING for you to be anyone else at the moment. Everyone else is busy being themselves, so you can’t be them! You have successfully gathered with Kalfour Samedi, Perrix Seiyos, Pherae Elapha, Phylus Inatta, and even Durian Agripa! You are all prepared to depart from LOTAC and make your way to LOMAW!
Which you do, quite quickly, realizing that Lyndis Nivali, Zirreh Reevas, and Kaprao Ocimum are all waiting on that very planet. You’re quite certain of their location courtesy of a kind and benevolent pumpk-
What pumpkin?
The only thing that matters is upon your arrival to LOMAW you are quick to inform your party that you are NOT to leave this village! You have arrived in a village, and Kaprao was very specific in telling you not to search through the jungle.
So you stay right here. You also tell Kaprao exactly where you are.
MINUTES IN THE FUTURE, but not many:
The party has gathered! You, as well as Phylus, Perrix, Pherae, Kalfour, and Durian, successfully meet with Lyndis, Kaprao, and Zirreh! Save for a single troll and those you’ve failed to save, all of Alpha is gathered so far!
You decide, before you mingle with everyone, that you’re going to pester Hirune. You hope she’s not lonely, but you’re going to see her soon... with everyone!:
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] began pestering austereAstronomer [AA]--
AC: Hirune Hirune Hirune Hirune!
AC: We’re 4lmost there, yes!
AC: I think everything will... be re4lly re4lly re4lly... re4lly good, 4bsolutely, yes!
AC: The g4me sep4r4ted everyone!
AC: So we’re solving th4t!
AC: We’re coming to your... pl4net next, we 4re!
AC: Don’t be lonely, ok4y?
- = = = = = - = = = = = -
HOURS IN THE FUTURE, but not many:
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW opened memo 4lmost there, y4y, yes! --
AC: Oh, um, hello, everyone!
AC: I h4ve something import4nt... to tell everyone, yes!
AC: 4lmost everyone in this... session is s4fe, yes!
AC: K4pr4o, Lyn, Duri4n, Perrix... K4lfour, Zirreh, Phylus, Pher4e... 4nd me, too, yes!
artfulTransgressor [AT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
AT: uh
AT: us all being in the same place does not mean the same thing as ‘safe’
AT: but whateVer
AC: But you’re 4ll s4fe!
AC: No me4nies here, no!
AC: 4bsolutely not, 4nd th4t’s... wh4t’s import4nt, it is!
AC: We’re 4ll pl4ying together... just like the other... te4ms in the g4me!
AC: The other te4m 4nd... the hum4n te4m, yes!
AT: i cant belieVe you use the word ‘meanies’ with a straight face
AT: i mean were a race of homicidal and frequently insane killing and conquering machines
AT: i dont think ‘meanies’ properly conVeys the threat a troll who actually wanted to cause trouble here would pose
AT: and i know our Vocabularys got way better words to choose from
AT: but in any case i didnt necessarily mean among us
AT: i just meant in general
AT: like yeah technically a group might be more capable of handling threats
AT: but at the same time if the game throws something at us we CANT handle it could literally wipe out our whole session in one fell swoop right now
AT: so ‘together’ and ‘safe’ are not synonyms as i see it
careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CC: hey--x
CC: donT make fun of her--x
CC: I beT you use words lIke ThaT on your own TIme--x
AT: oh dear god
AT: theres a difference between ‘wondering why shed use that word’ and ‘mocking her’
AT: but i think we can all agree that you haVe some pretty loose standards for what constitutes mockery so lets not eVen get into that here shall we
AC: You’re s4fe, Lyn, yes.
AC: Everyone is, here, 4bsolutely.
AC: 4nd th4t’s why the... other te4ms should be... 4ll s4fe too, yes!
AC: So they’re 4ll together!
AC: Everything is s4fer 4s... 4 group, it is!
AT: i think youre missing the basic premise here
AT: but again whateVer
AT: i will shoulder the burden of maintaining a healthy leVel of realism and paranoia for the entire group
AT: iVe got plenty to spare
AT: and eVidently im the only person here who doesnt think a big group and/or indiVidual competence automatically erects a magical unicorn force field
AT: well except maybe for kap
AC: But it does, like... this it does, look!
