[S] Perrix: Be overwhelmed.

[callouslystalwart]

For the moment, you're again PERRIX SEIYOS and you're still mostly BEING A BADASS.

Thanks to your trusty PERSONAL PORTABLE PAPARAZZI, you are again broadcasting your WHOLESALE ASS-WHOOPINGS to anyone who cares to watch. You're busting out all kinds of ridiculous acrobatic maneuvers off of so many handle-like objects (mostly broken flagpoles). You give an IMP something that looks a lot like this and even manage one of these on an OGRE.

Then SOMETHING UNEXPECTED happens.

The tides turn.

Where before the video had merely shown ONE (1) PERRIX SEIYOS beating up on a REASONABLE NUMBER (~) OF IMPS AND OGRES, the scene is now one of ONE (1) PERRIX SEIYOS "tactically withdrawing" from a TOTALLY HELLACIOUS NUMBER (?) OF IMPS and then some. And then a few more. In fact, the stream doesn't seem to be slowing down - at least one new IMP seems to come from some unknown location and onto the screen every second. They squabble and trip over one another for a bit, but you are now quite visibly running from what is a veritable KATAMARI OF PISSED-OFF IMPS, with yet more running amok all over besides. It isn't long before the tide of fangs and limbs washes over your PERSONAL PORTABLE PAPARAZZI, cutting the feed.

About 20 minutes later, after you've found a relatively safe hiding spot in the top of one of LOAAR's many broken spires and tended to your wounds, you decide you should open a memo to let others know of this HORRIBLE CATASTROPHE. It's not like you can do anything else when there is a figurative SEA OF IMPS skittering around the base of the spire - your saving grace is that they largely lack your JUMPING SKILL. You're suddenly very thankful that none of the ALPHA PLAYERS prototyped anything that could grant flight or exceptional climbing ability.


-- callouslyStalwart [CS] RIGHT NOW opened memo Bollocks. --

CS: ~I'm~ fine for now, for the record. ~~CS
CS: But this is absolutely dreadful! ~~CS
CS: They're worth less than a single XP each! ~~CS


You've got your priorities in order.

Comments

[callouslystalwart]

Thank you for the clarification. ~~CS
~I~ will still strategically ignore that part and take it as a compliment. ~~CS

[polygraphing]

what no
youre doing it wrong
dont ignore thingz that i zay with the intent to anoy you
thatz the bezt part

[callouslystalwart]

Shall ~I~ feign annoyance for you? ~~CS

[polygraphing]

no dont fake it
thatz no fun
dont even try ill know
ill juzt have to get at you zome other way

[callouslystalwart]

It's not quite so easy to get ~my~ bleastbeast with juvenile taunts, you know. ~~CS
But you're certainly welcome to continue trying. ~~CS

[polygraphing]

oh i wil
not now bekauze youre on guard for it
but guez what perix
youre my new goal
i wil get al your pretend bleatbeaztz juzt you wait

[callouslystalwart]

Goodness. ~~CS
~I~ don't know if ~I~ should be worried or amused. ~~CS
You're on. ~~CS

[polygraphing]

probably both
thiz wil be a fun ztupid game we kan play
where ill do zhit
and you gota figure out if im juzt trying to make you mad
or i mean it
dont wory ill alwayz tel you
if i didnt id be a liar