[S] Perrix: Coordinate.

[callouslystalwart]

You are again PERRIX SEIYOS.

Now that things are a bit more calmed down after you managed to get into the game proper, you decide to take a break from constant STRIFE to gather some very important information. See, you're only vaguely familiar with most of your fellow PLAYERS. Even out of the ones you know, you're not terribly familiar with their level of COMBAT PROWESS. Your own COMBAT PROWESS is quite honed if you say so yourself (and you do. Often.) but as this will clearly be very important to the GAME at hand you decide that it would be helpful to take stock.

Yes, you think it is quite time that you all GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. To DEFEAT... The HUMANOID NPCs.

-- callouslyStalwart [CS] RIGHT NOW opened memo DUELOGRAPHICS. --

CS: It occurs to ~me~ that while fighting is clearly a key aspect of this game... ~~CS
CS: Some of you may not be versed in the art of altercation as ~I~. ~~CS
CS: Therefore, ~I~ think it is of the utmost importance that ~we~ identify ~our~ roughhousing resources. ~~CS
CS: ~Our~ group's DUELOGRAPHIC, if you will. ~~CS
CS: So. ~~CS
CS: Who of ~us~ can fight? ~~CS
CS: How well? ~~CS
CS: For those that can't, ~I~ suggest ~we~ put together a crash course on clashing. ~~CS
CS: To begin, ~I~ am more than capable of both handling ~myself~ and teaching others. ~~CS

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh um then m4ybe... it should be 4... more grown up n4me?
But wh4t kinds of... n4mes 4re those, m4ybe.
Oh but um you... s4id sure so m4ybe... it's fine, I think?

[soundtricks]

yeah, I don't really care
it's your whole idea after all

[apiarycryptonaut]

Ok4y then it's going... to be the "Victory... Squ4dron", it is, yes!
This is going to... be very helpful, yes.
I know it, yes!

[soundtricks]

you sure about that♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

... ... ... ...
4ctu4lly I think I... 4m sure 4bout it!
I think I 4m... m4ybe, I think, yes.
Prob4bly, m4ybe, Zur4he, yes!

[soundtricks]

alright
victory squadron it is

[apiarycryptonaut]

Ok4y, y4y, yes, m4ybe!
Oh 4nd um, Zur4he!
I think you're 4... gre4t m4tch, yes, so... welcome to the victory... squ4dron, yes welcome, y4y!

[soundtricks]

oh
I am♫
why♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

The 4nswer is obvious!
But, um, if it... isn't m4ybe it's 4... puzzle for you, yes.
This re4lly is 4... puzzle if you don't... know the 4nswer, yes.
It's 4 good puzzle!

[soundtricks]

Kusbir, you know how I feel about puzzles

[apiarycryptonaut]

Um, then m4ybe I... c4n m4ke this not... 4 puzzle 4fter 4ll?
Would th4t be better?

[soundtricks]

you mean tell me the actual answer♫
yeah, that'd be nice

[apiarycryptonaut]

Becu4se you're nice 4nd... helpful 4nd sm4rt 4nd... 4 friend, Zur4he, yes!

[soundtricks]

You're not sure how to respond to this. No one thinks that highly of you- well, except Ridian, and he's not around to do it anymore. You wonder if maybe she isn't confusing you with someone else.

uh
Avispa
I think you might have gotten me confused with someone else

[apiarycryptonaut]

Zur4he I s4id I... w4sn't going to m4ke... it 4 puzzle, no.
It's not 4 puzzle!
4nd I'm not confused... you s4id you w4nted... the 4nswer, you did.
It's not 4 wrong... 4nswer 4t 4ll, no.
I m4de sure it... w4s 4 right 4nswer!

[soundtricks]

you're really
fucking
weird
do you know that♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Um, I don't underst4nd????
I thought I 4nswered... right 4nd not wrong.
Do right 4nswers m4ke... me weird, then, m4ybe?
4nd um, being weird... m4ybe isn't b4d, no.
So, um, ok4y Zur4he!
I'm weird, prob4bly, yes!

[soundtricks]

yeah
really fucking weird

[apiarycryptonaut]

Ok4y, th4t's not puzzling... it isn't, no, y4y!
I think I need... more weird puzzles, then.
Th4t would be 4... good m4tch, prob4bly, yes!

[soundtricks]

honestly I wonder what goes on in your head before you come to these conclusions just
seriously
what's the thought process♫
sodding weirdo

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, th4t's e4sy, it's...

Oh oh oh oh.
W4it m4ybe I shouldn't... expl4in, there 4re puzzles... involved, re4lly, 4ctu4lly, yes.
4nd you s4id no... to 4ny puzzles, m4ybe.

[soundtricks]

yeah, no
don't explain
I'd like to keep my brain from exploding, thanks


--not literally
because my brain would not actually explode from an explanation, okay♫

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh, ok4y, I see!
I thought so, um... th4t you wouldn't w4nt... to he4r th4t, no.
But um, yes, weird!
Weird 4nd puzzling, yes.
Th4t's 4ll, it is!

[soundtricks]

right
well in any case, I still think you're mad as a hatter for thinking I'm nice
but whatever

[apiarycryptonaut]

Wh4t's 4 h4tter 4nd... why is it 4ngry?
Oh w4it, no, w4it.
Th4t's not 4ctu4lly 4... puzzle 4nd it's m4ybe... not liter4l, no, m4ybe?
So um, wh4t do... you me4n, Zur4he, m4ybe?