[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

[soundtricks]

-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

Comments

[soundtricks]

apparently it's from Komesh's planet
or at least, he seems to recognize it
stupid fucking fish is the only one who'd like it
I just want to get ~rid of it~

[austereastronomer]

It does... sound like his kind of thing, yes.
I suppose this begs the question of how it got there in the first place.

[soundtricks]

no fucking clue, but it needs to fucking ~go~
fucking hate water

[austereastronomer]

Oh, trust me; I sympathize.
It makes me somewhat uncomfortable, personally.
If I come across anything I think will work, I'll let you know.
I might actually have use for some of it, now that I think of it.

[soundtricks]

see, finally someone with a reasonable fucking reaction to a PILLAR OF GODDAMN WATER
fuck

and how am I supposed to get it to you♫
I don't know if I can actually captchalogue the whole thing
it's kind of fucking enormous

[austereastronomer]

I've never actually tested the limits of what I can captchalogue.
Perhaps there might be a way to only captchalogue a part of it at a time?