You are WESS CANNON.
Yes, for the FIRST TIME EVER, you are THAT GUY. Quite frankly, you don't want to mention what you've been up to, so let's just do this thing.
-- tetchyTmesis [TT] has opened memo session pay attention idiots --
we. need. leaders.
yeah. plural.
step. up.
no subject
id. nominate. you. anyway.