[Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

[ataraxicarcher]

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?


[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

Comments

[ataraxicarcher]

true. just like i dont fear the reaper. /okayitried

yeah, i wasnt even going to play this thing to begin with. but...meteors. /spoileverything

anyway, now that i've got you in my nefarious clutches, i need some fucking tricked out arrows.

i'm thinking explosive arrows.

ive been lead to believe, Wess, that you are my main man to talk to for this kind of shit. unless you've been yanking my chain all this time and you arent some fucking unibomber jr. /minusthecrazymostly

[tetchytmesis]

reapers. probably. dead. with the. rest of. our. planet. anyway.
good. riddance.
well. yeah. meteors. self. explanatory. nothing. much. to say. about. that.
except.
it. was. basically. the most. cliche. way. for. earth. to. go.
honestly.
ok. thats. easy. gimme. an. hour.


wait.


did. you. just. say. unibomber.

[ataraxicarcher]

its like a summer blockbuster movie right in our backyard. except without Bruce Willis or Morgan Freeman or someone like that. not even a fucking trailer.

sweet. imps wont fucking know what hit them

i meant it the most affectionate way possible /toosoon?

[tetchytmesis]

dont. you. see.
our. whole. lives. were. just. seconds. of. one. big. trailer.
but. wait. were. also. the. movie. arent. we.
theres. an. inception. joke. in. here. somewhere. i. can. feel. it.
but. where.

and. its. un. a. bomber.
not. uni.
i. dont. know. whether. to. feel. offended.
or. grossly. endeared.
just. kidding. i dont. care.

[ataraxicarcher]

i want fucking better narration for my life story.

movie in a movie. so fucking meta. it would be more Inceptiony if it was like a movie in a movie in a story or something but the twist is we dont know whos the main character of the story.

god its the end of the world and your hung up on how to spell unabomber. /reallyWessreally? and if youd prefer hideously endeared i can rearrange my vocabulary to make it so fucking sugarcoated that youll get a two for one combo of diabetes and cavities all in one

[tetchytmesis]

youll. have. to. take. a. number.
but. maybe. theyll. get. back. to. you. in. another. universe. or two.
which. is. all. too. probable.

do. we. know. whos. the. main. character. of. our. story. though.

well. yeah. i mean. unibomber. makes. me. sound. like. some. ugly. bomber. with. a. unibrow.
i. like. to. think. my. two. eyebrows. value. their. individuality.
wess. left. and. wess. right.
no. thanks. though. thatll. just. make. me. barf. grossly. all. over. your. vocabulary.