AC: Except it’s not 4... unicorn 4t 4ll, no.
AT: WHAT IN THE BULGERIPPLING THUNDERFUCK IS THIS
AT: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW
AC: But you c4n solve... your w4y out, Lyn!
AC: It’s e4sy, look, see?
AC: Pick green, count green!
AC: If you don’t, you’re... super s4fe in there!
AC: Nothing gets out or... in 4t 4ll, no!
AC: Th4t’s one w4y I’m... going to keep everyone... very s4fe, I will!
AC: I hope the other... te4ms 4re s4fe too!
AC: Or I c4n give... them the code, yes!
AC: 4ctu4lly, I will, 4bsolutely... the code is sh3LdPZz!!!!
callouslyStalwart [CS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CS: ~I~ would like to take this moment to remind everyone that your chances of survival are vastly increased while in a group. ~~CS
CS: While Nivali is not entirely mistaken in that ~we~ cannot simply rest on upon ~our~ laurels and assume ~we~ are invincible... ~~CS
CS: Nor do ~we~ have protection from mirthful mythical creatures... ~~CS
CS: ~I~ will personally see to the protection of the ~group~ as a whole. ~~CS
CS: ~My~ presence has more than quadrupled some of your survival rates, ~I~ assure you. ~~CS
CC: perrIx Is preTTy greaT--x
CC: he TaughT me how To fIghT lIke a pro--x
AC: But we help you... too, we do, Perrix!
AC: Everyone helps everyone, 4bsolutely!
CS: Well certainly. ~~CS
CS: ~I~ simply meant that if anyone felt particularly vulnerable that they are more than welcome to rely on ~me~ personally. ~~CS
CS: ~I’m~ sure ~we~ all feel that way, ~I~ just wanted to get it out there. ~~CS
AT: NEVER FUCKING DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
AT: id rather be able to fucking GET AWAY from threats than let them use me like an oVersized squeakbeast ball while im trapped in some weird puzzle box
AT: also are you fucking kidding me seiyos
CS: Dead serious. ~~CS
AT: well i dont know if youVe magically forgotten your magical imp stampede experience but this game is way more than capable of throwing shit at you you cant actually handle
AT: and that none of the rest of us could either
AT: not eVen as a group
AT: thats what im talking about
AT: so you arent able to protect the whole group any better than you can protect yourself
AT: and the games proVed that protecting ourselVes is basically only possible when its not completely fucking us right up the waste chutes on a whim
AT: so eVeryone should be feeling Vulnerable
AT: cause we ALL FUCKING ARE
AC: No no no no!
AC: We c4n 4ll do... 4nything 4nd win, there’s... 4lw4ys 4 solution, yes!
AC: Nothing is impossible, no!
AC: If the norm4l 4ppro4ch... doesn’t work 4t 4ll...
AC: We find 4nother 4ppro4ch!
AC: This g4me is winn4ble!!!!
AT: i neVer said it wasnt
AT: just that nobody should be assuming we can handle eVerything
AT: or eVen a bulk of the somethings this games got
AT: so dont get comfortable
AT: and dont offer reassurances thatll make people complacent
AT: its way smarter to haVe people on edge and actually keeping an eye out for shit were gonna haVe to deal with
AT: so we can aVoid as much of what this game throws at us as possible
AT: and get through it before it really starts warming up to try and kill us all
AT: i know were all aware of how its been doing way better than i personally am comfortable with on that front so far
AT: people keep fucking dying and i dont think its just cause they didnt haVe a group or a big manly troll to protect them
AT: its cause this game will straight up murder you with odds that you cant beat
AT: i know you like to be positiVe aVispa but being optimistic can be actually fucking DANGEROUS if it means youre totally ignoring reality to maintain it
CC: whoa hold your hoofbeasTs--x
CC: I ThInk beIng opTImIsTIc Is kInd of my realm of busIness now--x
CC: Im TakIng ThIs hope ThIng serIously beIng The heIr of hope means Im pracTIcally enTITled to help her be enThusIasTIc and opTImIsTIC--x
CC: were noT IgnorIng anyThIng buT donT doubT The opTImIsm--x.
