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apiarycryptonaut) wrote in scrib2013-03-09 01:48 am
==> Avispa: Make an announcement
--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] started memo stop it stop it stop it stop it--
You open the memo with determination. There are a lot of things wrong and you have a few you want to address. It has to be you.
Um, everyone, your 4ttention!
Ple4se, I think, yes?
Just um, re4d this!
You need to re4d... this, it's import4nt, yes!
Um so, Zur4he, yes!
You 4ll need to... know something, you do!
Remember um, qu4dr4nts, yes?
They're very very very... very import4nt to h4ve!
4nd you don't w4nt... to lose them, no.
Zur4he lost her qu4dr4nts.
More th4n one, too.
Think 4bout how she... feels bec4use of th4t!
She doesn't need to... be more 4lone, no!
Th4t's not how we... win this g4me, no!
4ll of you, stop!
You pause, staring at the memo before you send it. That's what you wanted to say! A certain other memo with talk of losing a quadrant had made you aware of just how important this was. And now everyone would know.
You open the memo with determination. There are a lot of things wrong and you have a few you want to address. It has to be you.
Um, everyone, your 4ttention!
Ple4se, I think, yes?
Just um, re4d this!
You need to re4d... this, it's import4nt, yes!
Um so, Zur4he, yes!
You 4ll need to... know something, you do!
Remember um, qu4dr4nts, yes?
They're very very very... very import4nt to h4ve!
4nd you don't w4nt... to lose them, no.
Zur4he lost her qu4dr4nts.
More th4n one, too.
Think 4bout how she... feels bec4use of th4t!
She doesn't need to... be more 4lone, no!
Th4t's not how we... win this g4me, no!
4ll of you, stop!
You pause, staring at the memo before you send it. That's what you wanted to say! A certain other memo with talk of losing a quadrant had made you aware of just how important this was. And now everyone would know.
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and my point is
what if she didnt WANT this information to be public knowledge
doesnt that take precedence oVer whether or not it giVes the rest of us insight
again
if it were me i wouldnt want you spilling my Various traumatic experiences to a bunch of near strangers without asking me
and frankly if you asked id say fuck no
thats nobodys business but mine
also
knowing why someone may be acting bitchy
doesnt actually mean there wont still be fights
that logic doesnt really hold up
hey whoa
no one eVer said i wasnt mean
i wouldnt win a personality contest if i was the only entrant
dont think theres anyone aliVe who would argue that with you
i
what
first of all
if anyone hates anybody
kalfour hates me
not the other way around
second
i dont really hate anybody
period
i just dont do that shit
being pissed at someone or calling them on their shit doesnt mean you hate them
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But it's the truth... shouldn't it be helpful?
I don't underst4nd, no.
Um, it won't ch4nge... even if I mention... it right, um, yes?
But um, then, I...
I still don't underst4nd.
4nd, but, um, wh4t?
I think we c4n... 4ll m4ybe be me4n?
But um th4t doesn't... me4n you're perm4nently me4n.
Or um, I think?
4nd th4t's, then, um... then, so, uh, um...
So you don't h4te... Zur4he or K4lfour, Lyn?
Not 4t 4ll, no?
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But you are still LYNDIS NIVALI and so you cannot resist a parting shot.
secrets are facts
but that doesnt mean its a good thing to share em with eVerybody
and you dunno if this was a secret or not cause you didnt ask
but whateVer
this is dumb and im done talking about it
i dont think anyones permanently mean
cause everyone likes SOMETHING
or someone
eVen if its just their lusus or something
but there are plenty of people who are predominantly assholes
no
i neVer did
in zurahes case she did some stupid shit i still dont agree with
but if she knocks it off then im chill with her
and with kalfour
i dont eVen know what im supposed to hate him for here exactly
why did you think that was a thing to begin with
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I don't think 4nyone's... de4th is 4 secret!
Th4t's very b4d, Lyn!
But um, th4t's, then.
It's not dumb either.
4nd um, but, th4n...
So um, then th4t's... good, I think, yes!
Th4t you don't h4te... either Zur4he or K4lfour!
Th4t's good, yes, very... very very very good!
Y4y, yes, Lyn, 4bsolutely... y4y y4y y4y, yes!
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are you kidding me with this
and eVen more facts may not be secrets
but theyre still not things you announce in goddamn public to eVerybody
like if zurahe got so pissed at you for this that she slammed you against a wall and hatepailed with you
thatd be a fact
but somehow i dont think youd be plastering it oVer a memo for eVeryone
this is cause of things called personal discretion and priVacy
which im starting to wonder if you eVen grasp the concepts of
ugh
dont throw a party oVer this or anything
its just that id neVer get anything done if i hated eVeryone i argue with
fuck id haVe way too much on my nutrition plateau if i hated a QUARTER of the people i argue with
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W4it th4t's wh4t, I
But, Lyn, th4t's, I
Th4t's, no, um, wh4t
I, this, but, why
... ... ... ...
How is th4t, but
I don't, wh4t, th4t's
Th4t isn't 4t 4ll
4ny, but, this, it's
You're going to step away from your husktop for a little while. You can't fathom why Lyn would say that at all. It makes no sense.
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i think i broke her
You're not sure what you think about this. You should probably feel bad, but mostly you feel mildly amused.
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I'm not broken, no.
