[Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

[ataraxicarcher]

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?


[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

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===> Avispa: Oh no; she's online.

[apiarycryptonaut]

You need a solution. You can't just keep breaking down into tears every time you see her online.

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] began pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

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No, you can't, you can't even manage a word. You didn't give yourself enough time!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] is now an idle chum! --

===> Shea: FACEPALM x2 COMBO

[ataraxicarcher]

What the fuck? This person again? You really don't recall ever seeing them in the memo. SIGH. Well, guess it's good they're...Alive and stuff.

so youre in this game too. oh boy just to get this out there, youre messaging me first. i am not responsible for whatever fucking trauma you suddenly get because you cant handle my sick pop culture reference that i drop faster than they do in an episode of the Gilmore girls

also i don't read dots cause that aint any Morse code i know. totes rude. can i at least get words?

===> Avispa: Oh no she's angry already

[apiarycryptonaut]

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] is no longer idle! --

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No. You have to talk about this. You'll try to disregard the puzzles in her words, you know they're just lures. You have to get past those!

I'm not going to... be 4fr4id of you... 4nymore, 4t 4ll, no!

[ataraxicarcher]

You have no idea what this person is going on about.

what.

[chroniker]

Hey, Shea! You made it in the game too!
And man, Inception, I loved that movie. It does remind me of what we have going on here...
But anyways, erm. What have your consorts told you?
They've supposed to give hints about what to do, I think!
And I don't really know about how to deal with the sprite thing, sorry. 8(
I have problems with my sprite on my own, if you could say that, hehe.

[ataraxicarcher]

heard from Eric that you were a-okay. and what can i say about getting into the game? imminent danger will do that for you /ilovethesmellofadrenalineinthemorning

seriously. i was very disappointed i didn't see Leo blazing through, but i swear to god if i hear Edith Piaf music inexplicably playing from nowhere i am going to try to get the hell out of dodge.

consorts? wait, am i like some sort of fucking pimp now? oh wait, that's courteseans /disregard what do they look like? where the hell do you find them? cause you know i've sort of been sticking around the house. because it's like fucking mt Everest and K2 had mountain babies. like literally. all over. /okaymaybeitsmorelikemt.McKinleyandKilimanjaro

what unfortunate things did you make into a sprite? i can strongly recommend against fucking throwing taxidermied honey badgers into it

[chroniker]

Yes, Eric and me have been in contact, she mentioned that you were her server!
Still haven't heard from her previous server, though...
Oh man, if you do hear Edith Piaf, that would be weird and very dangerous!
Don't go throwing yourself off a cliff or anything anytime soon.
Besides, you already are supposed to have a dream self!
I found that out when I took a quick nap...
And they're supposed to be around your land, yes! They're different for each one of us.
So, sadly, you will have to leave your house at some point if you want to make progress...
And. Well. Erm. A bird skeleton, and...
Gosh, the second thing is a bit embarrassing and personal and I'm not entirely sure how this would go over at all. 8(

[ataraxicarcher]

i am. eh, its temporary i guess until she gets on i think? then we will transition like im passing the Olympic torch and shit and work out all these shenanigans.

nah, id just fill up the tub and dunk my head in. much safer

huh? dream self? that like some sort of cool alter-ego or something? /fuckyes

bluh. i figured i'd have to leave at some point, but geeze gonna be a pain in the ass. it's gonna be like level grinding in a mmorpg or some shit /1expperkillherewego

bird skeleton...glad i'm not the only person who thought something dead would be a brilliant fucking idea to stick in the sprite. well if you feel like its super personal you dont need to share, but you know judging isnt my big thing /aintmystyle

unless it's like some dead cop or something you killed, in that case i might not want to know that.

[tetchytmesis]

Shea's alive, huh. Lame.

(And, OK, so you are a little relieved she's not dead. Whatever.)

brains.
i. still. dont. want. to. play. this. game.

[ataraxicarcher]

theres at least a planets worth of distance from you so i dont have to fear your shambling right now.

and yet here you are. /funnyhowlifeworks

[tetchytmesis]

you. never. feared. it. in. the. first. place.
here. i. am.
apparently. i. have. to be. here. or. there. or. whatever. wherever.
or. someone. dies. because. of. my. refusal.
someones.
funny. how. life. works.
so. what. do. you. need.

[ataraxicarcher]

true. just like i dont fear the reaper. /okayitried

yeah, i wasnt even going to play this thing to begin with. but...meteors. /spoileverything

anyway, now that i've got you in my nefarious clutches, i need some fucking tricked out arrows.

i'm thinking explosive arrows.

ive been lead to believe, Wess, that you are my main man to talk to for this kind of shit. unless you've been yanking my chain all this time and you arent some fucking unibomber jr. /minusthecrazymostly

[celestialcavalier]

braaaaaaains-

Holy shit, I thought you died.
Are you in the game, or just getting there?

[ataraxicarcher]

holy shit, i'm not. and youre not dead either i see /itslikeasurprisetwist

i'm in. just trying to get my shit together and stuff. fucking expeditions. that's like something my mom would love. actually she's probably out there right now digging shit up. /lesigh

[celestialcavalier]

So you dodged the meteor and everything?
Have you gotten in any fights yet?

[ataraxicarcher]

if you mean the giant floaty burning hunk of rock aiming for my house, yeah. i avoided dying a flaming crushy sort of death

not yet. had to do some server player shit first.

[twintimes]

I Am so glAd you mAde It In sAfe
//;D;

[ataraxicarcher]

sup Ria? i mean besides the meteors and the end of life as we knew it. i'm also assuming both of you made it in.

[twintimes]

yes yes I- we dId!
some other people I know dIdn't though..
but AnywAy!!
honeybAdgersprIte, huh.... sorry I reAlly hAve no AdvIce for you there..
holmesroAchsprIte usuAlly stAys At At the very leAst Arm's length..

[ataraxicarcher]

sorry, man.

i still need to figure out the second thing to chuck into the sprite...i know i have a list of what i'm sure as fucking hell not throwing in there. holmesroachsprite.. should i even ask?

[fayeshionista]

Glad to see that you're joining us.

[ataraxicarcher]

i'd like to think that staying alive is a pretty good game incentive

but man, it had to be some sort sims and mmorpg hybrid, didnt it? /leastit'snotzombies

[fayeshionista]

I'm sure at least a few people would agree with that assessment.

As far as we know, anyway.

==> Lily: Celebrate on a successful role.

[methodologicalanalyst]

yay, it worked, it worked
now i gotta find some way to get into this game too

[ataraxicarcher]

thank fucking god.

it looks like Wess is still alive so barring him fucking up something beyond fixabilty before it's deep impact, i think you'll be fine /optimismman