AT: i still think the games winnable but I also KNOW theres shit in it we cant handle
AT: so you gotta own up to that fact right now
AC: I’m not ignoring re4lity!!!!
AT: then stop saying we can do anything
AC: We c4n do 4nything!!!!
CC: ac jusT ban hIm hes beIng overly pessImIsTIc--x
CC: and shorT--x
AT: oh FUCK YOU you did NOT just
AT: i am going to assume that some kind of stupidity parasite just hijacked your pan for the last few seconds in the interest of my not punching you right in the bulge
AT: and ignore anything further you say on the subject on the same grounds
CC: Try IT and Ill--x
CC: look I donT know whaT Id do buT IT would be dangerous and youd dIe--x
AC: Stop stop stop stop!
AC: STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!
AC: You two 4ren’t 4llowed... to look 4t e4chother!
AC: Or hurt e4chother, no!
AC: Look 4t these puzzles... inste4d of e4chother, ok4y?
AC: Just not e4chother, no!!!!
passiveSampler [PS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PS: i |eave you guys a|one for just
PS: five minutes
PS: and a|ready there is ye||ing
PS: why am i not surprised
AT: i wasnt eVen trying to haVe anything to do with him in the first place which is how these unplanned and unwanted discussions with him generally go
AT: but anyway aVispa
AT: could we haVe stopped that imp explosion? cause seiyos couldnt
AC: He didn’t, but me... 4nd Phylus did, Lyn!
AC: We got rid of... 4ll of them, 4bsolutely!
AT: wait you did?
AT: how?
AC: Phylus be4t them up... with his br4nch, 4nd... blew up other ones!
AC: 4nd my ch4in skull... chewed up the rest!
AC: Th4t’s wh4t h4ppened, yes!
CS: ~I~ would also like to again state for the proverbial record and anyone keeping track that ~I~ most certainly could have handled said “explosion”. ~~CS
AT: i legit cannot belieVe how far oVer all your heads this point is sailing
AT: like i lobbed this thing underhand thinking thatd be low enough
AT: but apparently did not take into account that you guys are eVidently half a mile belowground
AT: but fine
AT: like i said ill just handle being the only one with enough sense to not run bulge-first into whateVer murdercrazy deathtraps this games got waiting for us
AT: but for fucks sake im supposed to be keeping you all aliVe and apparently you just want my job to be a magnificent clusterfuck
AC: But you don’t h4ve... to do it 4lone!
AC: We’re 4ll helping e4chother... with 4bsolutely everything, Lyn!
AC: If we’re 4lone we’re... more vulner4ble, we 4re!
AC: 4nd th4t’s why we... will 4ll be better... 4nd s4fer 4ll together!
- = = = = = - = = = = = -
[ OOC: BETA/KID Players can respond to the memo! Hirune can respond to the Memo and/or Avispa's 1-1! ALPHA Players can respond to the memo or to anyone responding to the memo or interact in-person! ]
You attempt to be PERRIX SEIYOS. You fail.
You attempt to be ZURAHE CADENS. You fail; and she’s not even in this session!
You attempt to be STRETCH ARMSTRONG.
.... .... .... .... What? You also fail, but what are you trying to do?
You begin being AVISPA KUSBIR simply because it would be PUZZLING for you to be anyone else at the moment. Everyone else is busy being themselves, so you can’t be them! You have successfully gathered with Kalfour Samedi, Perrix Seiyos, Pherae Elapha, Phylus Inatta, and even Durian Agripa! You are all prepared to depart from LOTAC and make your way to LOMAW!
Which you do, quite quickly, realizing that Lyndis Nivali, Zirreh Reevas, and Kaprao Ocimum are all waiting on that very planet. You’re quite certain of their location courtesy of a kind and benevolent pumpk-
What pumpkin?
The only thing that matters is upon your arrival to LOMAW you are quick to inform your party that you are NOT to leave this village! You have arrived in a village, and Kaprao was very specific in telling you not to search through the jungle.
So you stay right here. You also tell Kaprao exactly where you are.
MINUTES IN THE FUTURE, but not many:
The party has gathered! You, as well as Phylus, Perrix, Pherae, Kalfour, and Durian, successfully meet with Lyndis, Kaprao, and Zirreh! Save for a single troll and those you’ve failed to save, all of Alpha is gathered so far!
