==> Phylus: Freak Out.

[mapmaking]

Well, you DID IT. You finally left the comfort of your HIVE, armed with your favorite BRANCH and equipped with your new GOGGLETOP, those snazzy new hands-free eyewear computing devices you thought up. You admit that you haven't really made much in the way of alchemization, but this is one thing you enjoy.

You manage to get through the FIRST GATE and now you're...somewhere? Somewhere with NO FERNS which you think is dumb. You don't even have a map. There's no GATE in sight, and all you can see are the weird little LIZARDS that flop around on your planet and some IMPS, those stupid things.

Wait, no gate?

You're....stuck.

You're STUCK?! Wait, what!! You didn't sign up for this!

-- CURRENT careeringCartographer [CC] RIGHT NOW opened memo ahhhhhhhh. --

help--x
HELP--x!
Im losT--x!!
oh no ThIs Is scary help I canT geT back To my hIve and There are so many Imps Im goIng to dIe--x!!!!!
I NEVER WANTED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE--x
why--x
why dId I decIde To play--x?
I could have jusT dIed a paInless deaTh by meTeor wITh my hIvemaTes and Then I could have gone wherever you go when you dIe--x...
no sTop donT come near me--x!
I have a branch--x!

Comments

[flowerwhisperer]

unfortunate bu||shit that cou|d mess you up
but
it's not very important right now
do you need me to |eave you a|one for a bit
so you can focus on fighting?

[mapmaking]

no--x
my new glasses are so rad I can mulTITask--x
I need To upgrade Them some more Though because The popup wIndows geT In my way--x.

[flowerwhisperer]

oh
that's convenient
just be carefu| unti| then
i've been working on some poison
that might make dea|ing with the imps easier

[mapmaking]

poIson--x?
whaT kInd of poIson--x...?

[flowerwhisperer]

nothing that wi|| ki|| us
you might get a bit sick if you accidenta||y get some in you though?
but nothing bad either
the game treats it |ike it actua||y does damage though so
yeah
it a|so s|ows down the imps somewhat so it wi|| probab|y
make things a |itt|e easier at |east

[mapmaking]

uh--x
maybe I should sTIck To explosIves--x
buT whaT do you ThInk explosIve poIson would do--x...?

[flowerwhisperer]

uh
poison everywhere, i guess

[mapmaking]

so--x
IT would jusT raIn poIson--x?

[flowerwhisperer]

basica||y, yeah
with the accompanying exp|osion, i mean

[mapmaking]

Im doIng ThaT--x

[flowerwhisperer]

i
we||
if it works
just
be carefu|?