scrib | [Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?

[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

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So you dodged the meteor and everything?
Have you gotten in any fights yet?

if you mean the giant floaty burning hunk of rock aiming for my house, yeah. i avoided dying a flaming crushy sort of death

not yet. had to do some server player shit first.

Well be careful, or else you'll get a slow, painful, monstery death.
They're going to be tiny, jittery little fuckers most likely.

You can defend yourself, right?
Tell me the username and symbol aren't just for show.

fantastic. i love an element of danger in my life /nopenopenopenope

ffffff of course its not some sort poser bullshit going on. /archeryissrsbusinessok

if a metric fuckton of years of shooting at targets at a range is show then i'll be fucked.

As long as you can hit targets that are trying to kill you, then you should be fine.

What's your place look like, anyway?

i will Katniss Everdeen the everliving shit out of these fuckers, just watch

like every mountain range in the fucking world had an orgy and had fucking mountain babies like rabbits. least that's what i can see from my window so far. and its like, i dont know, twilight here so its pretty dark. /thetimeofdaynotthatbook

how bout your place?

Does that mean you're going to get pelted with bread and burned and all that, too?

Mine is... kind of foggy, but it looks like I'm on a floating island. I scouted around and saw giant chains going down into the fog, too.

Looks like you have too much land and I don't have enough.

only if i can overthrow the non-existent despotic regime while im at it

that sounds pretty cool. gonna need a blimp to get from place to place?

my planet totally fucking stole your planet's land while you weren't looking then /logicalconclusionobviously my mom's probably having a field day on the mountains /shesalongfortheride /i'msortofglad

oh yeah ngl, didn't really look into this shit before i jumped on in, but what else do you know about the game? i know i gotta fucking grind levels and the sprite thing and derse and prospit /illbelieveitwheniseeit but yeah. trying to figure out what kind of shit to alchemize too

Nah, I'll try climbing on the chains. They look like they're connected on both ends, so it's hopefully going to lead somewhere.

And I don't know too much about the game aside from what you probably know. I've spent most of my time just doing recon on this one giant island. If I find anything out, I'll let you know.

You know who probably DOES know something? Faye.
You know her, right?

just dont like fall down or whatever. /iaintscrapingupwhatsleft

cool, man. i'm gonna get off my butt once im done building a little more for Eric and shit.

yeah, i know her. so she's going to be the resident gamefaq of our session then, huh. I best be hitting her up then

I'll be careful, don't worry.
Maybe I'll make some magnetic boots, just to be safe.

You should add some flaming hoops, those always help.

Yeah, I'd rather it be her than... well, pretty much anyone else.

and you best be keepin safe. shit would suck if you just died after not dying from meteors y'know? /itwouldbeironicinabadway

what and waste some of this grist shit for making cool crap? /okaymaybeoneflaminghoop

still a little shaky on who all the fuck is in the game, but as much as i give props to my homeskillets who have avoided death by space...yeah.

Look at that, someone's doubting me.
You know what happens when people doubt me?
I prove them wrong.

But seriously, I think I'll be fine.
It's like slicing feral child-sized beasts in a barrel.
Or something.

And you be careful too.
Falling down a mountain is probably worse than falling into the fucking foggy abyss.
Are there paths, or are you gonna be getting in touch with your inner squirrel?

with inspirational music and a stirring speech in the background right?

hope thats not speaking from experience /otherwiseimcallingyoucrazyDonny

we'll find out when i get outta the house i mean its not like ninety degree angled cliffs so i think i'll be okay. might take some time and shit but i think its fine

wish the game couldve brought the neighbor's hummer in with me. it couldve helped me out /forlikefivemilesbeforeitneededgas

Yes, I've definitely put a bunch of feral children in a barrel and started cutting them.
But how bad can fighting these things be?

And if you drove the hummer off a cliff, you'd probably survive.

clearly and the police will never find you /becausetheyredeadtoosoon?

its gonna be some low-level chumps or whatever probably to ease us all into the game

that's true. but i didnt see a gas station on the way in so it'd still be shitty driving or whatever. however you do that /drivingseasyright

Exactly.
They're also all dead.

Yeah. Watch them kick one of our asses though.

You could just use some of those fancy alternative fuels.
Just take some of those low-level chumps and grind them up or something.
They drop weird minerals and shit right?

the perfect crime. congratulations

aint gonna be me /goodlucktoyou

i can see it now, a monstrous bright orange hummer run on the fuel of the damned now i sort of do wish that pos got dragged here with me

I don't need luck, I already know it won't be me.

The Hummer of the Damned.
Sounds like a shitty horror movie.

from all our talks you've probably got a fucking bunker so id be surprised if you did

shitty? or awesome? that's some crazy awesome b-movie ideas right there /ormaybed-movie...

That would make two of us.

Okay, it would be both. The fuck would it even be about?

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