==> Phylus: Freak Out.

[mapmaking]

Well, you DID IT. You finally left the comfort of your HIVE, armed with your favorite BRANCH and equipped with your new GOGGLETOP, those snazzy new hands-free eyewear computing devices you thought up. You admit that you haven't really made much in the way of alchemization, but this is one thing you enjoy.

You manage to get through the FIRST GATE and now you're...somewhere? Somewhere with NO FERNS which you think is dumb. You don't even have a map. There's no GATE in sight, and all you can see are the weird little LIZARDS that flop around on your planet and some IMPS, those stupid things.

Wait, no gate?

You're....stuck.

You're STUCK?! Wait, what!! You didn't sign up for this!

-- CURRENT careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW opened memo ahhhhhhhh. --

help--x
HELP--x!
Im losT--x!!
oh no ThIs Is scary help I canT geT back To my hIve and There are so many Imps Im goIng to dIe--x!!!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE--x
why--x
why dId I decIde To play--x?
I could have jusT dIed a paInless deaTh by meTeor wITh my hIvemaTes and Then I could have gone wherever you go when you dIe--x...
no sTop donT come near me--x!
I have a branch--x!

Comments

[soundtricks]

...Phylus
deep fucking breaths
divide the imps into groups you can handle
then take them out like that
you should be good for a while until they start to respawn

unfortunately, you're going to have to take the long way around your planet if you want to get back to your hive
ask your server player to help you out if you have to
ok♫

[callouslystalwart]

You're glad he finally left the safety blanket of his HIVE behind, but this is almost painfully irritating for you to watch.

Oh come on. ~~CS
It's really not that many imps! ~~CS

[defensivealchemist]

i dont think typing at the imp5 i5 going to 5care them off
u5e the 6ranch
5how them why they 5hould fear the 6ranch

[apiarycryptonaut]

You're 4bsolutely not 4llowed... to die, Phylus, no!
Get up high or... hide from them 4nd... m4ke 4 pl4n, yes!
No dying 4llowed, no!
Br4nch wh4ck them to... s4fety, yes, go, win!

[flowerwhisperer]

urm
i understand this probab|y sounds
we||, easier said then done
but p|ease take some deep breaths
fighting imps is no fun but
panicking wi|| just get you hurt more

[tetchytmesis]

-- CURRENT tetchyTmesis [TT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

wow. calm. down. god.
what. you. need. is.
an. exploding. branch.
thatll. solve. all. your. problems.

[artful_transgressor]

CURRENT artfulTransgressor [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

wow uh
great leVelheadedness in the face of crisis there
i mean i haVent seen someone handle alarm so smoothly since the last time i watched a Video of a balloon being popped behind a purrbeast

first of all
there is no way death by meteor
or anything that comes after that
assuming there would be anything that came after that
would be preferable to being here
itd maybe be simpler
but its not like youd be able to appreciate it
so who cares

second of all
if you die now to imps
hows that any different from haVing died to meteors
aside from the fact that youd be potentially dooming those of us who still haVe a shot at surViVal
point is if all you want is death you haVent missed that particular boat yet
but i strongly suggest you put off catching that ride as long as possible
it doesnt go anywhere you want to get to

third of all
chill the fuck out
imps arent that tough
although seriously
a branch???
get yourself a better strife specibus
like stat
that shit is amateur hour

finally
who the fuck eVen are you

[chroniker]

-- CURRENT empyreanChroniker [EC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. --

Oh no!!
Please, sir or miss, I don't know who you are, but...
For your own sake, please don't worry!
Please relax!
Freaking out will only cause you harm, okay?
Just count to twenty and everything will be okay, I'm here for you. 8(