==> Phylus: Freak Out.

[mapmaking]

Well, you DID IT. You finally left the comfort of your HIVE, armed with your favorite BRANCH and equipped with your new GOGGLETOP, those snazzy new hands-free eyewear computing devices you thought up. You admit that you haven't really made much in the way of alchemization, but this is one thing you enjoy.

You manage to get through the FIRST GATE and now you're...somewhere? Somewhere with NO FERNS which you think is dumb. You don't even have a map. There's no GATE in sight, and all you can see are the weird little LIZARDS that flop around on your planet and some IMPS, those stupid things.

Wait, no gate?

You're....stuck.

You're STUCK?! Wait, what!! You didn't sign up for this!

-- CURRENT careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW opened memo ahhhhhhhh. --

help--x
HELP--x!
Im losT--x!!
oh no ThIs Is scary help I canT geT back To my hIve and There are so many Imps Im goIng to dIe--x!!!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE--x
why--x
why dId I decIde To play--x?
I could have jusT dIed a paInless deaTh by meTeor wITh my hIvemaTes and Then I could have gone wherever you go when you dIe--x...
no sTop donT come near me--x!
I have a branch--x!

Comments

[defensivealchemist]

i dont think typing at the imp5 i5 going to 5care them off
u5e the 6ranch
5how them why they 5hould fear the 6ranch

[mapmaking]

I WILL SHOW THEM WHY THEY SHOULD FEAR THE BRANCH--x!

> Phylus: Hit the shit out of an imp with your favorite branch.

You do! It dies in a few hits! Of course, the other ones just cackle and move closer, but that's a step in the RIGHT DIRECTION.

I dId IT--x!

oh my god he's precious with that capslock

[defensivealchemist]

exce11ent!
i5 there a high place you can get to
prefera6ly one again5t a cliff with an overhang
if you can get your 6ack to a defen5i6le wa11
you can limit their approach vector5 and they11 6e ea5ier to 6eat away

Re: oh my god he's precious with that capslock

[mapmaking]

Theres a clIff do you ThInk ThaT would work--x?
and I ThInk If I wanTed To go swImmIng I mIghT be able to TrIck Them InTo fallIng InTo all ThIs gold sTuff--x
buT Ill Try To fInd some sorT of wall ThIng--x

[defensivealchemist]

a5 long a5 they cant jump on you from a6ove
=:/
5wimming
in gold 5tuff?
are you 5ure it5 a liquid

[mapmaking]

Im noT sure whaT kInd of properTIes They have aT all--x
Theyre so ugly--x.
and yeah I ThInk so--x
maybe--x?