[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

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-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

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I'm not trying to get around it, Phylus
I'm trying to get ~rid~ of it♪


...a map
how is that going to help♫

[mapmaking]

well If you have a map of your enTIre land Then maybe you can see where The abberaTIon comes from and Then you know a sTep Towards geTTIng rID of IT--x!

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my land is fucking huge, Phylus
besides
I don't know how to ~make~ maps

[mapmaking]

i can do IT--x
I ThInk--x
hold on Ill play around--x
maybe gIve me a day--x?
I ThInk I know jusT The ThIngs To combIne To make a map--x

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but will it be a map of ~my~ planet♫
that's the real question here

[mapmaking]

duh--x
I know for a facT ThaT If I make a map ITll be exacTly whaT I wanT IT To be--x.

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and just how do you know ~that~♫

[mapmaking]

well uh--x
I donT say ThIs a loT--x
buT--x
Im The besT mapmaker--x
objecTIvely--x
people who have my maps donT get losT--x.

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guess we'll just have to see, in that case
who knows, you might actually be able to do it

[mapmaking]

jusT TrusT me--x
Im The besT--x.

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welp
that's a rare show of confidence for you

go to it, I guess

[mapmaking]

ITs The only ThIng Ive ever been confIdenT abouT--x
ok Ill leT you know when Ive fInIshed IT--x

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you do that phylus
later