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scrib2013-04-22 07:13 pm
methodologicalanalyst) wrote in scrib2013-04-22 07:13 pm
Lily: Try to mix some chemicals [OTA]
You are once again LILY WHITE.
After finding out about the odd little things happening on your planet, you decide it's high time to get cracking on fixing the CHEMICAL MISHAPS in the canyons so you can actually go down and EXPLORE them. You have a nagging feeling there's entrances to DUNGEONS there, and nothing is going to stop you from LOOKING INTO THEM.
First, though, you figure you better open up yet ANOTHER memo, at least to warn the others that shit's going down.
-- CURRENT methodologicalAnalyst [MA] RIGHT NOW opened memo More Glitches --
well looks like its happening again
we got more glitches here
bits and pieces of my planet are beginning to turn black as if they arent even there anymore
you guys should start looking into this too!!
be careful please
for the moment im still working on fixing the chemical imbalances in the canyons on my planet
no idea if theyd be able to fix the weird black holes but its worth a shot
With that out of the way, you begin to MIX SOME CHEMICALS. The only issue is, most of the chemicals you've mixed before were FAIRLY SIMPLE and all you know is from the books. Thus, you're not quite as HANDY with it as you'd like, and your hand slips at a very inopportune moment, causing a massive chemical imbalance. It seems okay at first... until it starts fizzing wildly. You type one more message before trying to escape:
OH SHIT
You try to youth roll out of the lab, but to no avail; the chemicals spark an explosion, which spark even more explosions from the other chemicals in the lab. In a mass of explosions and smoke, you completely disappear from Wess' viewport and the memo ends on this note:
methodologicalAnalyst [MA]'s portable laptop exploded.
There is now a giant plume of smoke rising from where the side of your house used to be. Nice job breaking it, hero.
((OOC note: Despite her responses to the memo being 15 minutes in everyone's future (for reasons she does know how she did), it still will take her 10-15 IC minutes for her to actually respond from their perspective. Factor that into their reactions of her being alive as you will. :3
Also, since it takes her a bit to respond, feel free to hit each other up on the memo and discuss her fate until she responds!))
After finding out about the odd little things happening on your planet, you decide it's high time to get cracking on fixing the CHEMICAL MISHAPS in the canyons so you can actually go down and EXPLORE them. You have a nagging feeling there's entrances to DUNGEONS there, and nothing is going to stop you from LOOKING INTO THEM.
First, though, you figure you better open up yet ANOTHER memo, at least to warn the others that shit's going down.
-- CURRENT methodologicalAnalyst [MA] RIGHT NOW opened memo More Glitches --
well looks like its happening again
we got more glitches here
bits and pieces of my planet are beginning to turn black as if they arent even there anymore
you guys should start looking into this too!!
be careful please
for the moment im still working on fixing the chemical imbalances in the canyons on my planet
no idea if theyd be able to fix the weird black holes but its worth a shot
With that out of the way, you begin to MIX SOME CHEMICALS. The only issue is, most of the chemicals you've mixed before were FAIRLY SIMPLE and all you know is from the books. Thus, you're not quite as HANDY with it as you'd like, and your hand slips at a very inopportune moment, causing a massive chemical imbalance. It seems okay at first... until it starts fizzing wildly. You type one more message before trying to escape:
OH SHIT
You try to youth roll out of the lab, but to no avail; the chemicals spark an explosion, which spark even more explosions from the other chemicals in the lab. In a mass of explosions and smoke, you completely disappear from Wess' viewport and the memo ends on this note:
methodologicalAnalyst [MA]'s portable laptop exploded.
There is now a giant plume of smoke rising from where the side of your house used to be. Nice job breaking it, hero.
((OOC note: Despite her responses to the memo being 15 minutes in everyone's future (for reasons she does know how she did), it still will take her 10-15 IC minutes for her to actually respond from their perspective. Factor that into their reactions of her being alive as you will. :3
Also, since it takes her a bit to respond, feel free to hit each other up on the memo and discuss her fate until she responds!))
no subject
And oh man is that a relief.
holy fuck
were not eVen friends and im still pissed at you for that stunt
what friends you do haVe are probably gonna be yelling your sponge clots off
so yknow
haVe fun with that karmic punishment
why the fuck would you mess around with unstable chemicals with shaky hands anyway
actually
why do you eVen describe it as 'messing'
pretty sure 'messing' is the last thing you want to be doing in any sense when dangerous chemicals are inVolVed
thats not the word of someone who knows exactly what the fuck theyre doing
messing is what you do when youVe got a bottle of faygo some hiVehold chemicals and a lot of reckless boredom
not when youVe got enough unstable chemicals in a canyon to take out part of a hiVe and all of a husktop
does eVeryone in this game haVe a fucking death wish
no subject
plus im a scientist so i can deal with this kind of stuff
i guess 'messing' wasnt the right word for it
im not just randomly mixing chemicals
my hands were shaky cause im not used to doing this that much!
im well versed in book smarts but i havent really gotten the chance to do that much in practice
and for some of these im on a bit of a time limit now that parts of my planet have begun to disappear
so that kind of came back to bite me in the ass
but its necessary to do this!
if i want to solve the mystery of how these canyons got that way in the first place
i have to find a way to neutralize the harmful ones and get rid of the others
whether that actually happens or not its what my consorts are expecting me to do
no subject
so youre saying youre only equipped to handle this kind of shit in theory?
and not say
in the real world
under stress
when imps might potentially attack you any second?
oh yeah this sounds like a recipe for success
the kind that could blow up the rest of your hiVe
theres gotta be a less death-defying way of doing
...whateVer the hell it is you call what youre doing
start capturing imps and tie the chemicals to em and drop em in the chemicals from a height or something
so that youre at least out of blast radius
get fucking creatiVe
no subject
ive only messed with a certain few chemicals before
the lab i was using belonged to my dad
i only ever got to own a small one
so my access to chemicals was fairly limited
all i had was a book on all of them
its a lot more harrowing when youre dealing with it first hand!
but i thought i could handle it
maybe im not as great a scientist as i thought
no subject
nobodys as great as they think they are
You mean this to include yourself, and you personally think you're awful. Though since you generally act like you think you're hot shit, this statement makes you look like an unmitigated asshole, and you aren't even trying to be one at the moment.
This happens to you a lot.
you can improVe though
since eVidently your getting some real life practice is gonna be mandatory
but for fucks sake
thats gonna require a whole lot of you not killing yourself first
so consider this a friendly demand to take some fucking precautions