Unfortunately, that isn't as easy as it sounds. While you're well aware of the location of your incredibly masculine EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE SUPPLY and Dick Van Dyke DVD collection, you simply can't bring yourself to leave one of your enormous home's many chaise lounges. You have no idea how BOSS managed to procure this many for you, but they're a small display of his usually non-existent esteem.
The one you've found is cloaked in RICH VELVET and is black, like your mood. You have the feeling that for many people, a "black mood" would merely suggest feeling somber, but you refuse to be lumped in with plebeians. "Black" makes you think of dark intentions and film noir. You sort of wish you had a younger sibling expressly to pick on them right now, but that would be impossible. You were raised as an only child.
Against your better judgment, you decide to pull out your expensive SMARTPHONE which has one of those all-in-one plans you simply could not live without. The Pesterchum app for it isn't great, but the makers seem to have ignored your many emailed improvement plans.
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The one you've found is cloaked in RICH VELVET and is black, like your mood. You have the feeling that for many people, a "black mood" would merely suggest feeling somber, but you refuse to be lumped in with plebeians. "Black" makes you think of dark intentions and film noir. You sort of wish you had a younger sibling expressly to pick on them right now, but that would be impossible. You were raised as an only child.
Against your better judgment, you decide to pull out your expensive SMARTPHONE which has one of those all-in-one plans you simply could not live without. The Pesterchum app for it isn't great, but the makers seem to have ignored your many emailed improvement plans.
misterArchimime [MA] has signed on.
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