[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

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-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

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I'm going to find you
gut you
and then skullfuck you with the handle of my axe
you prissy little bitch

[absentultima]

th∧nks but i ∧lre∧dy h∧ve s0/\/\e0ne i'/\/\ bl∧ck f0r.

You're trying SO HARD to play it cool. It's not working. In fact you regret typing that as soon as it leaves your keyboard. Even if it does sound kind of maybe black in an extreme way...

Well, you do have someone else! Even if you haven't talked with him in a while and you don't know what's up with that and--

[soundtricks]

don't flatter yourself
this isn't a solicitation
it's a forewarning of your impending doom

[absentultima]

g00d luck.
y0u'll re∧lly need it.
i'/\/\ g0ing up levels ∧nd getting str0nger by the sec0nd.

That was also probably the wrong thing to say, you realize. You just gave away your EDGE, because if you hadn't told her, she might not know you've been trying very hard to get better at EVERYTHING.

Even your shitty power, which isn't progressing, but your levels on the other hand. Now she'll EXPECT you to be really strong, and work hard to get stronger too. DAMN.

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no I won't
it's not like I've gotten any weaker, idiot
but I'll make sure to crank everything up to eleven
just because you seem to want to die so quickly

[absentultima]

i w0n't die.
i'/\/\ n0t stupid.
i w0uldn't ch∧llenge y0u if i didn't kn0w i c0uld win.

Except that is more than a little bit of a lie, because you THOUGHT there was no chance of losing, but now you're not so sure.

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you're challenging me to a fight
that's about as dumb as it gets, all things considered


If you were a smarter troll, or even just a more sensible, you'd stop rising to his bait and realize he's not as tough as he talks-- unfortunately, you are neither, and so you continue to assume he's going to at least put up a decent fight.