MINGLE #2

[footkind]

Use this post to mingle and meet with each other! For the coding to make your tags MSPA-style use the box below:

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There is no set time line for these interactions but the game has not been launched yet and no one but the Beta(s) should know they are prepared to hack the game. For human/troll interactions try to keep I AM AN ALIENNNN to a minimum, or at least be realistic--would YOU believe someone was an alien if the IM'd you and told you they were?

This iteration of the mingle post will include sections for each team to help everyone figure out what do! You don't need to reply to these but I think it might be helpful c: You may create your own sections for your characters as well!

Comments

[archimime]

oh, simply the faggiest;

it's something you could google;

[celestialcavalier]

i just did.
it's nice to see that you're not worth paying attention to.

[archimime]

oo; ouch; my most delicate of gay feelings have been hurt by your strong heterosexual wordplay;
i'm quivering, good sir;
i don't think i could stand to parry another blow;
[MISTER ARCHIMIME rolls his FUCKING EYEBALLS;]

[celestialcavalier]

i can hurt all of your gay feelings if you want.
i mean, you're already quivering and expecting a blow.
and you have your FUCKING eyeballs at the ready.
you are such a whore.

[archimime]

aggressive;

[celestialcavalier]

awwww.
are you too busy having your gay feelings stomped on by military boots?
you aren't gonna say anything MORE than that?
how the fuck are you gonna react if someone ACTUALLY gets on your case?
fucking coward.

[archimime]

are you wearing military boots?
aggressive and kinky;
should i slap an r rating on this scenario so posterity will know, upon uncovering these chatlogs, that they are about to view the pinnacle of all sexting exchanges?
i wouldn't want to burn any virgin eyes;

[celestialcavalier]

ooooh pinkie oooh.
we need more x's for this rating than you'd find at a tic-tac-toe tournament.
your rampant flamboyance would simply make all the virgins spontaneously combust.
these text messages are just dripping with so much erotic subtext that it would make a brothel look like a church.

[archimime]

call me paul;

[celestialcavalier]

oooh paul ooooooh.
that's not a very flamboyant name though. i'm disappointed.
call me donovan.

[archimime]

nice to meet you, donovan;
and it's not my real name, obviously;
who would give their real name on the internet?

[celestialcavalier]

only the most trusting of fools, of course.
that or people who can dispose of any sort of vile internet monsters with little difficulty.
like the mob or something.

[archimime]

i should let you know i'm not internet gay for just anyone, mister donovan;
i hope you're serious about this;
or are you gently alluding to your plan to fit me a pair of concrete boots?

[celestialcavalier]

oh of course i am serious about this.
text-based internet sexcapades are clearly the most dire and serious of matters.
but honestly? i'm just throwing things at the ocean and seeing what floats. yourself included.

[archimime]

this just becomes more and more homosexual the longer it goes on;
i was about to make a joke about bobbing;

and then they cross the "murder" and "sex" streams how does that EVEN

[celestialcavalier]

you can't say you aren't enjoying it.
i'd also prefer bobbing to you just going down on me.
so anticlimactic, you know?

true...... love? and so many edits

[archimime]

oh god;
no;
i wasn't being serious!
i would never! i find you honestly deplorable! and donovan, all joking aside, is the name of a gangster or low-level politician; i would never bob on someone named donovan;
that's like begging for a venereal disease;

[celestialcavalier]

well paul sounds like the name of a two-bit transvestite whore.
and i would never let a paul bob on me.
no offense.

this was getting pretty hilarious, it sucks that you had to ruin it.
i was gonna keep making torture/murder jokes on top of the innuendo.
you just suck at gay chicken. :|

[archimime]

i told you paul wasn't my real name, though you sound like a mobster or village comptroller, so i'm forced to believe donovan is yours;



let's try again;
round one, your win;
you start;

[celestialcavalier]

hah, i actually sound like a mobster? cool.
i'm pretty much the opposite though.

so best two out of three, then?
damn, can you start this off?
duty calls, i need to go knock a few heads.
shouldn't be more than a minute or two.

[archimime]

aggressive;
hm, i feel like i've said that before;
all right, then, i'll just make myself comfortable here;
next to you;
[GENERAL BLOCKING:

[PAUL][DONOVAN]
sexual tension ]

[celestialcavalier]

There is a pause of about five minutes until a message finally comes back in.

sorry about that, had to go punch someone in the face.
should have some downtime for a bit.

oh baby.
when did my arm get around you?

Donovan is simply the worst there is at this.

[archimime]

around the time my slender and overtly queer fingers found your belt buckle;

these two are just all of the facepalm

[celestialcavalier]

oh, we can't have that, no sir.
it seems as though my arm has found its way onto your shoulder, like we were a pair of swaying, singing broskis.
because then i'm pulling you onto my lap.

yeah, pretty much

[archimime]

HAHAHAHAHA!
that is quite wonderful and exactly what i wanted;
in no way is this uncomfortable for me, and if, perchance, that was your intention- to make me uncomfortable- you should know that you have failed;
horrifically so;
let's kiss;