[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

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-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

Comments

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it better not fucking be
or I swear to fuck
I will end that thing

[defensivealchemist]

wa5nt that the plan a11 along
and what5 holding that water in place

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more or less
but now I'm inclined to be a bitch about it

fuck if I know
it just better keep holding

[defensivealchemist]

5o 5low painful murder
what5 your world 5uppo5ed to 6e anyway
it look5 pink =:/

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the trees have purple leaves
it's fucking weird
but what can you do♫
it's forest, mostly
forest and villages

[defensivealchemist]

oh
check with your con5ort5 a6out the water
may6e theyre u5ing my5teriou5 lizard power5 to hold it in place and it5 their water 5upplie5

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...I don't have lizard consorts
why would I have lizard consorts♫

[defensivealchemist]

6ecau5e i have lizard5
i cant te11 what avi5pa5 are
their >- whatever they are -< power5 then

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Avispa doesn't have any
or can't find them, at least

[defensivealchemist]

exactly
though i havent ruled out the po55i6ility that 5he ha5 invi5i6le con5ort5

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I don't think that's a thing that can happen
but this is already pretty stupid

[defensivealchemist]

it i5 tota11y a thing that could happen
in the color 5etting for the con5ort5 her5 could ju5t 6e 5et to tran5parent

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how is that EVEN A THING♫♪