Mingle #3

[footkind]

Use this post to mingle and meet with each other! For the coding to make your tags MSPA-style use the box below:

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There is no set time line for these interactions but the game has not been launched yet and no one but the Beta(s) should know they are prepared to hack the game. For human/troll interactions try to keep I AM AN ALIENNNN to a minimum, or at least be realistic--would YOU believe someone was an alien if the IM'd you and told you they were?

So that's it--get out and mingle folks!

P.S. Some characters may now be aware of a rumor of Alternia's destruction, and the possibility of Meteors being involved. This is only applicable to those who have had these discussions in the previous Mingle Posts though!

If the humans could be clued into the SCRIB sesssion soon as well that would be woooonderful B) Remi, Mimi?

Comments

[archimime]

(no! i am having fun;
that's the awkward part;
i was trying to get you to leave me alone;)

[absentultima]

(there ∧ren't /\/\∧ny i c∧n t∧lk t0.
i c∧n c0unt the/\/\ 0n 0ne h∧nd.
tw0 n0w, i guess.
i d0n't like t0 let g0 0f the g00d things.

[archimime]

(you don't seem that bad;
for a pedophile;)

[absentultima]

(i still c∧n't find th∧t in ∧ dicti0n∧ry. is it s0/\/\e kind 0f sl∧ng ter/\/\?)

[archimime]

([SPARKS sighs! loudly;]
it's an older person that's romantically interested in a far younger individual;
they "get off" on that person being younger;)

[absentultima]

(y0unger? i th0ught y0u were ∧b0ut the s∧/\/\e ∧ge ∧s /\/\e.
h0w 0ld ∧re y0u?

[archimime]

(sixteen;)

[absentultima]

(0h. 0h /\/\y g0d! y0u're re∧lly th∧t 0ld?
i th0ught y0u were ∧ kid like /\/\e!)

[archimime]

(you're younger than sixteen?)

[absentultima]

(yes, 0f c0urse i ∧/\/\.
i h∧ven't even been c0nscripted yet!)

[archimime]

oh god;
fucking no;
i can't be here right now, this is disgusting;
i thought you were interested in me and it's one thing if you were in your thirties, but you must be like twelve years old!
dear GOD;
just forget anything i said!

-- misterArchimime [MA] blocked absentUltima [AU] --

[absentultima]

w∧it!
d0n't y0u d∧re!
i th0ught y0u were interested in +/\/\e+!
h0w did y0u even n0t get c0nscripted?
y0u sh0uld h∧ve been t∧ken ℙw∧y by the /\/\ilit∧ry ∧ges ∧g0!
wh∧t's g0ing 0n?
h0w c∧n y0u still be 0n this netw0rk if y0u're with the/\/\?

[archimime]

i don't know what or who you're talking about or how you're getting past my bans;
it's fucking annoying;
*very, you're a kid;
and i wasn't ever interested in you! well, maybe a little when you were being dramatic with the earring; that was cool; almost; i mean in a hackjob way;
you're a hack!
leave me alone;

[absentultima]

h0w d0 y0u n0t kn0w these things?
∧re y0u re∧lly sixteen?
i d0n't underst∧nd.
y0u

y0u! i h∧te y0u!

pl∧t0nic∧lly!



h∧! i knew it. i +knew+ the e∧rring w∧s ∧ g00d /\/\0ve.
y0u +∧re+ interested!
why d0es ∧ge suddenly /\/\∧tter when it didn't when y0u th0ught i w∧s thirty?
expl∧in th∧t ∧t le∧st!

[archimime]

do shut up;
furthermore, i'm almost eighteen, dumbass; a thirty year old would have been gross, but at least legal;
i can't let some child court me; boss would kill me;

[absentultima]

leg∧l? y0u're d0ing this 0n purp0se!

y0u're d0ing this 0n purp0se. i'/\/\ 0nt0 y0u n00kwipe.
th∧t w∧s ∧ctu∧lly pretty g00d.

[k0/\/\esh hisses ∧ bre∧th ∧s l0udly ∧s he c∧n thr0ugh his teeth. he le∞ns in ∧nd bites d0wn 0n the h00p, ∧nd t0ngues ∧g∧nst the still s0re h0le.]

y0u c∧n't ign0re /\/\e, y0ur vehe/\/\ence.

