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Avispa Kusbir ([personal profile] apiarycryptonaut) wrote in [community profile] scrib2013-02-23 01:36 am

[S] Avispa: Alchemize

You resume being AVISPA KUSBIR.

You are ridiculously happy with the loot that you've alchemized so far, and are in the process of alchemizing right this instant! But given that you just did something that you're incredibly proud of, you couldn't help yourself from telling, well, EVERYONE.

Previously, you had alchemized four of your STILETTOS into two DOUBLE STILETTOS, and then turned those into your new 4-POINT SHURIKEN. It was a great weapon! You also alchemized the REBELLION DRESS and the RUBIK'S SPIRAL CHALLENGE for your own entertainment. That was the first four! Now, you've finished two of your next four and, though you got distracted, have two more to go. Already finished is your new weapon, the CRYSTAL CROSS, and your new HUSKTOP SHADES. Now you can tell Durian you absolutely can't drop your husktop again; even if you still use the normal husktop.

But, really, now you're just distracted. Because you decided to use the code to alchemize a certain player's SEVERED HEAD. You had alchemized one, and then another, and then two more. With FOUR HEADS laying around, you knew what you had to do. Now, of course, you have three heads and one skull sitting behind you.

And that's where you are now. You've started up a video to tell someone that you got a new skull, but you can't decide on who... so you just decide to TELL EVERYONE.

Of course, you're still COVERED IN PURPLE BLOOD and there are THREE HEADS and ONE SKULL sitting behind you, and your NEW WEAPON is sitting beside you... But none of this dawns on you, you're just excited about the skull! Video, go!




--apiaryCryptonaut [AC] RIGHT NOW opened memo SKULL!!!!--

AC: Everyone everyone everyone everyone!!!!
AC: I did it, yes!
AC: I figured it out... 4nd got the skull, yes!
AC: It's right here, see?
AC: 4nd I c4n get... three more, so, four!
AC: Four skulls, yes, 4m4zing!
AC: You c4n do 4nything... using 4lchemizing, I think!
AC: If you h4ven't tried... to 4lchmize yet, you... should try it, yes!
AC: I m4de other things... too, yes, so everyone... should 4lchemize 4 lot!
AC: It's just so so... so so exciting, yes!!!!
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-02-25 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're getting messaged by this lunatic? This is ne-Welp. Looks like crazy alien girl just got into a fucking train-wreck with a vat of dye or something.

What the fuck?
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-04 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
oh jfc don't you start, you memo'd me first, fruit loop.
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-09 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
oh gosh i am so fucking honored i don't fucking know what i'll do with myself.

...ok that skull thing? since it looks sort of fresh, this is sort of Hannibal Lector fucked up by human standards jsyk

also why the fuck are you covered in purple dye did you lose against a chemical vat /omgitslikeaJokeroriginstory
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
blood? what?

Okay, that's weird. But, I guess it's just because they're aliens. Crazy fucking xenobiology or whatever. But before you can ponder this more, you see the fruitloop has sent you images. You click without thinking, it's probably just some stup-
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, is that an alien head? Like some kind of car wreck voyeur, you click through the images.
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Fucking.
Edited 2013-03-10 04:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
If this had been like, a human just like you, you probably would've been tossing cookies faster than Usain Bolt runs.

On the inside.

You still have a cool kid quota to maintain.
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus fucking christ in a handbasket, did she take a picture of every fucking step of the process?
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
As you click towards the end of this gross spectacle, you regretfully tick a notch on your rattle the coolkid meter in Avispa's favor. Because holy fucking Freddy Mercury in heaven.
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)


You're actually pretty surprised for once. Speechless, even.
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[personal profile] ataraxicarcher 2013-03-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
did you just give me fucking front row seats to some weird fucking alien snuff film? /iwantarefund

shit, if i wanted more viscera in my life id just rewatch fucking Hostel or something.