Kaprao: Recruit some more players.

[flowerwhisperer]

So you have recently learnt that your half your session somehow went and died one way or another and you are all POSSIBLY REALLY BONED now. For some reason a part of you isn't really surprised that it's come down to this, but then again you are already used to bad things happening.

But that is besides the point! You are going to go and try RECRUITING NEW PLAYERS and hopefully avert everyone dying horribly. You have some people in mind, which is to say there are people you'd really rather not die from meteors because they don't deserve it. You just have to...figure out how to explain that it's either a potentially really dangerous game or imminent death by meteor.

Damn.

PS: urm
PS: he||o

Clearly you will not be interrupted in your efforts.

Comments

[flowerwhisperer]

urm
game to rescue peop|e from meteors
and get te|eported to a different universe apparent|y

...Wow you sound like a tool.

[appleful]

THAT'S A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE
doesn't that sound a bit too silly
i thought this whole thing is an incredible vr thing

[flowerwhisperer]

wait
you're a|ready in the game?

[appleful]

already
more like finally
i had to wait sooooo long because of the order

[flowerwhisperer]

urm
who are you p|aying with?

[appleful]

a bunch of people and friends!!!!!
cheriour shea chrysi ria ira faye sparks chi-rho lily donovan wess
i think that's our whole group
not in that order though
you wanna play with us
or do you have your own group already

[flowerwhisperer]

oh good
uh
i a|ready have my own group
but thank you

[appleful]

did you want to invite me
was that your master plan kaprao
don't turn me into the baddie in this story though!!!!!
are you in already

[flowerwhisperer]

i was going to invite you
yes
but it's good to know you've a|ready got a group
urm
yes i am in a|ready

[appleful]

THANK YOU ANYWAY
what does your new place look like
is it pretty or wild and dangerous

[flowerwhisperer]

uh
it's kind of a rea||y big overgrown forest
so
nothing new

[appleful]

so you got a new forest for your old forest
that's a bit disappointing
but was that the truth you just told me

[flowerwhisperer]

yeah
it's not too bad though
i |ike forests
it's the truth

[appleful]

but if this game can really get us to another universe
what happened with our home universe

[flowerwhisperer]

urm
i wou|d not be surprised
if the meteors just destroy the p|anet

[appleful]

no that's stupid
that's so not true
after all we need a place to go back when we're done with the game

[flowerwhisperer]

urm
the who|e point of this game being made
was to escape the who|e end of the wor|d thing
so
uh

I'm sorry, Kappers

[appleful]

nnnnnooooo

His life is hard

[flowerwhisperer]

i'm not joking

indeed it is

[appleful]

of course you are!!!!!
and it's a really lame joke
if you didn't get the memo
end of the world jokes are over
actually they've always been stupid

[flowerwhisperer]

that's because no one was joking!

[appleful]

i don't believe that world's ending blabbering
it's stuuuuupid and lame
THERE'S NO REASON FOR THE UNVIVERSE TO SUDDENLY SELF DESTRUCT
WHO EVEN DOES THAT

[flowerwhisperer]

i don't know
why do accidents happen?
why did my ex-moirai| somehow predict the meteors happening
and how they're going to doom everything?
i
don't
know
but it's happening
and rea||y
i doubt anything can survive a sustained meteor shower

[appleful]

why ex-moirail
what happened
of course you can survive some meteors
don't make it sound worse than it actually is
DO YOU KNOW HOW HORRIBLE YOU SOUND
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T PLAY THEN
THEY JUST RIGHT UP DIED
yeah no not happening
too many innocent deaths happening at once

[flowerwhisperer]

i know what i'm saying
they might not be dead yet
but un|ess they can survive an ons|aught of giant f|aming rocks
they probab|y won't stay that way for |ong
my moirail is dead
my lusus got smacked by a huge meteor and he died too
right at my doorstep
and did you know?
burnt corpses smell horrible and i had to sit in my hive with his body blocking the damn door and breathe in it for hours
all because of those
stupid
fucking
meteors
and now half of my team somehow managed to die and we're still doomed unless we can get more players
and all i can do is try and rescue a handful more because this game can't hold many people
and i have to pick who to save out of a planet that is mostly full of goddamn psychopaths and assholes so maybe those deaths aren't really innocent
except i also have to tell some people that chances are their friends are doomed
and
and

Your hands are shaking so much you can't continue.

You're not sure if you really want to at this point, either.