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you literally lost the ability to string words together
you broke like a cheap watch right there
that said good job fixing yourself up
you wanna explain what the hell happened there
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But, um, e4rlier, um.
Why would you s4y... something like th4t, Lyn?
Th4t h4d nothing to... do with wh4t we... were t4lking 4bout, no!
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of facts you wouldnt make public regardless of whether or not theyre true
cause there are good reasons that those facts arent anyone elses business
did you eVen get the message at all or was your pan too busy shutting down
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4nd 4ctu4lly th4t, um... h4tep4iling shouldn't be priv4te... either 4t 4ll, no!
Bec4use, um, wh4t if... others w4nt to h4tep4il... them too, I think?
If it's priv4te, how... would 4nyone know not... to try, m4ybe, um!
If it's public, then... everyone knows th4t qu4dr4nt... is 4lre4dy t4ken, yes!
Secrets 4re b4d, yes!
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someone in this session
and by someone i mean anyone but me
needs to make schoolfeeding you their full time job
cause this shit is bananas
these are super simple concepts and youre acting like theyre complex puzzles that need solVing
rather than flat statements of fact you should just fucking parse into your pan
lets try this again
FROM THE TOP
cause god fucking dammit i refuse to belieVe you cannot be taught
first of all
what facts about someone else should or should not be priVate
is determined by THEM
not by YOU
if it was zurahe saying 'i approVe these facts for public consumption' then i would haVe no issue with that
cause its her business
and how much of it she does or doesnt want public is also her business
but YOU
a third party
do not get to decide FOR HER
what other people should be told ABOUT HER
in fact
you dont get to decide that for ANYONE
except yourself
you know what is actually your business
and can be shared in whateVer manner you deem appropriate?
YOUR OWN BUSINESS
as in things directly related to and affecting you
do whateVer you like with that shit
but when it comes to other people and their business
you need THEIR PERMISSION to share things about them with other people
and do you know whats gonna happen if you dont seem to care about peoples priVacy aVispa
if you just share eVerything you know about eVeryone WITH eVeryone regardless of whether or not people want you to
people are just gonna cut you out of the loop
no ones gonna tell you shit cause they wont be able to trust you with it
so for your own fucking sake
LEARN DISCRETION
cause the other option inVolves no one trusting you with anything discrete
also
re hatepails
you know thats a completely dumb argument youre making there right
like
you could say 'zurahe and i are kismeses now'
which would preclude any unwelcome quadrant adVances in that respect without oVersharing shit about whether and how youVe filled any pails whatsoeVer
i mean people would figure youre filling hatepails as a direct result of the quadrant
but thats not the same as announcing it
that shit should stay in the respite block
dear sweet galloping god how the fuck do you not haVe ANY nuances of social interaction down
i haVe literally neVer met or talked to another troll face to face in my LIFE and iVe got a better handle on this shit
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So I just h4ve... to m4ke everything into... my business, I think!
Then it's ok4y for... me to sh4re, y4y!
Th4t's 4n e4sy solution!
Th4nk you, Lyn, y4y!
Th4t's very very very... very helpful, it is!
I'll be in the... loop where everyone c4n... trust me, y4y, yes!
You're so certain that he's being helpful that you're sure to remember his great suggestion. This is wonderful!
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what
NO
you cant make other peoples business your business
that isnt how it WORKS
there is no process by which you can eVer be giVen carte fucking blanche to share whateVer the fuck you want to about eVeryone else
THAT IS NOT A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN
like for instance
after this conVersation i am pretty much neVer eVer telling you anything priVate about myself
eVer
so this harebrained scheme is already off the rails
also
the key factor
in eVeryone trusting you
is that you DONT spew their personal shit eVerywhere like a broken sewage pipe
so what the hell would your plan eVen inVolVe
like
would you learn eVeryones secrets and then expose them to the entire fucking session
cause honestly
that goes beyond innocent ignorance
thats practically superVillain treachery territory
like
thats meaner than anything id do at my most pissed
and youVe seen how mean i get when im pissed
do you want to actually do something WORSE than that
i dont think you do
so nip this idea RIGHT in the goddamn bud cause its fucking terrible in eVery respect
besides
eVen if you didnt giVe a shit about being a supreme asshole
and thought that somehow sharing all these secrets with eVeryone was SO CRITICAL that youd take that moral bullet for the team
great
you spill eVeryones secrets for them
now what
now no one trusts you again
and they neVer will
and eVen if youd learned eVeryones secrets up to that point
theyre gonna haVe more critical information down the line
which theyll neVer share with you again
so the 'solution' doesnt eVen SOLVE anything
its just an elaborate dick moVe with no real payoff for anyone
the ACTUAL solution here aVispa
is to just
fucking
ask people
whats okay for you to make public knowledge about them
its so fucking simple
i am literally handing it to you
HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING IT
You really should have walked away a few replies ago, back when you'd initially resolved to. But - ironically, given that you yourself aspire to be a huge internet troll - you are incredibly juicy trollbait, and you can never walk away from an argument.
You aren't sure how the conversation got to this point, but you're probably going to have some sort of pan hemorrhage any minute.
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Oh, so, um, 4sking!
Bec4use this is still... this convers4tion, I think!
Wh4t c4n I m4ke... public knowledge 4bout you?
I'm 4sking, yes, Lyn!
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EVER
FULL STOP
--AT ceased responding to memo.--
You nope right the fuck out of there, in an entirely dignified manner.