[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

[soundtricks]

-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

Comments

[celestialcavalier]

Unclog the drain, duh.

[soundtricks]

it's a planet, not an ablution trap you plum-writin' peon♪♪
I don't have any convenient drains♪

[celestialcavalier]

Better start digging.
Or lasering.
You can make lasers, right?
And if I'm a peon, why am I the one helping you?

[soundtricks]

no way
I want this crap ~off~ my planet
not further in it

and you know, I have no idea
your own bad decision I guess

[apiarycryptonaut]

As much as you want to respond to other things, one thing that Zurahe said stands out the most.

Zur4he, we h4ve princesses... in this g4me too?

[soundtricks]

Literally the only reaction you have to this is--

fuck's goddamn sake, Avispa
~NO~, we do not have princesses in this game
why
out of everything you could have focused on
is ~that~ what gets your attention♫♪

[apiarycryptonaut]

Oh um, but I'm... trying to find 4ll... the roles 4nd I... know we h4ve princes!
So m4ybe um, princesses?
But um, oh, um.
Zur4he it'll be ok4y!
W4ter doesn't just 4ppe4r... so m4ybe wh4tever m4de... it 4ppe4r c4n stop!
Um m4ybe like some... kind of "undo" button!
Or 4 puzzle to... send it b4ck th4t... just needs 4 solution!
But um, oh, m4ybe... if you w4nt to... 4bsolutely keep it there... 4nd m4ke it less... sc4ry you could freeze... it solid, m4ybe, yes?

[soundtricks]

I am ~NOT~ scared♪
do you have any idea how many of my consort's places are around this thing♫
if it starts going all crazy they might drown or something♪


besides, I don't have anything to freeze it with♪

[callouslystalwart]

Personally, you had ~my~ hopes up as well. ~~CS
Who were you referring to, then? ~~CS

[soundtricks]

why
is 'princess' a role you're interested in♫
actually no wait
don't answer that


the stupid seadweller on my team, who the fuck else♫

[defensivealchemist]

may6e your world5 denizen i5 6ack
and it 6rought you pre5ent5

[soundtricks]

nah
I checked up on that earlier
that stupid fucking locale's still just the gate back

[defensivealchemist]

it might not 6e done 5preading the gift5 of water around your world

[mapmaking]

you know ThIs mIghT be a bad TIme To say IT buT I ThInk I should--x
If you donT calm down we mIghT noT fIgure IT ouT--x...

[soundtricks]

how the fuck am I supposed to CALM DOWN♫♪
it's a bunch of water
and I dunno about you, but I can't breathe underwater

[mapmaking]

I canT eITher--x.
I wasnT sayIng you should Try To go Through IT buT Is IT movIng anywhere or jusT sTayIng sTIll--x?
maybe Theres a way around IT ThaT you could geT by and fIgure ouT whaTs goIng on by goIng up InsTead of Through--x?








you know whaT you need--x?
a map--x!
why dIdnT I ThInk of ThaT before--x?

[austereastronomer]

Well that's... weird. You're kind of interested in how it's managing to JUST STAY LIKE THAT, but of course that's not really relevant, and you don't think Zurahe is particularly concerned about the physics of it.

About how much water is there?

[soundtricks]

fuck all I dunno♫
a fuckton
is a fuckton a precise enough measurement♫

[austereastronomer]

...I think that gives me a reasonable idea, at least.
It might be possible to evaporate it, provided that you have something capable of producing a great amount of heat.
Of course, that would also take some time...

[absentultima]

h∧h∧h∧h∧.
i d0n't kn0w h0w s0/\/\e 0f /\/\y pl∧net g0t 0nt0 y0urs.
but wh∧t's the /\/\∧tter, ∧fr∧id 0f getting wet?
y0u sh0uld th∧nk /\/\e f0r the st0ne; it's useful.

[soundtricks]

I'm going to find you
gut you
and then skullfuck you with the handle of my axe
you prissy little bitch

[absentultima]

th∧nks but i ∧lre∧dy h∧ve s0/\/\e0ne i'/\/\ bl∧ck f0r.

You're trying SO HARD to play it cool. It's not working. In fact you regret typing that as soon as it leaves your keyboard. Even if it does sound kind of maybe black in an extreme way...

Well, you do have someone else! Even if you haven't talked with him in a while and you don't know what's up with that and--

[twintimes]

oh, wow
so It's not just us, then
thAt's not ActuAlly reAssurIng At All but I suppose it's good to know
..as for the wAter, mAybe you could freeze It And AlchemIze somethIng to do wIth Ice

[soundtricks]

yeah already heard that part
trying it out now, actually
this is going to take forever

[twintimes]

probAbly..
oh but hold on
I thInk I cAn mAybe put togther A freeze rAy thIng
would thAt mAke It eAsIer??