MINGLE #2

[footkind]

Use this post to mingle and meet with each other! For the coding to make your tags MSPA-style use the box below:

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There is no set time line for these interactions but the game has not been launched yet and no one but the Beta(s) should know they are prepared to hack the game. For human/troll interactions try to keep I AM AN ALIENNNN to a minimum, or at least be realistic--would YOU believe someone was an alien if the IM'd you and told you they were?

This iteration of the mingle post will include sections for each team to help everyone figure out what do! You don't need to reply to these but I think it might be helpful c: You may create your own sections for your characters as well!

Comments

[polygraphing]

okay like half of what you juzt zaid iz komplete nonzenze
and wow what the fukc i am like the exakt oposite of rich
the hel kinda highblood are you that would think that
prety much al you guyz do iz zhit al over lowbloodz like me and keep uz down
anyway zhe kiled a featherbeazt and kicked it through my window
probably thought i kould eat it or zomething
but the damn thing hit my tv
and now here we are

[celestialcavalier]

I was saying nonsense?
hahaha right. what the fuck is a highblood and a featherbeast?
where the fuck are your parents? you have to pay that custodian, right?
is the tv broken? that could be hard to replace.

also... sorry if i hit a nerve with the money comment.

[polygraphing]

youre a highblood duh
you got the purple text and everything
kome on
and featherbeaztz are theze litle flying azzholez that pikc at dead thingz
there you go with the nonzenze wordz again
what the fukc are parentz
alzo the tv ztil turns on itz juzt got blood zplatered on it
itz prety grozz


are you actualy
apologizing

[celestialcavalier]

No, seriously, what the fuck is a highblood?
so featherbeasts are crows and vultures, then. got it. russians are weird.
how the hell do you not know what parents are? you know, the people whose spooge combined to make you shoot out of a woman like the biggest living turd ever?
you really should do something about the tv tho before it gets stained.

and Yes, I AM apologizing. I've been there, the whole "not having any money" thing, and I didn't like it when people rubbed it in my face. Accept the damn apology already, bitch.

[polygraphing]

okay whatever the hel you juzt dezkribed iz it zoundz realy nazty zo im juzt gona pretend you didnt zay it
and how the zhit do you not know what a highblood iz
oh wait
wait i get it
youre like that anoying nerdy roleplayer i talked to the other day
well ok lezzon the fukc learned i am juzt not gona azk about your nonzenze wordz anymore
and eh ill wipe it off later


okay wow i am juzt not uzed to highbloodz
oopz i mean
people with purple text
actualy apologizing to lowly ruztbloodz like me

[celestialcavalier]

yeah babies are pretty fucking nasty.
also, i don't touch that stupid girly roleplaying shit.

no seriously what is a mother fucking highblood you stupid russian bitch.
my text color has nothing to do with ANYTHING.
and everyone's blood is red... like blood! if yours looks like RUST, you should get that checked out!

just sayin tho, your text color looks like a dark purple.
...tell me you're not some little emo boy. :|

[polygraphing]

ugh and you kan do the zame thing the nerd kould do
where you zay liez but your wordz look like the truth
okay
okay you know what
i am juzt going to pretend you are a ztupid litle wrigler who doeznt know anything about anything
so yeah
a highblood iz at the top of the hemozpectrum
they have blue or purple blood and they live for hundredz of zweepz
ruztbloodz like me have orange or red blood and we only live for a dozen or zo zweepz
uzualy people zet their text color to match their blood
which is why i azked you how to klean up blood
bekauze highbloodz kil zhit al the time
iz that a fukcin zatizfactory anzwer
god i feel like zuch a stooge for taking that bait

and no im a girl

[celestialcavalier]

I'm not lying at all, though.

See, like any human, my blood is RED. I type in purple because purple is the color of royalty and it's just pretty cool. A human lives for an average of about... what, 80 years?

And as much as I would like to sometimes, I haven't KILLED anything aside from bugs or the occasional deer.

All this shit about wriglers and hemospectrums and blood color and featherbeasts and sweeps... you've got to be trolling me.

You're probably not even a girl, are you? I bet you're some, like, 12-year-old kid who's just learning that the internet gives you anonymity.