You decide, before you mingle with everyone, that you’re going to pester Hirune. You hope she’s not lonely, but you’re going to see her soon... with everyone!:
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] began pestering austereAstronomer [AA]--
AC: Hirune Hirune Hirune Hirune!
AC: We’re 4lmost there, yes!
AC: I think everything will... be re4lly re4lly re4lly... re4lly good, 4bsolutely, yes!
AC: The g4me sep4r4ted everyone!
AC: So we’re solving th4t!
AC: We’re coming to your... pl4net next, we 4re!
AC: Don’t be lonely, ok4y?
HOURS IN THE FUTURE, but not many:
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW opened memo 4lmost there, y4y, yes! --
AC: Oh, um, hello, everyone!
AC: I h4ve something import4nt... to tell everyone, yes!
AC: 4lmost everyone in this... session is s4fe, yes!
AC: K4pr4o, Lyn, Duri4n, Perrix... K4lfour, Zirreh, Phylus, Pher4e... 4nd me, too, yes!
artfulTransgressor [AT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
AT: uh
AT: us all being in the same place does not mean the same thing as ‘safe’
AT: but whateVer
AC: But you’re 4ll s4fe!
AC: No me4nies here, no!
AC: 4bsolutely not, 4nd th4t’s... wh4t’s import4nt, it is!
AC: We’re 4ll pl4ying together... just like the other... te4ms in the g4me!
AC: The other te4m 4nd... the hum4n te4m, yes!
AT: i cant belieVe you use the word ‘meanies’ with a straight face
AT: i mean were a race of homicidal and frequently insane killing and conquering machines
AT: i dont think ‘meanies’ properly conVeys the threat a troll who actually wanted to cause trouble here would pose
AT: and i know our Vocabularys got way better words to choose from
AT: but in any case i didnt necessarily mean among us
AT: i just meant in general
AT: like yeah technically a group might be more capable of handling threats
AT: but at the same time if the game throws something at us we CANT handle it could literally wipe out our whole session in one fell swoop right now
AT: so ‘together’ and ‘safe’ are not synonyms as i see it
careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CC: hey--x
CC: donT make fun of her--x
CC: I beT you use words lIke ThaT on your own TIme--x
AT: oh dear god
AT: theres a difference between ‘wondering why shed use that word’ and ‘mocking her’
AT: but i think we can all agree that you haVe some pretty loose standards for what constitutes mockery so lets not eVen get into that here shall we
AC: You’re s4fe, Lyn, yes.
AC: Everyone is, here, 4bsolutely.
AC: 4nd th4t’s why the... other te4ms should be... 4ll s4fe too, yes!
AC: So they’re 4ll together!
AC: Everything is s4fer 4s... 4 group, it is!
AT: i think youre missing the basic premise here
AT: but again whateVer
AT: i will shoulder the burden of maintaining a healthy leVel of realism and paranoia for the entire group
AT: iVe got plenty to spare
AT: and eVidently im the only person here who doesnt think a big group and/or indiVidual competence automatically erects a magical unicorn force field
AT: well except maybe for kap
AC: But it does, like... this it does, look!
AC: Except it’s not 4... unicorn 4t 4ll, no.
AT: WHAT IN THE BULGERIPPLING THUNDERFUCK IS THIS
AT: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW
AC: But you c4n solve... your w4y out, Lyn!
AC: It’s e4sy, look, see?
AC: Pick green, count green!
AC: If you don’t, you’re... super s4fe in there!
AC: Nothing gets out or... in 4t 4ll, no!
AC: Th4t’s one w4y I’m... going to keep everyone... very s4fe, I will!
AC: I hope the other... te4ms 4re s4fe too!
AC: Or I c4n give... them the code, yes!
