[Memo (Kids)/Open otherwise] ===> Shea: Figure out what the hell is going on.

[ataraxicarcher]

Okay. So now that you've settled in a bit, taken over as a temporary server (or so you think) and lost your mom (Well, she wandered off somewhere. Parents are so difficult sometimes), you think getting up to speed might be in order. Sure there's probably a manual… But if you're gonna get your ass to grist grinding or whatever, it's probably easier to just ask.

-- ataraxicArcher [AA] RIGHT NOW opened memo what is this fuckery on board PSA RE: The End of the World and You --

AA: okay sup bitches?
AA: yeah so i wasn't gonna play the game but then fucking meteors /wtf /andididntseeBruceWillis
AA: fucking surprise guys im not dead /insertapplausehere
AA: talking with Eric so i kno some of you cats are ok and shit. and im seeing screennames here so im gonna assume that you're either alive in the game, a zombie or this is some crazy mushroom samba trip someone got me on or its a dream like fucking Inception and Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking with me.
AA: man i thought they were totes joking about that 2012 bullshittery /guesstheyshowedme
AA: anyway, did i miss any fun shit like outside running jumping climbing leaning tower of babel houses? i mean i know i gotta aim for that pie in the sky. well, spiralgraph lightshow thing /whatev but should i know anything else?
AA: alsokljdsgkllklkkldlksgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
AA: fucking wow. anyone got recommendations on how to keep a honey badger sprite thing from getting all up in your business?


[OOC: Memo's to kids, but Shea's signed on so anyone can pester her. :v]

Comments

===> Shea: Be a little more cautious around the crazy person

[ataraxicarcher]

holy crap man, dont flip all your shits like its going out of style. /capslockwoah

i wasnt even making fun of your puzzles, dude. chill.

===> Avispa: Stay angry

[apiarycryptonaut]

YOU WERE BEING ME4N!
RE4LLY RE4LLY RE4LLY ME4N!
4ND I WON'T LET YOU KEEP BEING ME4N!
BEC4USE TH4T'S NOT NICE!

[ataraxicarcher]

uh. what? are we seriously going back into some sort of fucked up circle of a convo again /eyeroll

[apiarycryptonaut]

We're not stopping t4lking 4bout you being 4 me4n person, nope, nope.
Bec4use you're 4 re4lly me4n person 4nd I don't like th4t, no.
I re4lly don't, no.
I don't like you, I think, 4nd I don't even know your n4me.
You're just 4 big b4d puzzle me4nie without 4 n4me 4t 4ll.

[ataraxicarcher]

...puzzle meanie? if you werent so frustrating and possibly crazy, that would actually be sort of adorable. /whatareyou5?

[apiarycryptonaut]

You're still being me4n... to me even s4ying... things like th4t, you!
I still don't know... your n4me either, no!
If you don't stop... I'm just going to... c4ll you puzzle me4nie!
Bec4use it's wh4t you... 4re, 4 puzzle me4nie!

[ataraxicarcher]

ok this is getting stupid. like can you calm your tits down for a sec

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh no, she did it again. Another puzzle. You don't think you can keep up this anger and bravery.

I. Wh4t? No, you'll... just st4rt being me4n!
I won't let you!

[ataraxicarcher]

im not trying to be mean, geeeeeeeze. /omg

[apiarycryptonaut]

I know you're lying!
Just st4y 4w4y 4lre4dy!
I me4n it, yes!

===> Shea: Make an unintentional error in judgement

[ataraxicarcher]

ok fine i am totally full of flat out lying bullshittery and i just want to cause nothing but trouble to you. in fact i have nothing but fucking contempt and hate for you and have a singular goal of causing absolute suffering to you specifically because it is much more important than actually progressing in a game thats kind of sort of fucking important /eyeroll

dont kid yourself, geeze

===> Avispa: Believe her. ♤!

[apiarycryptonaut]

You were right, you were right! She admitted it!

I knew it, yes.
I knew it, I... knew it, I knew... it, I knew it!!!!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

1/??

[ataraxicarcher]

oh my god did you really fucking take me seriously

2/

[ataraxicarcher]

oi

3/??

[ataraxicarcher]

are you there?

4/??

[ataraxicarcher]

please tell me you know what sarcasm is /forfuckssake

5/5

[ataraxicarcher]

because seriously that was sarcasm

[apiarycryptonaut]

You 4lre4dy s4id the... truth, you c4n't t4ke... it b4ck now, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

that wasnt the truth. sarcasm. do you speak it?

[apiarycryptonaut]

You won't fool me... 4ny more times, no!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

are you fucking serious.

it was totes a joke. that's what sarcasm is. being facetious.

[apiarycryptonaut]

No no no no
no no no no
no no no no
no no no no

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

omg would you quit logging on and off i am trying to fucking explain here

[apiarycryptonaut]

No!
No!
No!
No!

-- apiaryCryptonaut [AC] ceased pestering ataraxicArcher [AA] --

[ataraxicarcher]

yes yes yes yes