scrib | [Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?

[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

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Yes, Eric and me have been in contact, she mentioned that you were her server!
Still haven't heard from her previous server, though...
Oh man, if you do hear Edith Piaf, that would be weird and very dangerous!
Don't go throwing yourself off a cliff or anything anytime soon.
Besides, you already are supposed to have a dream self!
I found that out when I took a quick nap...
And they're supposed to be around your land, yes! They're different for each one of us.
So, sadly, you will have to leave your house at some point if you want to make progress...
And. Well. Erm. A bird skeleton, and...
Gosh, the second thing is a bit embarrassing and personal and I'm not entirely sure how this would go over at all. 8(

i am. eh, its temporary i guess until she gets on i think? then we will transition like im passing the Olympic torch and shit and work out all these shenanigans.

nah, id just fill up the tub and dunk my head in. much safer

huh? dream self? that like some sort of cool alter-ego or something? /fuckyes

bluh. i figured i'd have to leave at some point, but geeze gonna be a pain in the ass. it's gonna be like level grinding in a mmorpg or some shit /1expperkillherewego

bird skeleton...glad i'm not the only person who thought something dead would be a brilliant fucking idea to stick in the sprite. well if you feel like its super personal you dont need to share, but you know judging isnt my big thing /aintmystyle

unless it's like some dead cop or something you killed, in that case i might not want to know that.

I see, I see! Well, glad it's worked out.
And don't try to drown yourself either! Really, Shea, only dunk, don't drown! >8I
The dream self is sort of yourself in another world that wakes up whenever you fall to sleep.
You get to explore this really cool planet! Either Derse or Prospit.
My dream self is on Derse.
Yes, yes, Shea, you will have to grind! There is no escaping it.
You have to become stronger somehow!
And god, no! No, I wouldn't kill any cops at all! Goodness, Shea!
No, it's...different than that. I'll share later, I'm still trying to deal with it, really. 8(

yeah we got a lock-down on this schematic nightmare known as who's being whos server player.

just enough to wake myself up man. i happen to like living. /duh

oh man, how can i get in line for this then? i just take a nap or something? /easiestthingeveribet

well fuck all then, i guess it's off to shoot things in the face in a little bit /screamingishotMarvinintheface /groan

well i didnt expect you to actually say oh yeah officer or constable or whatever Monroe is chilling in my basement. /itwasajoke but yeah no worries man, youre ready to talk about it, youre ready to talk about it.

Good! Very good! Keep it all organized and all.
And good, because I won't allow you to not like living, you hear? >8I
And yes, I think you do? I'm not sure what wakes up dream selves...
Mind just sort of...well, woke up.
Just a joke? Oh. Well. I feel stupid now.
But anyways!
Yes, I'll talk about it when I've figured out how to deal with it...so. Yes.

this is sort of one of those games where a clusterfuck of a situation can only make shit worse, right?

fffffffff alright mom, i'll make sure to eat my veggies too.

that's it? thats sort of anticlimatic. wonder what planet i'll be on? hopefully if i sleep enough or some shit i'll find out i guess

guess the internet still isnt the best medium of jokes huh? maybe if i proceed it with a picture of a cat that might work. /notreally

good luck on whatever it is though, dude

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