AC: 4ctu4lly, I will, 4bsolutely... the code is sh3LdPZz!!!!
callouslyStalwart [CS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CS: ~I~ would like to take this moment to remind everyone that your chances of survival are vastly increased while in a group. ~~CS
CS: While Nivali is not entirely mistaken in that ~we~ cannot simply rest on upon ~our~ laurels and assume ~we~ are invincible... ~~CS
CS: Nor do ~we~ have protection from mirthful mythical creatures... ~~CS
CS: ~I~ will personally see to the protection of the ~group~ as a whole. ~~CS
CS: ~My~ presence has more than quadrupled some of your survival rates, ~I~ assure you. ~~CS
CC: perrIx Is preTTy greaT--x
CC: he TaughT me how To fIghT lIke a pro--x
AC: But we help you... too, we do, Perrix!
AC: Everyone helps everyone, 4bsolutely!
CS: Well certainly. ~~CS
CS: ~I~ simply meant that if anyone felt particularly vulnerable that they are more than welcome to rely on ~me~ personally. ~~CS
CS: ~I’m~ sure ~we~ all feel that way, ~I~ just wanted to get it out there. ~~CS
AT: NEVER FUCKING DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
AT: id rather be able to fucking GET AWAY from threats than let them use me like an oVersized squeakbeast ball while im trapped in some weird puzzle box
AT: also are you fucking kidding me seiyos
CS: Dead serious. ~~CS
AT: well i dont know if youVe magically forgotten your magical imp stampede experience but this game is way more than capable of throwing shit at you you cant actually handle
AT: and that none of the rest of us could either
AT: not eVen as a group
AT: thats what im talking about
AT: so you arent able to protect the whole group any better than you can protect yourself
AT: and the games proVed that protecting ourselVes is basically only possible when its not completely fucking us right up the waste chutes on a whim
AT: so eVeryone should be feeling Vulnerable
AT: cause we ALL FUCKING ARE
AC: No no no no!
AC: We c4n 4ll do... 4nything 4nd win, there’s... 4lw4ys 4 solution, yes!
AC: Nothing is impossible, no!
AC: If the norm4l 4ppro4ch... doesn’t work 4t 4ll...
AC: We find 4nother 4ppro4ch!
AC: This g4me is winn4ble!!!!
AT: i neVer said it wasnt
AT: just that nobody should be assuming we can handle eVerything
AT: or eVen a bulk of the somethings this games got
AT: so dont get comfortable
AT: and dont offer reassurances thatll make people complacent
AT: its way smarter to haVe people on edge and actually keeping an eye out for shit were gonna haVe to deal with
AT: so we can aVoid as much of what this game throws at us as possible
AT: and get through it before it really starts warming up to try and kill us all
AT: i know were all aware of how its been doing way better than i personally am comfortable with on that front so far
AT: people keep fucking dying and i dont think its just cause they didnt haVe a group or a big manly troll to protect them
AT: its cause this game will straight up murder you with odds that you cant beat
AT: i know you like to be positiVe aVispa but being optimistic can be actually fucking DANGEROUS if it means youre totally ignoring reality to maintain it
CC: whoa hold your hoofbeasTs--x
CC: I ThInk beIng opTImIsTIc Is kInd of my realm of busIness now--x
CC: Im TakIng ThIs hope ThIng serIously beIng The heIr of hope means Im pracTIcally enTITled to help her be enThusIasTIc and opTImIsTIC--x
CC: were noT IgnorIng anyThIng buT donT doubT The opTImIsm--x.
AT: i still think the games winnable but I also KNOW theres shit in it we cant handle
AT: so you gotta own up to that fact right now
AC: I’m not ignoring re4lity!!!!
AT: then stop saying we can do anything
AC: We c4n do 4nything!!!!
CC: ac jusT ban hIm hes beIng overly pessImIsTIc--x
CC: and shorT--x
AT: oh FUCK YOU you did NOT just
AT: i am going to assume that some kind of stupidity parasite just hijacked your pan for the last few seconds in the interest of my not punching you right in the bulge
AT: and ignore anything further you say on the subject on the same grounds
CC: Try IT and Ill--x
CC: look I donT know whaT Id do buT IT would be dangerous and youd dIe--x
AC: Stop stop stop stop!
AC: STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!
AC: You two 4ren’t 4llowed... to look 4t e4chother!
AC: Or hurt e4chother, no!
AC: Look 4t these puzzles... inste4d of e4chother, ok4y?
