24 May 2013 @ 04:42 pm
Your name is PHERAE ELAPHA, and never in all your sweeps have you been SO OVERWHELMED.

And, frankly, you're not so sure about the "emerging," either. The narrow windows at the top of this tower are just the right dimensions for you to fire your bow through, and it makes you feel much better to be able to do exactly that, despite the current TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES rendering your efforts at self-defense a bit pointless.

Who was it that Kaprao said had made this game? In hindsight, maybe you really should have asked him.

words words words )
 
 
09 May 2013 @ 11:17 am
-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo INFODUMP --

since I can't believe that most of you
still don't even know who your teammates are
(except for maybe the humans but come on that's easy)
I think it's pretty safe to assume most of you also haven't been doing much to figure out how this game works
and why some of you suck so bad at it
although really
there's no helping it in some cases
fair warning, this is long as shit because I've ~actually~ been looking shit up about this game
so buckle in kiddos
time to kick this steam-powered information locomotive into proverbial gear



ITP: Schoolfeeding on Game Basics )
 
 
09 April 2013 @ 08:04 pm


You are now on DERSE.

If you've awakened in this kingdom, your DREAM SELF is free to leave their TOWER and explore the city below. There may be a few things out of the ordinary, however; some of the resident DERSITES appear to be on edge...

If you look closely, you will find a series of golden posters plastered up on the walls of the kingdom: these posters are headlined with LIES AND SLANDER, though that might only be the case if you actually like the people pictured on them. You might see one of your TEAMMATES or even just a FRIEND, beneath the headline...

HEROES FAIL TO AWAKEN! ROGUE AND THIEF CONTINUE TO BE AT LARGE!
THE FALL OF PROSPIT'S HEROES REVERSED! A NEW ARMY HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES!
THE PRINCE IS DEAD? THE PRINCE IS ALIVE? HAS TIME GONE CRAZY?

The headlines are uncountable - you're willing to bet that there is one for every player in your session. You wouldn't be surprised if there were one about you on your opposing moon!

Perhaps you'd better locate one of your teammates, or ask the DERSITES what's happening. This has to be a setup by the BLACK QUEEN.
 
 
 
12 January 2013 @ 12:51 am
You've finally put enough pieces together and collected enough questions and ideas to properly take action. You sit at your husktop and prepare to properly pester not just a single person but a whopping NINE OTHERS with your ideas and plans.

You suppose that there's NOTHING DANGEROUS about a 9X 10X PESTER COMBO but honestly you've never been able to properly identify DANGERS so who really knew what you were getting yourself into?


-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] has signed on. --

9x Pester )
 
 
14 October 2012 @ 11:21 am
So you have recently learnt that your half your session somehow went and died one way or another and you are all POSSIBLY REALLY BONED now. For some reason a part of you isn't really surprised that it's come down to this, but then again you are already used to bad things happening.

But that is besides the point! You are going to go and try RECRUITING NEW PLAYERS and hopefully avert everyone dying horribly. You have some people in mind, which is to say there are people you'd really rather not die from meteors because they don't deserve it. You just have to...figure out how to explain that it's either a potentially really dangerous game or imminent death by meteor.

Damn.


PS: urm
PS: he||o


Clearly you will not be interrupted in your efforts.