[Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

[ataraxicarcher]

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?


[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

Comments

1/??

[ataraxicarcher]

oh my god did you really fucking take me seriously

2/

[ataraxicarcher]

oi

3/??

[ataraxicarcher]

are you there?

4/??

[ataraxicarcher]

please tell me you know what sarcasm is /forfuckssake

5/5

[ataraxicarcher]

because seriously that was sarcasm

[apiarycryptonaut]

You 4lre4dy s4id the... truth, you c4n't t4ke... it b4ck now, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

that wasnt the truth. sarcasm. do you speak it?

[apiarycryptonaut]

You won't fool me... 4ny more times, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

are you fucking serious.

it was totes a joke. that's what sarcasm is. being facetious.

[apiarycryptonaut]

No no no no
no no no no
no no no no
no no no no

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

omg would you quit logging on and off i am trying to fucking explain here

[apiarycryptonaut]

No!
No!
No!
No!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

yes yes yes yes

[apiarycryptonaut]

I s4id no, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

omg for fucks sake i said quit that

[apiarycryptonaut]

No! Why should I????

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

because its annoying as fuck when you keep on logging on and off and im trying to talk

[apiarycryptonaut]

M4ybe if you stop... being me4n I'll stop... signing off 4g4in, yes.

M4ybe, I think, m4ybe.

[ataraxicarcher]

not this again omg

[apiarycryptonaut]

When you s4y "4g4in"... now you underst4nd, m4ybe!
You're getting 4n ide4... of how you're me4n!!!!

[ataraxicarcher]

holy christ in a fucking handbasket

when i say again i mean oh jfc im now going to be privy to baseless accusations of meanness like youre McCarthy and im some schmuck who signed onto the commie party and oh shit its red scare time.

[apiarycryptonaut]

I don't even w4nt... to know wh4t you're... t4lking 4bout, it's 4ll... gibberish th4t's prob4bly 4... re4lly me4n comment, yes!
You won't fool me!

[ataraxicarcher]

youre only fooling yourself at this point

[apiarycryptonaut]

You're the me4n one!
Look 4t everything you... s4id, you did, yes.
Th4t's 4ll very me4n!

[ataraxicarcher]

earth to loopy, you are reading too much into things. good god it's not like this is something Freudian