[S] Zurahe: Freak The Fuck Out

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-- CURRENT blackoutEtude [BE] RIGHT NOW opened memo WHAT THE FUCK♫♪. --

Your name is ZURAHE CADENS, and once again you've chosen to make a VIDEO MEMO rather than a TEXT one. However, taking into account the situation at hand, you feel as if you are HIGHLY JUSTIFIED in doing so. After all, it's not every day a CHUNK OF OCEAN replaces a part of the planet you'd been headed toward, and remains, to your relief, more or less SELF-CONTAINED. You're not sure what you'd do if it started flooding- you hate deep water and just about everything having to do with it. It's a lucky thing for you that the water doesn't seem to be going anywhere. YET.

You're not sure whether you're more ENRAGEDd or TERRIFIED by this phenomenon, so naturally you choose to display the latter, expression twisting into a snarl. You turn on and pan the camera of one of your spare computers around, and make sure the mic to your A.V.E.S. is turned off before you actually 'speak'.




So. Who wants to fucking tell me. Just what the actual fresh fuckin' HELL I'm looking at here?

Because from what I can tell, it looks like there's a fuckload of ocean sitting in the middle of my goddamn planet and it ain't supposed to be-- Princess, I'm lookin' at you.


Now. Can someone tell me how to get all this bulgesucking water off my PLANET?!

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it's not just a caste thing
it's a fucking Thing with me
just
man, fuck water

[callouslystalwart]

Really now? ~~CS

It would be stupid to harass the most competent other player you've met, SEPARATE SESSION or not, but you file that TIDBIT away in your pan.

~I'm~ sure you can alchemize a solution. ~~CS
Or get your server player to actively watch and provide surfaces. ~~CS

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the fucking fish princess ~IS~ my server♪

[callouslystalwart]

Right. ~~CS
...Good luck with all that, then. ~~CS

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yeah, exactly
ugh
god I fucking hate fish