[polygraphing]

wel i waz gona trol you
but then we got al diztracted with thiz bulzhit right here
and im gona ignore mozt of what you juzt zaid
bekauze i realized i dont give a zhit
but nope i am totaly a girl
alzo ive been on the internet for agez
anonymity doeznt mean jakc for me bekauze even if zomeone got pizzed off at me
i live in the midle of fukcing nowhere zo they kant get me anyway
even if they tried theyd probably die in the outbakc before they got to me
zhit id even tel you my name thatz how litle i kare about anonymity

[celestialcavalier]

So you're an Australian Russian in the middle of nowhere with some sort of "featherbeast" that got blood on your TV.
That's... pretty cool.
My name's Donovan. What's yours?

[polygraphing]

yeah ok thatz exaktly what i am
zure whatever
donovan iz a prety kool name
i guez
anyway my name iz mandya

[celestialcavalier]

Mandya is a pretty cool name, too.
still totally sounds australian or russian or something.
how in the world did you get that "featherbeast"?

[polygraphing]

eh it waz probably trying to eat zome of the dead thingz outzide
featherbeaztz love that zhit
then my kuztodian kiled it
zhe prety much alwayz kilz ztuf if it getz to kloze
but i guez zhe figured it waz zmal enough for me to eat
hence the kicking it through my window it geting blood on my tv and me kontakting you
but there iz prety much no way i am gona eat thiz thing
it iz totaly grozz

[celestialcavalier]

so this thing is where you get all of your food from then?
why not cook it?

[polygraphing]

bekauze itz dead and nazty and ugh
i dont wana deal with it
and cooking iz lame
you put al thiz work into trying to make zomething edible
then maybe you turn your bakc for a while
maybe watch zome quality programing
and then zudenly zhit iz on fire and you juzt wazted al your time
fukc that
nah i prety much only eat ztuf that kan go from the pakcage
to my mouth
without any bulzhit ztep in between

[celestialcavalier]

nothin wrong with that.
hell, id sooner eat prepackaged garbage than a gourmet meal.
convenience is important.
what sort of food do you even have in australia-russia, anyway?

[polygraphing]

wel frankly whatz eazy to get out here iz moztly juzt
dead beaztz and more dead beaztz
and the zhity plantz that my kuztodian eatz
zo i prety much juzt order al my food online
way beter zelektion i juzt gota be zure to order it in advance
ztuf takez agez to get here

[celestialcavalier]

how the hell does it get to you?
cargo drop?
mail?

[polygraphing]

dont know dont kare
zometimez i look out my window and oh hey chekc it out
there iz totaly a box of edible food out there
hanging out with the dead beaztz like it aint no thing
uzualy my kuztodian zhovez it through the door for me
bekauze that zhit iz heavy az fukc

[celestialcavalier]

hah, that's pretty cool i guess.
how long does that food last you?

[polygraphing]

dependz on how hungry i am i guez
uzualy when i start zeeing the botom of the box itz time to order again
hey zo anyway now you know tonz of bulzhit about me
and i guez if you wana know more thatz kind of flatering
but you zhould totaly tel me zomething about you
like whatz it like where you live

[celestialcavalier]

what can i say?
a russian-australian recluse girl is pretty rare.
i live in the us, in a pretty big city.
i go a military school, and i'm pretty much the big man on campus there.
its people everywhere, but they all know not to get in my way, yknow?

[polygraphing]

military zchool huh
didnt know they had zchoolz for that
what do they do there
teach you the bezt way to konquer zhit or zomething
zoundz like a pain in the azz

[celestialcavalier]

well i only ended up here because i used to be a delinquent.
it's actually pretty cool.
when they're not teaching me how to get people to do what i want.
i learn about the best ways to punch them until they do.
and of course there's training.
i could probably conquer something if i really felt like it.

[polygraphing]

aw zhit lookz like we got a badazz over here
zo i guez your kuztodian kouldnt handle you bekauze you were too hardkore
wow damn
and zo now you juzt get zchoolfed on how to fukc zhit up
that iz prety kool i guez
ztil sort of zoundz like a pain in the azz though
like do you have much time to do anything elze with al that training and zhit you gota deal with