AC: Just not e4chother, no!!!!
passiveSampler [PS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PS: i |eave you guys a|one for just
PS: five minutes
PS: and a|ready there is ye||ing
PS: why am i not surprised
AT: i wasnt eVen trying to haVe anything to do with him in the first place which is how these unplanned and unwanted discussions with him generally go
AT: but anyway aVispa
AT: could we haVe stopped that imp explosion? cause seiyos couldnt
AC: He didn’t, but me... 4nd Phylus did, Lyn!
AC: We got rid of... 4ll of them, 4bsolutely!
AT: wait you did?
AT: how?
AC: Phylus be4t them up... with his br4nch, 4nd... blew up other ones!
AC: 4nd my ch4in skull... chewed up the rest!
AC: Th4t’s wh4t h4ppened, yes!
CS: ~I~ would also like to again state for the proverbial record and anyone keeping track that ~I~ most certainly could have handled said “explosion”. ~~CS
AT: i legit cannot belieVe how far oVer all your heads this point is sailing
AT: like i lobbed this thing underhand thinking thatd be low enough
AT: but apparently did not take into account that you guys are eVidently half a mile belowground
AT: but fine
AT: like i said ill just handle being the only one with enough sense to not run bulge-first into whateVer murdercrazy deathtraps this games got waiting for us
AT: but for fucks sake im supposed to be keeping you all aliVe and apparently you just want my job to be a magnificent clusterfuck
AC: But you don’t h4ve... to do it 4lone!
AC: We’re 4ll helping e4chother... with 4bsolutely everything, Lyn!
AC: If we’re 4lone we’re... more vulner4ble, we 4re!
AC: 4nd th4t’s why we... will 4ll be better... 4nd s4fer 4ll together!
[ OOC: BETA/KID Players can respond to the memo! Hirune can respond to the Memo and/or Avispa's 1-1! ALPHA Players can respond to the memo or to anyone responding to the memo or interact in-person! ]
[Action + Memo] - Avispa Kusbir
You'll gladly talk to any of the other ALPHA PLAYERS who come to you, but at the moment you're checking on your HUSKTOP to talk to others, too! Especially HIRUNE!
[ OOC: Anyone can just respond to this post, Beta/Kids will be assumed to be Memo responses! Alpha can choose Action or Memo. Alternatively Avispa can go invade other threads too. ]
no subject
give me
such a massive fucking headache
but a few points:
Lyn, let Phylus do the Hopey thing
Phylus, ignore him, it's better that way
Perrix, you're still a tool
Kusbir
...good job keeping those morons under control, I guess
for certain values of 'under control', that is
--oh♪
and if you have a dreamself on Derse
I'm not sure which one we're going to hit but
I'm kind of going to fly a battleship into your castle
sorry
but ain't even a bit sorry
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Yes they're 4bsolutely under... control, they 4re, yes!
4nd if they st4rt... being me4nies I c4n... just cube them, y4y!
It's 4 short "time... out" for them, yes!
Lyn knows 4ll 4bout... it now, he does!
But he doesn't need... one 4g4in, m4ybe, no.
At the word "dreamself" in Zurahe's message, though, you lock up for a moment. A number of very, very unpleasant memories flood into your head as you remember something that you'd thought was only a nightmare.
... ... ... ...
Zur4he, I think my... dre4mself w4s killed by...
You hesitate, trying to remember, but you can't. You don't know why, but your memory is so fuzzy about it.
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
... by... ... ...
someone... ... ... ...
... ... ... st4bbed...
... ... killed... ...
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that's one way t' deal with them I guess
and I dunno
he's getting a little touchy with phylus there
maybe they both need another to calm their shit down
You consider what you know of the game and what's going on in it now, and you're pretty sure you know what happened to Kusbir's dreamself.
probably a Dersite
wouldn't worry much about 'em
bit off a bit more than they could chew when they attacked prospit
speaking of which
carapaces ain't got skulls
but apparently their heads kinda work a bit like 'em
you want this one I snatched off some big ugly fucker♫
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So they c4n not... be me4nies 4nymore, no.
But I c4n't do... 4nything to them now.
My dre4mself is de4d!
They just killed me!
You're actually pretty upset about it, and now that you remember it you're frowning... a lot.
... ... ... ...
W4it, wh4t, huh, Zur4he...?