[archimime]

what are you doing?
you cannot possibly ride my ass about breaking character when you've gone and said you were a kid;
or was that a part of your character;
god, i'm not letting you get away with this;

[THE EMPEROR only allows the DOGGISH licking for so long! he whirls around and calls forth a very ROYAL-LOOKING canekind from his sylladex; KOMESH has about two seconds before it's slammed into his GUT;

take that;]

[absentultima]

[k0/\/\esh l∧ughes, ple∧sed t0 fin∧lly get ∧ few sp∧rks 0ut 0f the e/\/\per0r. he's t00 quick f0r such ∧ si/\/\ple ∧tt∧ck t0 l∧nd, ∧nd his 0wn h∧rp00nkind h∧s ∧ l0nger re∧ch. especiℙlly when the r0pe is c0unted, which k0/\/\esh d0es.]

there is +/\/\y+ vehe/\/\ence. i w∧s w0ndering where the re∧l y0u w∧s!

[he l∧shes 0ut with the r0pe, t0 t∧ngle.]

[archimime]

[the rope ensnarls THE EMPEROR'S feet, but his hands are still free;





shit; what are we doing;
i just let you roleplay licking my ear; biting and licking my ear;
this has to be against every rule in the book;

[absentultima]

∧nd it t∧sted s0 sweet.
we're d0ing s0/\/\ething y0u +w∧nt+.
d0n't try t0 deny it.

[k0/\/\esh d∧shes f0w∧rd, relishing ∧ny bruises he gets 0n his w∧y t0 t∧ckling sp∞rks t0 the gr0und with ∧ r0ugh kiss. he c∧n pr0b∧bly t∞ste his 0wn bl00d, ∧nd ∧ little 0f k0/\/\esh's t00.]

[archimime]

oh god;
i am being molested by a ten year old;
on the internet;
i am actively being molested by a child;
a very well-written child;
you have a ridiculous vocabulary;
just tell me you were joking;

i was just cyber-kissed by a kid;
i am about ready to flip every dick that has ever protruded from any pelvis; ever;

this is so embarrassing; i have never been more humiliated;
i think i might hate you deeply;
[SPARKS'S face is in his hands! there is absolutely no way he is returning that kiss and the ground is probably rough and why am i still typing this!]

[absentultima]

ten?!
ten is ∧n ∧dult ∧lre∧dy!
∧t sixteen y0u're well p∧st ∧ child!
0h /\/\y g0d if y0u're l0w c∧ste y0u /\/\ight be cl0se t0 /\/\iddle ∧ge ∧lre∧dy.

y0u re∧lly h∧te /\/\e?!
i d0n't, i've never!
crusty fuck, i think i'/\/\ flipping!
g0d, i d0n't even +kn0w+!
it feels c0ncupiscent.

∧nd y0u're hu/\/\ili∧ted?!
y0u're the 0ne wh0 st∧rted c0/\/\ing 0nt0 /\/\e first!
∧gh! i think i d0 h∧te y0u!

[k0/\/\esh w0n't let sp∧rks hide his f∧ce fr0/\/\ s0/\/\ething +he+ st∧rted! he gr∧bs sp∧rks's wrists ∧nd pulls the/\/\ ∧w∧y fr0/\/\ his f∧ce t0 gl∧re ∧t hi/\/\!]

[archimime]

ten is nowhere near an adult! what kind of "island" do you hail from, anyway!
lord, if you're an internet cop, this is the sorriest and oddest bust i have ever even heard of;
this would not hold up in any court of law! even the shitty televised ones!
[SPARKS will glare RIGHT BACK, mostly because he's figured out your game! he won't be intimidated by such NEWBIE tactics! have a growl or something equally as imposing!]

[absentultima]

yes it is!
it's the s∧/\/\e f0r every0ne!
except ∧pp∧rently y0u.
every0ne gets t∧ken ∧w∧y by the /\/\ilit∧ry bef0re they even turn nine t0 bec0/\/\e ∧n ∧dult, i guess.
i d0n't ∧relly kn0w wh∧t h∧ppens ∧fter y0u get t∧ken.
but the 0nly thing y0u'd get dr∧gged 0ff t0 be culled f0r is i/\/\pers0n∧ting ∧n i/\/\peri∧l heir with th∧t c0l0r 0f y0urs!

[k0/\/\esh s/\/\irks ∧t the gr0wl ∧nd hisses thr0ugh his teeth in return. he l0wers his he∧d ∧nd bre∧thes 0ut the c0de ∧g∧inst sp∧rks' /\/\0uth.]

∧re y0u seri0usly just g0ing t0 let /\/\e pin y0u like this? n0t g0ing t0 fight b∧ck ∧t ∧ll?

[archimime]

wait;
hold on;
seriously, hold on, i think i've finally figured you out; no way would an actual kid write like this;
you're a soulbonder;
well, then, i apologize for misunderstanding; yes, of course, you're right; ten of your mystical species's years means adulthood;
phew;
and if you wanted me to play the role of an emperorsonator you had only to ask;

[THE EMPEROR should have no interest in being held down; he kicks upward and topples them over, punching his OPPONENT firmly in the STERNUM;]