Wh4t do you me4n?
How c4n 4 he4d... not h4ve or be... 4 skull, m4ybe, huh?
They weren't using it?
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[Action + Memo] - Lyndis Nivali
It's not that you are LITERALLY ALLERGIC to optimism or anything, but you think Avispa's DETERMINED INSISTENCE that you all can handle anything and everything the game throws at you is both INSANE and HIGHLY DANGEROUS. You don't believe that group morale requires IGNORING YOUR LIMITATIONS, or that acknowledging that some things the game does are WELL BEYOND YOUR CAPABILITIES. At the very least, your capabilities thus far. You are fairly certain Avispa is going to BITE OFF MORE THAN SHE CAN MASTICATE sooner or later, and quite possibly drag MOST OF THE GROUP with. Not you, because you're sane, and you have a firm grasp on reality...and, if the SEEMINGLY INEVITABLE occurs, it will likely be YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to avert disaster for your session.
What frustrates you even more than the BLIND OPTIMISM, however, is that you have no idea how you could possibly avert ANY KIND OF DISASTER when it seems like no one in your session except KAPRAO - and maybe ZIRREH - listens to you, or COMPREHENDS you even if they are theoretically listening.
So for now, you are WEDGED somewhere carefully out of the way and minimally visible to the rest of the group, huddled up indian-style on the ground with your HUSKTOP. You actually have a MOBILE COMPUTING DEVICE, but whenever you're stationary you prefer to use the HUSKTOP. You've just gotten so used to it over the sweeps, and when you're focused on its screen you can almost FORGET YOUR SURROUNDINGS and feel like you're still back in your CAVE, as though none of this is actually happening.
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Of course, you also have to make sure he knows you're there. So you speak, your tone practically radiating happiness.
Hello there, Lyn, yes! I brought a present!
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Your consorts have probably pestered the other players at least once or twice, and if they actually let them talk at any length they probably started telling stories. They sound more like folklore and are occasionally morbid, but that actually helps cheer you up a little, sometimes.
You have also warned everybody to NOT STEP OUT OF THE FUCKING VILLAGE, albeit not so much in those exact words, but with the same general feeling. If this seemingly blind optimism Avispa is showing says anything, they are more likely to end up dead than anything else.
You do not go into the jungle with high hopes, or any belief that you can handle anything. You just don't, because that is not the same as knowing when you are the one at something else's mercy.
hmmm
have any of you tried experimenting with those hea|th drops you get
when you ki|| under|ings?
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It is none other than the promised "Kaprao Cube"! A Rubik's cube gift just for Kaprao!
Hello K4pr4o, I c4n fin4lly give this to you, I c4n, yes!
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You have to pause to remember this, before you take it from Avispa.
oh, urm
thank you
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I kept it s4fe!
So now it's yours!
I'm gl4d we found... you 4nd everyone, yes!
4nd th4t you're s4fe!
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I think I'll manage to hold out until all of you arrive.
...although come to think of it, I should probably rearrange the furniture.
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I'm gl4d, I 4m!
4lso I c4n m4ke... 4 puzzle for you!
I think you'd like... it, prob4bly, 4bsolutely, yes!
Oh oh oh oh!
4lso, um, I could... m4ybe m4ke more room... in your hive m4ybe?
If you h4ve enough... grist, th4t is, yes.
More rooms out or... up or 4round, m4ybe!
Admittedly, you've been hesitant to add much as a server player because you weren't at all sure what Hirune wanted! ...and then you got distracted. Whoops. But while you're resting on Kaprao's planet, you could totally help!
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...thank you.
Oh, and if you have the time, making more room would... probably be very helpful.
I should have enough grist; one thing this planet is good for is pit traps, it seems.
A couple wider floors on top or building out from the ground floor would make sense.
It's not as if the aesthetics really matter.
I haven't really done...
...well, any entertaining since I built this hive, so there's not much room.
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I'll pick one, or... um, m4ybe give you... four of them, yes!
Th4t might be good!
So you h4ve choices.
4nd oh, ok4y, yes!
I c4n do th4t!
Th4t w4y we're not... crowding you, I think?
More room is m4ybe... better, I think, yes?
Already, you are hard at work adding to Hirune's hive. You take special care not to obstruct the center, which seems to have a perfect upward view, and opt to build around it. You... actually build three floors above Hirune's hive, each with four rooms coming off of them. Four floors, four main areas, four rooms extending off of each floor. That's sixteen total rooms with four areas to mingle in... and they all have a balcony to lean out and look up or down to the other floors from; or a balcony off of the rooms to look out on Hirune's planet!
Of course, you also add stairs, and then you decide to contact Hirune again. You are so proud of yourself. Also you've done a good job making it aesthetically pleasing, even though you weren't trying.
Oh, um, I think... I m4ybe solved th4t!
There's lots of room!
Four floors, sixteen rooms!
I c4n 4dd more... or ch4nge things, m4ybe?
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So you decide to be ANDEZO instead of racing haphazardly into the trees for some kind of cover like Kaprao told you all not to. Now you feel quite a lot more confident! You aren't hiding in a corner avoiding the memo anymore so much as letting your curiosity guide you to the edge of the village, looking at the trees... making idle conversation with Kaprao's consorts. You imagine Avispa can get her point across without your help and so you can sit and listen to the various stories they tell you, keeping an eye everyone from a little distance. You hardly want to disturb anyone with the distressing state of your host's brain after all. Eventually this will pass and Kalfour will be better suited to dealing with them all, you hope.
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Oh, um, K4lfour, hello!
4re you ok4y, m4ybe?
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*f c*urse avispa
+theres n* reas*n +* w*rry ab*u+ me
in fac+ - why d*n+ y*u +e|| me h*w y*uve been ins+ead
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Oh, um, I see?
I thought something w4s... m4ybe wrong, or, m4ybe?
But if you're ok4y.
4nd um, w4it, me?
Huh, um, w4it, huh?
You're really not used to answering how you are, no one really asks. How... do you answer that? You need a little bit of time to think about your answer.
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You remember the last conversation you had with him, and how that ended. Haha. You figure you should at least apologise for stepping out of line there, so you approach him.
Awkwardly, that is. You and people and talking...
urm...
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hell* kapra*
h*w have y*u been
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[Action + Memo] - Durian Agripa
Hopefully no one has noticed the LOOKS you keep giving Perrix. No one told you to wander around LOAAR alone. You think a few of the memos that you skimmed told everyone not to go alone. It was your own fault. And yet you keep GLARING at Perrix. If he hadn't told you about the GRIST DROPS, you wouldn't have SIDETRACKED with so many side quests on your trip.
You know you're being RIDICULOUS. If it wasn't for Kappy's MYSTERIOUS MISSIVE, you would be wandering off on more needless side quests to get away from your fellow blueblood. Without that option, you DECAPTCHALOGUE your HUSKTOP and stare at it instead.
-- defensiveAlchemist[DA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --
DA: 5peaking of
DA: >- 5afer together
DA: i found out that the different kind5 of gri5t that imp5 drop on different land5
DA: i5 the 5ame 5tuff that im torrenting from you guy5
DA: i ran around LOAAR alone for no good rea5on
DA: =:[
DA: friend5 dont let friend5 run around LOAAR
DA: the 5pawn rate there i5 5tupid
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Hello there, Duri4n, hello!
Um, wh4t 4re you... looking 4t so intently?
Is it Perrix, m4ybe?
He's 4lre4dy bl4ck for... someone you know, yes!
You looked 4 little... m4d, m4ybe, I think?
Or 4 little disturbed!
Or m4ybe confused, yes?
Or, oh, m4ybe sc4red?
4ctu4lly I don't know... how you looked, no!
So um, wh4t 4nd... how were you looking?
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what
no im not looking at anyone like that
why would you even think that
5top making fun of my face
For the love of alchemy, quickly, deflect her train of thought.
5ince when i5 he 6lack for 5ome6ody i know
You tilt your head and examine Avispa. Surely not her...?
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Durian
since you're the on|y one here i think wou|d be particular|y interested
have you tried alchemitizing using the hea|th drops?
since
i've noticed that they're rea||y just basic hea|ing
so i'm |ooking into ways and combinations to improve them
most of what i've been doing is with p|ants though
do you have any other materia|s that might be usefu|?